3 ways to disarm a terrorist

[fire400]

3 ways to disarm a terrorist

he has the gun; you don't

what do you do?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Do I get to be Jack Bauer or do I have to be myself?

 

[jagec]

Insult him until he breaks down and cries.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Sigmond Freud.
"Do you hold your gun so close because it reminds you of your father's penis?"
"Oh s**t it's true!" *drops gun and cries*

 

[Xcobra]

kick his ballz

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I detonate the bomb attached to my chest.

 

[whistleclient]

duh.

mind lasers.


i make them with my mind.

 

[TheChort]

1. stare him in the eyes until he willfully gives me the gun
2. pretend to give up by raising my hands. When his guard is down, my endosymbiotic coat can leave my body, and through the shadows attack the terrorist, taking his gun
3. Let him shoot me all he wants until the gun runs out of bullets. My newly installed adamantium bioexoskeleton can take on all sorts of abuse

 

[antyler]

knife him

 

[dighn]

I ask the lord to smite the infidel. then I take the gun from the ashy remains.

 

[Rubycon]

Waits for chuck norris name to appear. :Q

 

[dwell]

pork sausages

 

[Schadenfroh]

laptop batter + sock = hit em in the head

 

[brxndxn]

Picard Maneuver..
Go to warp speed directly facing the terrorist and stop directly in front of him. He briefly see two of you. Then, fire main phasors.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: fire400
3 ways to disarm a terrorist

he has the gun; you don't

what do you do?

Wait for a friend to show up with a gun.

 

[JRich]

Originally posted by: dwell
pork sausages

I hear porkchop sandwiches work even better!

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Waits for chuck norris name to appear. :Q

Nothing defeats a terrorist as fast as a roundhouse kick to the face! Faster than bullets FTW!

 

[Compton]

Detonate my bomb belt?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
Picard Maneuver..
Go to warp speed directly facing the terrorist and stop directly in front of him. He briefly see two of you. Then, fire main phasors.

tuck in your shirt and pull up your pants?

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: brxndxn
Picard Maneuver..
Go to warp speed directly facing the terrorist and stop directly in front of him. He briefly see two of you. Then, fire main phasors.

tuck in your shirt and pull up your pants?

This can be easily defeated using a tractor beam. Or, the terrorist's anti-nerd weapon.

 

[JDrake]

ninja star to the eye

 

[BW86]

I'll just use my jedi mind tricks....

 

[Kev]

shoot the hostage

 

[Unheard]

1) Have Chuck Norris kick his ass
2) Have Jack Bauer kick his ass
3) Have Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer kick his ass

 

[fireontheway]

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