I'm hairy like a Yeti, but I was placed on the ultra smooth Snowmen team. Sigh, now I have to go shave my back and chest.
Alright, my fellow Snowmen: Be ye not dismayed by the PPD deficit shown here at the start of the race (regarding the internal TeAm race). It is based on a 7 day average ppd. Our current, live, at the moment ppd is very close to that of the Yetis'. Petrus has done a fine job ensuring that.
Remember, when engaging the enemy, always wear the bubble wrap you have been provided, to insulate your fluffy ice crystals from the heat of the enemy's GPU exhaust! And for this race, it is OK to allow the ppd streams to cross (but not the pee pee streams), and in fact they must cross if we are to prevail!
And prevail we will! Muhahahahahahaha ha ha ha! Cough.cough. Ahem, sorry, got my asthma stirred up a bit with that evil cackle.