4:17AM Home Invasion

[MadRat]

Outside light pops on - perhaps its the wind. Rustling at the front door. Hmmm, whats this? I hear the door pop open, not quietly but with a thud. That's no wind. The door shuts. Nobody locks there doors around here because its that type of town. Its not like this is Detroit or L.A. city.

I slide out of bed and gently tip-toe through the house. My eyes are perfectly fine in the soft light of the VCR and wall clocks. I can smell alcohol. Its readily apparent that there is an individual standing at the doorway. He doesn't know I am inches away from him. I can see his hands are empty and he's feeling the wall for a light switch. I surprise him with "you can leave dead or alive". Obviously he knew his position and swiftly surrendered. Good thing, too, I don't miss at that range. :|

Teenage kid apparently drunk too much and too far away from home to walk. For some odd reason he figures he can use the phone without distrubing us. He probably sobered up when first saw the laser and then realized the recieving end of a .40S&W was greeted him. Guess he'll find out what the county lockup feels like tonight! Hey, mom, he'll need a fresh pair of pants and underwear!

I hate being a dick, but honestly I don't remember ever drinking that much. C'mon, he walks into someone else's house at 4:17am and expects to be welcome?

 

[loup garou]

What an idiot. Good job on not splattering his brains all over your walls. That would be a pain to clean off.

 

[BigPotato]

i thought u were quoting a commercial at first..


man....post pics of u and the gun!

 

[amnesiac]

HAHAHAH Good job!!! I bet he'll be more careful next time.
Where's Ulfwald with his kudos?

 

[bolido2000]

Why you guys don't lock the doors? Better safe than sorry.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: MadRat
Outside light pops on - perhaps its the wind. Rustling at the front door. Hmmm, whats this? I hear the door pop open, not quietly but with a thud. That's no wind. The door shuts. Nobody locks there doors around here because its that type of town. Its not like this is Detroit or L.A. city.

I slide out of bed and gently tip-toe through the house. My eyes are perfectly fine in the soft light of the VCR and wall clocks. I can smell alcohol. Its readily apparent that there is an individual standing at the doorway. He doesn't know I am inches away from him. I can see his hands are empty and he's feeling the wall for a light switch. I surprise him with "you can leave dead or alive". Obviously he knew his position and swiftly surrendered. Good thing, too, I don't miss at that range. :|

Teenage kid apparently drunk too much and too far away from home to walk. For some odd reason he figures he can use the phone without distrubing us. He probably sobered up when first saw the laser and then realized the recieving end of a .40S&W was greeted him. Guess he'll find out what the county lockup feels like tonight! Hey, mom, he'll need a fresh pair of pants and underwear!

I hate being a dick, but honestly I don't remember ever drinking that much. C'mon, he walks into someone else's house at 4:17am and expects to be welcome?

Congradulations!

I would have carried a long stick..not really dependant on what I said....

I wouldn't have been as calm and composed...probably would have wrasled with him..punch his lights out ...the whole bit...I ain't askin' questions at 4 am

..too sleepy..

...and no gun..




P..S> I Quoted T. R .....so sue me

 

[Kadarin]

Was he thinking he just wanted to use the phone, or did he end up at the wrong house, thinking he was at home?

 

[tcsenter]

Many years back, one of our friends, you know there is always the 'questionable' one in any group of friends, he pretty much did the same thing. Got stupid slobering drunk, drives his car into a ditch, then starts walking home. Too drunk to realize he was heading in the WRONG DIRECTION, but anyway...

He gets tired of walking and decides he's going to call his dad to come get him. So he just breaks into some person's home to use the phone. They weren't home but the neighbors seen him and called police. The cops pulled in just as he was leaving.

He didn't get much out of it, they couldn't get him for drinking and driving because they didn't catch him in the vehicle. He had to pay for the window he broke, cleaning the carpets because he tracked his muddy shoes through the place. No jail time, first offender, probation and fines.

Three drunk driving convictions later....I think he has straightened up.

 

[Kerouactivist]

Cmon the poor guys just wanted to use the phone!!!!!














J/K you should have lit him up HEHE

 

[Rallispec]

niiiice.

i want to see your gun

 

[bjc112]

you can leave dead or alive

Way to start the conversation off...

Honestly, I have been smashed at time before...

But breaking and Entering?

What and Idiot, shoulda just gave him one solid smack to the face.....

 

[Mister T]

NICE

 

[amdskip]

Good job! I live in a small town of 4000 people but we still lock our door.

 

[poopaskoopa]

Y'all don't lock your door, cuz it's that type of town, eh? Crazy...

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Rallispec
niiiice.

i want to see your gun

Sounds like the opening line in a really bad porno

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: werk
What an idiot. Good job on not splattering his brains all over your walls. That would be a pain to clean off.

Roger that. You have more restraint than I. I would've shot him...probably w/dire consequences, but I take no chances...especially where I live. Oh, LOCK YOUR DAMN DOOR!!!!! :Q

 

[ohtwell]

When I first read the topic I thought this was going to be a thread about insects invading your home.

What an idiot! Stories like this make me glad that I don't drink a lot.

Glad that you are okay and that a drunken idiot trying to use the phone was all that it was.


: ) Amanda

 

[Spac3d]

haha awesome! You can leave dead or alive is a great line.

How loud was he? Would other people have heard him come in, or are you a very light sleeper? Or were you posting on ATOT at the time?

Spac3d

 

[gotsmack]

I most likely would have hit him with a chair or something, because I don't have a gun and I suk at fighting.

 

[MadRat]

I didn't feel too threatened when I realised it was only one individual and he was repetitively reaching around the same place on the wall as if he knew there had to be a light switch there. The heavy smell of alcohol made me want to barf. The kid was so stinking drunk he had no muscle tension at all. I forced him outside and onto the ground, but did it quickly and quietly. He just laid there and cried, saying how he didn't mean to go into the wrong house. I didn't want to wake the rest of the house up so I told him to shut up or else I'd shut him up. God knows you don't want the kids or neighbors to know what went on. He couldn't of been more than a buck and a half, so dragging him out in the yard was easy enough. The cop shop is down the hill from me so it was all over in like ten minutes. The cop cars came through the front and the back of the yard - must of thought I caught a burgular. Overall the experience has just left me pissed off all day. I'm grumpy when I don't get good sleep. Had golf at the crack of dawn so I didn't even manage to get back to bed. :disgust:

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

Which part of omaha do you live in?

 

[MadRat]

btw - The gun is just a cheap Norinco. Didn't even spend $300 for the whole setup. It would be embarassing to show off.

But it serves it purpose.

 

[Joony]

would you have been prepared to shoot him if he came at you with a concealed knife?

 

[PHiuR]

PICS!!??

 

[BennyD]

i have no respect for anyone that keeps a gun