50 Greatest Charles Barkley Quotes

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Ballatician

Originally posted by: JS80
I'm a dumbass

I watch TNT after game show just to watch him. He cracks me up.

Hahaha, that led me to this.
Charles on Scottie Pippen

Classic

Charles, telling it like it is

 

[mjh]

Charles is the man!

 

[grohl]

damn that's some funny shit

I LOL'd on the last one

 

[sdifox]

I have to say he comes across as someone down to earth and funny.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade
They forgot, "anything less would be uncivilized."

Nope. We're not talking about scripted things written by lame-ass, hack TV commercial writers that Barkley was paid to parrot, the list in the OP were all his own words.

Nope. He's remembered for that. He said that. Just like someone is remembered for their movie quotes.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade
They forgot, "anything less would be uncivilized."

Nope. We're not talking about scripted things written by lame-ass, hack TV commercial writers that Barkley was paid to parrot, the list in the OP were all his own words.

Nope. He's remembered for that. He said that. Just like someone is remembered for their movie quotes.

Nah, I think what people -- outside of sports fans -- will remember Charles for is "I am not a role model."

2. After throwing a guy through a 1st floor window in a bar Charles was in front of the judge.
Judge: "Your sanctions are community service and a fine, do you have any regrets?"
Charles: "Yeah I regret we weren't on a higher floor"

BUAHAHAHA, how did I miss that one :laugh:

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: NFS4
24. Barkley on Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith eating a box of hot Krispy Kreme donuts in front of him: "Both of y'all are2 going to hell for that. Y'all are going to hell with a first-class ticket. Is that how you treat your partner? Krispy Kreme might be the greatest invention in the history of civilization when they're hot. Y'all are cruel man."


LOLOLOL I love me some Barkley

25 is MUCH better:

25. After Kevin Garnett threw a ball into the crowd out of frustration and was ejected. They showed footage of the man that got hit by the ball being taken away in a stretcher and his daughter was crying. Charles commented that players take passes to the face all the time. He topped it off by saying: "You know why that little girl's crying? It's because she's thinking 'my daddy's a wussy'".

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Hahaha I lol'd at that one as well. :laugh: Awesome quotes.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade
They forgot, "anything less would be uncivilized."

Nope. We're not talking about scripted things written by lame-ass, hack TV commercial writers that Barkley was paid to parrot, the list in the OP were all his own words.

Nope. He's remembered for that. He said that. Just like someone is remembered for their movie quotes.

Nah, I think what people -- outside of sports fans -- will remember Charles for is "I am not a role model."

I'm not saying it's the most memorable, only that it should be on the list.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade
They forgot, "anything less would be uncivilized."

Nope. We're not talking about scripted things written by lame-ass, hack TV commercial writers that Barkley was paid to parrot, the list in the OP were all his own words.

Nope. He's remembered for that. He said that. Just like someone is remembered for their movie quotes.

Nah, I think what people -- outside of sports fans -- will remember Charles for is "I am not a role model."

I'm not saying it's the most memorable, only that it should be on the list.

Why? That list is all unscripted, Charles being Charles stuff. How does a commercial fit in with anything on that list?

 

[StevenYoo]

sir charles is the man

 

[CPA]

I love Barkley.

His rant about the NBA switching to the synthetic ball and how he claims it was related to PETA, then grabs a hamburger and starts chowing down on it was classic.

 

[Cuda1447]

That #1 quote is fucking funny. "I thought he was going to pull a spear on me" hahaha.


Also where he talks about Krause having a picture of his boss's wife sexing up a monkey. Hahahah. I know he said that on national tv too... rofl!