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10. Driving with an open Heiniken in your lap is ok
9. If there is a pool at the bar... the locals are the ones at the bar, the pink people around the pool are the tourists.
8. At the same bar, the locals will order a beer or X & coke... The tourists will require a blender and a Ph. D. in chemistry. (Helloooo Lava Flow!)
7. The only people who walk barefoot on the beach are the tourists
6. Tourists don't like it when your dog tries to say "Hi" in the middle of their wedding pics
5. 67 degrees is cold to some people
4. Some people are never happy... when the wind blows it screws with their hair... when it's not blowing it's too G-D hot! Pansies...
3. Everyone you know wants to come and visit you until you tell them your place isn't big enough for them to stay.
2. Tourists don't know how to play an efficient, three hour, round of golf
And the #1 undeniable truth of life in Hawaii...
1. If it's a convertible and the top is down... we know who you are.
9. If there is a pool at the bar... the locals are the ones at the bar, the pink people around the pool are the tourists.
8. At the same bar, the locals will order a beer or X & coke... The tourists will require a blender and a Ph. D. in chemistry. (Helloooo Lava Flow!)
7. The only people who walk barefoot on the beach are the tourists
6. Tourists don't like it when your dog tries to say "Hi" in the middle of their wedding pics
5. 67 degrees is cold to some people
4. Some people are never happy... when the wind blows it screws with their hair... when it's not blowing it's too G-D hot! Pansies...
3. Everyone you know wants to come and visit you until you tell them your place isn't big enough for them to stay.
2. Tourists don't know how to play an efficient, three hour, round of golf
And the #1 undeniable truth of life in Hawaii...
1. If it's a convertible and the top is down... we know who you are.