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TapTap

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10- "I am NOT ! I am Nick Nolte!"

9- "Eh..? Nope, no here."

8- "Wait! I AM a Cubs fan, REALLY!! I didnt mean to catch that ball!!"

7- "I am Osama...errrr, that would be worse, never mind."

6- "I was having the crappiest dream..."

5- " My mini-me was the one that ran Iraq! I was a prisoner!"

4- "$750K cash? If I am Saddam, would I be living in a dirt hole with that much jack?"

3- "I am Baghdad Bob!"

2- "I am Alec Baldwin!! Not Saddam. See, I promised to leave the US if Bush got elected soooo here I am! A man of my word."

and Number 1:
" You had no warrant to search my hole! My civil rights have been trampled! I was abused as a child! Where is the ACLU? Im gonna suuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee you people!!!!!"

 

Slacker

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Eh, no. The number one thing he said was
What the fack took you so long? get me out of this stinking hole!


It sucks to think that he will be living much more comfortably now that he has been captured, should have left him in that hole to die.
 

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Originally posted by: TapTap

10- "I am NOT Saddam! I am Nick Nolte!"

9- "Eh..Saddam? Oh Saaaaddaaammmm? Nope, no Saddam here."

8- "Wait! I AM a Cubs fan, REALLY!! I didnt mean to catch that ball!!"

7- "I am Osama...errrr, that would be worse, never mind."

6- "I was having the crappiest dream..."

5- "I am Saddam! My mini-me was the one that ran Iraq! I was a prisoner!"

4- "$750K cash? If I am Saddam, would I be living in a dirt hole with that much jack?"

3- "I am Baghdad Bob!"

2- "I am Alec Baldwin!! Not Saddam. See, I promised to leave the US if Bush got elected soooo here I am! A man of my word."

and Number 1:
" You had no warrant to search my hole! My civil rights have been trampled! I was abused as a child! Where is the ACLU? Im gonna suuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee you people!!!!!"

#11 - "But I can change, I can change! Here I am, just watch me change... Here you go, I'm changing!" -(from south park :evil: )
 

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i think that top 10 list was kinda weak, ill wait a few days, or until David Letterman does a list, then there should be some funny ones.

That "Osama's To-Do List" a while back was much funnier.
 

Looney

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That list SUCKED.

The Nick Nolte one was funny, but that's funny without being on the list.
 

TapTap

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Originally posted by: YetioDoom
Originally posted by: amdmang
i think he also said, fvck

That was funny; the top ten list, however, was not.

Ohhhh, I guess the Cubs comment pissed you off......

Moralpanic: Nice sig Another AT idiot...from Canada no less..like you give a crap about Iraq..I think you suck.

Pooper and Tomsbrain: Thanks for the unsolicited commentary. Your opinion means soooooo much


The list is done in fun people, not to be dissed by the left-leaning crusaders here on AT. Frankly, I never give a rats ass what you flowery dix think. But, if you have a negative slant: then be like the rest of your bretheran and go post about a race car or rock band or give some acne'd teen advice on how to shave his nads, or which Maxim chic is the hottest--your usual important stuff you know. Dont make pissy comments.
 

TheAudit

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The number one thing that Saddam said -

"I am the President of Iraq, Saddam Hussein, and I call on all Iraqis to fight the Infidels and to go to martyrdom. We will fight until the death... err, never mind."
 
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