31 Points To Understand Girls

[jimipal56]

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's
crying in her heart.


2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best
to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an
apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which
is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the
relationship's over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute
of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she
will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to
react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would
start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a
friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her
alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings
and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why
most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may
act look uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is
back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start
telephoning her friends to spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her
get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to
study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl
that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she
never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance
stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is
standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she
loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and
going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close
to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that
order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL
girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

31. Girls always hope that they can always remain as friend with
their ex. But never know how !

 

[jimipal56]

Another, kinda same, points.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the ****** out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR girlfriend closer.

16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like ******, so be understanding.

21. Don't kiss and tell.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
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[Eeezee]

Cute, but the list is a little too short. Girls are impossible to understand

 

[Mo0o]

Rules for men:

1. Make us a sandwich

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Rules for men:

1. Make us a sandwich

Deep and true.

 

[Cooler]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Rules for men:

1. Make us a sandwich

2. Get us a beer .

 

[MustangSVT]

rule #2 for men.

Dont get fat and ugly. Keep your figure and look sexy at all times.

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: Cooler

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Rules for men:

1. Make us a sandwich

2. Get us a beer .

3. Stop talking, the game is on!

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Cooler

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Rules for men:

1. Make us a sandwich

2. Get us a beer .

3. Give us head

 

[George P Burdell]

this doesn't qualify to be titled "MUST READ"

most of this stuff seems simple, but often the best of us will forget...

 

[Cooler]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Cooler

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Rules for men:

1. Make us a sandwich

2. Get us a beer .

3. Give us head

4. Don?t complain about a guy?s night out.

 

[Shadowknight]

Azrael on Outpostnine posted this in regards to how to tell how if a girl likes you:
"Think about all the things your female friends do.

Now, think about the opposite.

There you go."

Much simpliar that 31 points.

 

[Cashmoney995]

11 and 11.5 is a bunch of bs created by girls just so they can save money.

for younger girls, daddy gives you a hell of a F)@$&@$()*&#()%&@#)%& lot more money then we ever get. Not only offer, but insist to pay. Because every time we ask you where to eat, our stomachs cringe, and after we eat there, we'll skip meals afterwords because we have no more money.

 

[her209]

The only thing I read into that list is "Its all about me."

 

[whistleclient]

advice on girls from anandtech.

 

[HN]

Originally posted by: Cashmoney995
11 and 11.5 is a bunch of bs created by girls just so they can save money.

for younger girls, daddy gives you a hell of a F)@$&@$()*&#()%&@#)%& lot more money then we ever get. Not only offer, but insist to pay. Because every time we ask you where to eat, our stomachs cringe, and after we eat there, we'll skip meals afterwords because we have no more money.

I'd be willing to bet that the entire list was created by a female.

as for men:

[chris rock]feed me, fvck me, shut the fvck up[/chris rock]

[dave chappelle] suck on his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich and don't talk so much.[/dave chappelle]

pretty easy

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: HN

Originally posted by: Cashmoney995
11 and 11.5 is a bunch of bs created by girls just so they can save money.

for younger girls, daddy gives you a hell of a F)@$&@$()*?()%&@#)%& lot more money then we ever get. Not only offer, but insist to pay. Because every time we ask you where to eat, our stomachs cringe, and after we eat there, we'll skip meals afterwords because we have no more money.

I'd be willing to bet that the entire list was created by a female.

as for men:

[chris rock]feed me, fvck me, shut the fvck up[/chris rock]

[dave chappelle] suck on his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich and don't talk so much.[/dave chappelle]

pretty easy

qft