Originally posted by: shira
Jesus wouldn't stand a chance in American politics. He'd quickly be labeled an anti-capitalist (just look how he treated those money-changers at the Temple). And the "Jordan River Swift-Boaters for Biblical Truth" would produce claimed historical documents showing that John's alleged baptism of Jesus was in fact a homosexual encounter, with lots of "water sports".Originally posted by: Agnostos Insania
Jesus will rise from the dead and run as Independant, being the first biblical figure to win the Nevada senate race in over 20 years.
Imagine what the left would say when Jesus said its important to love your unborn child, that ID is correct, and that one should not engage in sexual relations outside of marraige!
Probably a repeating grunting cycle of "forcing morality", "women", "sexsexsexfvckfvckfvck", "incubators", "damn those rich evil Republican Jesusfreaks", and "I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!".