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[RedRooster]

Denis Leary - No Cure For Cancer/Lock and Load

OR

Eddie Murphy - Delerious


Boy, that's a toughy, Denis is just brutally honest but Eddie gets heartier laughs.

Let this die.
I'm making a poll.

 

[BlkDragon6]

Eddie Murphy - Delerious

Boy.. you look mighty cute in those jeans.

 

[Clinotus]

Eddie Murphy. I actually threw up from laughing so hard. Gus, The BBQ and the kids were hilarious.

 

[Ameesh]

probably eddie murphy but its a close race.

 

[RedRooster]

Hi, I'm Larry Holmes. I like soup, and my favoritest soup of all, am the Campbell's soup. It's a good soup, a hot soup, a liquid soup. It's both liquid and chunky at the same time. Don't ask me, I still can't figure that one out!

 

[BlkDragon6]

white guys standing by the watercooler trying to immitate my sh!t the next day... "and so he said.. goonie goo goo"

 

[RedRooster]

The best song of all time...

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar.....

 

[MustangSVT]

another vote for murph.

but the guy that cracks me up the most? CONNAN OBRIIIIAN!!!

 

[orty]

I agree...that is the best damn song...

With a little help from lyricsengine:

"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words. Nuclear f**king weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes... "