$534,000 PENS!! GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!

[breweyez]

hey golden...you must have stumbled upon the special "government" prices. Did you see the famous $500 hammer?

 

[theedge]

Does Staples use dash or e-bates or some other rebate site? the rebate on this would be sweet!! And I could probably find em cheaper and price match em on my AMEX blue!!

 

[falconx88]

dont forget to use the $30 off 150 coupon!!!

 

[goog40]

I really hope this iis justt an April Fool's Day joke. Item # is 434937, costs $434,938k

Think of how much $$ you could make, go through someone's(someone who will split the $$ with you) affiliate link, buy the pens, pull out your Amex card with the $500k spending limit, and then call up Amex and have them PM Office DEpot or wherever a few days later.

 

[HawkeyeNJ]

************* O U T O F STOCK ***************



OK WHO IS THE SON OF A B*TCH THAT ORDER OVER 10,000 OF THESE. YOU GREEDY B*ST*RD !!!!!!!! IF I FIND YOUR POST ON EGAY OR ANY OTHER AUCTION ... I WILL SEEK U OUT !!! YOU R DEAD MEAT PAL !

 

[stso]

<< I really hope this iis justt an April Fool's Day joke. Item # is 434937, costs $434,938k

Think of how much $$ you could make, go through someone's(someone who will split the $$ with you) affiliate link, buy the pens, pull out your Amex card with the $500k spending limit, and then call up Amex and have them PM Office DEpot or wherever a few days later. >>



AMEX has $300 PM limit ...

 

[stso]

They are IN STOCK in my area!!!
I'm going to buy it use dash bar or ebates for the 4% ... hehe, let's see how it turns up

 

[fragarific]

HawkeyeNJ
Senior Member


HAHAHA!

 

[whazzzzzzup]

omg!!!! no!!!!!!!! i just bought a pack of these a week ago for $534,938.00!!!!! it isn't fair!!!!!!!!! i want my $100,000 back!!!!!!!!! they better pm it!!!!!!!

 

[mdcrab]

I recommend that you buy atleast 3 dozen. Then the price drops to $6.79/dozen. A savings of $434,931.21/dozen or a total savings of $1,304,793.63 for three dozen. Now that's a Hot Deal! This is one of those &quot;Buy More, Save More&quot; features only available at Staples!

mdcrab

 

[nite]

awesome price.. i just ordered 100 packs. At this price, who wouldn't take advantage of it?

 

[fobbman]

Damn, where are one of those 155% back price guarantees when you need them?

 

[echozero]

ROTGLMAS! =) staples rocks! =)

hahahahahahahahahha

 

[timebecomes]

Someone should use a webcert and try to buy one pack, just for fun

 

[SoyBoy004]

woo!~

 

[mikef208]

Think I could pricematch

 

[JOHNW00]

I heard there was a shortage of the green pens so that drove the price up.

 

[DoOLiE11]

i better hurry and get on this deal

before someone spoils it!!

 

[dANt3R]

Sweet deal. I think I paid something like 4.3 billion for my last pen. Isn't amazing how prices go down over time.

 

[aniki]

extremely cold deal!
ordered mine yesterday for 2.49 shipped

 

[Peetoeng]

I think that's how much money staples has lost to anandtechers and now try to recoup them!

Imagine if staples has PM + 10% of the difference!

 

[amdmaxx]

Anyone knows any good loan officers for this deal?

 

[Cycas]

*edit* Should have read the whole thread first looks like breweyez beat me to the &quot;government&quot; joke.

 

[nicowju]

wow they come in a pack of a dozen! and they're in stock in my area! I better get them quick before they run out...

 

[Holycrap]

It's only the &quot;oldtimers&quot; who know how to do this right.

I went to OfficeDepot I purchased 4 boxes of these pens for $6.99 each box. I then went to each of the Staples near me (4) and returned them. Although they were the same price in the store, I told the folks that the price on the web was a bit more than what the store offered. Of course, I NEVER told them that I did not purchase them from the website (this would be dishonest) but rather told them the web price was higher than the store price and merely IMPLIED I had purchased them at the web price. They refused to issue a cash refund, but they did issue me credit to my credit card. I was careful to use a different credit card at each store so as not to raise supsicion at having over $1.5 million credited to me in one day (apparently, if you get a credit card refund of over $1 million dollars on a single card, this raises the eyebrows of the folks at both the store and credit card company - I read that on gotapex.com).

Does anyone think this needs to be reported to the IRS as income?

Please note, the best time to do this deal at a store is April Fool's day.