3 ways to disarm a terrorist

[swtethan]

force choke of course


vader style

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I detonate the bomb attached to my chest.

:thumbsup:

From "Fighting Fire with Fire.... A Manual for the Budding JEHadi" By Muqtada Al Sadr
(c) 2006 Zealot Press
Available at BORDERcrossing Books & Fine Weapons Dealers everywhere.

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: fire400
3 ways to disarm a terrorist

he has the gun; you don't

what do you do?

Lay on the floor in a fetal position and pray to George W. Bush to save me by wiretapping my phone?

 

[TXHokie]

Point up and say "Look it's Allah!!!"
Jump him when he's distracted.

 

[eminemrh25]

Originally posted by: TXHokie
Point up and say "Look it's Allah!!!"
Jump him when he's distracted.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Azndude2190]

Turn on God Mode.

 

[thecrecarc]

ask him to wait while you post on ATOT to ask how to defeat a terriorist

 

[Goosemaster]

take his head scarf and tell him that you won;t give it back until he plays nice.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

point behind him and say "look a bus full of isrealis" and run away while hes distracted.

 

[TechBoyJK]

take his gun from him?

 

[DaWhim]

run
run
run

 

[DainBramaged]

I would pull out the pig that I carry with me, cut its throat, and run at him while it is spraying blood, shouting epithets about allah.

 

[The Wildcard]

Originally posted by: Azndude2190
Turn on God Mode.

IDDQD

 

[loic2003]

Point behind him and say "Hey, look! That woman is learning!"

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: EatSpam

Originally posted by: fire400
3 ways to disarm a terrorist

he has the gun; you don't

what do you do?

Lay on the floor in a fetal position and pray to George W. Bush to save me by wiretapping my phone?

The terrorists are finally losing!

...

My answer - stab him in the jugular

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: JRich

Originally posted by: dwell
pork sausages

I hear porkchop sandwiches work even better!

:Q

 

[Juno]

hand him a beer.