10- "I am NOT ! I am Nick Nolte!"
9- "Eh..? Nope, no here."
8- "Wait! I AM a Cubs fan, REALLY!! I didnt mean to catch that ball!!"
7- "I am Osama...errrr, that would be worse, never mind."
6- "I was having the crappiest dream..."
5- " My mini-me was the one that ran Iraq! I was a prisoner!"
4- "$750K cash? If I am Saddam, would I be living in a dirt hole with that much jack?"
3- "I am Baghdad Bob!"
2- "I am Alec Baldwin!! Not Saddam. See, I promised to leave the US if Bush got elected soooo here I am! A man of my word."
and Number 1:
" You had no warrant to search my hole! My civil rights have been trampled! I was abused as a child! Where is the ACLU? Im gonna suuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee you people!!!!!"