SlitheryDee
Lifer
- Feb 2, 2005
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I've noticed that too. Some of the local churches have more "fun stuff" going on on weekends. They try to trick people into thinking they're going somewhere to have fun, and then try to indoctrinate them once they get there. Dishonest cults...
Lol. I'm sure they have fun, and it's even more fun than doing the same thing with non-religious attitudes. The light of the lord shines down upon them while they do it. They cry with shame at the frailty of their own bodies and the weakness of their souls. They fill the gaps in themselves with the goodness of God.
I saw one of them proclaim his intention to become a minister of the Lord after such an outing. I asked my sister if he would then be going to school to learn how best to speak God's glory. She said "No, he'll go buy a study bible and just get started". Ah, what a pure thing that is. I'm sure that whatever god says to him will pass unfiltered from his lips without the structure of formal training to stand in it's way. I daresay he doesn't even need to finish high school with such a godly path laid before him.