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[crumpet19]

 

[Yossarian]

shenanigans

 

[Saulbadguy]

meh.

 

[dxkj]

Pretty weak story, no detailed description. No conversation. No one says a word eh?

 

[Ameesh]

thats not funny, you are stupid

 

[olds]

Please change the thread title. We believe in "Truth in Advertising"
Thank you, that is all.

 

[Hammer]

bs

 

[Ryan]

Jesus, go back to high school and work on your spelling before you attempt creative writing.

 

[Azraele]

So why was there a gun on the table?

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

so he could have walked in, took your gun that was laying unattended, shot you, and robbed your place

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Azraele
So why was there a gun on the table?

That's the best part, you don't need a reason!

In the absence of children guns should be kept loaded & readily accessible.

Viper GTS

 

[Dacalo]

lame

 

[Ryan]

Seriously, your story is even more nimrodic than this!

 

[Yax]

A smart sales guy would've picked up the 9mm and shot you, because he would realize that it would save ATOTers alot of pain and wasted time by preventing you from posting.

 

[crumpet19]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: Azraele
So why was there a gun on the table?

That's the best part, you don't need a reason!

In the absence of children guns should be kept loaded & readily accessible.

Viper GTS

I had just completed cleaning and reassembly. I was about to lock it and store it when he entered. Magazines were in the other room.

And spelling? I misspelled the word "coffee."

And to the rest of you, "screw you guys."

 

[conjur]

Damn.

Rough crowd today!

 

[Yossarian]

Do you often let strangers walk right past you into your apartment?

 

[crumpet19]

 

[virtueixi]

You should of shot his ass, he was not welcome.

 

[Quixfire]

That's not very funny or smart to have a handgun just laying on a coffee table.







And of course by "9mm on coffee table" you mean you left your "piece" out you were last using watching your "TV program".

 

[Graphicd00d]

I had those sales people come to my door saying they are in a contest to win a trip.
They are selling magazine subscriptions.
Before I told this guy I didn't want any magazines he started filling out his sales slip. When I told him I wasn't interested he got all pissed and went to the next house.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: crumpet19

Originally posted by: PipBoy
Do you often let strangers walk right past you into your apartment?

I didn't "let him." I opened the door and took a step back. He was probably being pushy and feeling damned cold from being outside.

Maybe it's just me but if someone tried to walk past me into my place, I'd be in their face.
As far as screwing me, no thanks. I don't go that way.

 

[lancestorm]

- 57 / 10

 

[brtspears2]

Sounds like the magazine jerks I get at my place all the time. I don't know why I even allow them to

"HI2U! I'm in a contest, and I just need 3000 more points to get a trip to Hawaii! I'm selling magazine subscriptions to get these points and if I'm first place I get the trip and $10,000 dollars. Will you please help me?"
"Uhhh... noo"
"Lemme show you want I got. We got three levels of magazines here with different point values..."
"Ok and I don't want any magazines"
"If you buy it now, I promise none of the other people in the contest will come by! I'll make you a "shoo away" tag!"
"Noo"
"Lemme start by getting your name and mailing address."
"John Doe, 123 Fake St."
"Are you serious?"
"Yup, my friend lives there, it's downtown."
"Stop wasting my time, bye."