6 reason soccer sucks.

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coreyb

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American Soccer Hate is a unique brand of idiocy that doesn’t exist in relative terms anywhere else in the world. That is to say, you won’t find a bunch of guys sitting in a pub over in Manchester talking about how much American Football sucks.

I don't know why it exists and I can't explain it.

It exists in Canada as well. I grew up making fun of soccer and soccer players since I was a kid. We play men's sports up here (hockey) so we make fun of effeminate soccer players and their gay sport. It's not that complicated really.
 

KMFJD

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It exists in Canada as well. I grew up making fun of soccer and soccer players since I was a kid. We play men's sports up here (hockey) so we make fun of effeminate soccer players and their gay sport. It's not that complicated really.

Don? is that you? Don Cherry?
 

SP33Demon

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American Soccer Hate is a unique brand of idiocy that doesn’t exist in relative terms anywhere else in the world. That is to say, you won’t find a bunch of guys sitting in a pub over in Manchester talking about how much American Football sucks.

I don't know why it exists and I can't explain it.

People don't hate soccer, you're overreacting. There are simply better sports in the country, if anything people are apathetic toward soccer.
 

Regs

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Easy fix. I'm going to buy the smallest country on Earth, and field a soccer team filled with guys who have implants and are mentally retarded.

Sorry, I did not mean to offend any guy with implants in the making of this post.
 

CycloWizard

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I thought there were no breaks in the action in soccer? Wasn't that your first argument against replay?
There are no breaks in play except for substitutions, goals, and injuries. Those are the only things for which time is added on.
And stop Capitalizing Laws of the Game, it doesn't make the rules any more important that the rules for rugby, football, baseball, basketball, hockey, polo, cricket, chess, or checkers.
It's a proper noun and is therefore capitalized in the English language. Sorry that the rules of the English language are so offensive to you.
The fact is that the current rules of soccer are structured to cater to the easiest and cheapest way to run a match rather than the most fair way possible with adjustments to the officiating and/or utilizing modern technology.

I'll give you simple example. If the 4th official is keeping time, or even the referee is keeping time, why the fuck can't the scoreboard clock be linked to their watch? eh? Then when there's a card, or a (fake) injury, or other stoppage, the ref can just go beep. stop the clock while he deals with the situation. then beep. start the clock on his whistle to resume play. meanwhile the players, the spectators, the announcers, the TV viewers are all informed that yes, because of that yellow card, only 32 minutes 22 seconds has elapsed instead of 33 minutes 41 seconds.

Its fucking ridiculous that the scoreboard doesn't show the actual game time in a multi-billion dollar tournament like the World Cup. (It's also retarded for the game clock to show how much time has elapsed instead of how much time remains, but that is another issue I'll discuss another day).

But beyond not knowing how much time exactly is left, clock management is worthless in soccer because the refs tend to let a trailing team fuck around a bit to get their last chance shot in, even if the game should have really ended 30 seconds ago.

Can you imagine the refs letting an NBA game carry on another 15 seconds so the Lakers can set Kobe up for a better game tying/winning shot? rofl.
Because the half/game is allowed to continue during an offensive run by either team. Anyone with experience can tell you when the game is going to be whistled and how much time is going to be added on - this has not been contentious in any game thus far in the entire World Cup. Sorry that you can't wrap your head around such a simple timing system. Do you really think the timing system in the NBA, NFL, or NHL is any better? If so, you should read a bit on human factors engineering so you could learn how absurd and arbitrary it is that they track time to the tenth of a second, making your method of timekeeping even more ridiculous than that employed in soccer.
soccer is really cool and really fun to watch in a lot of ways but its also got some completely retarded elements that are just so blatant they really diminish what the game could be.
A lot of things are legacy rules that are being updated, a lot of things are human error, and a lot of things are in place to encourage creativity. FIFA tries to make the game uniform across all age levels by applying the same rules for everyone, but the rules get interpreted differently in many cases. They try to solve this by issuing new official interpretations every year rather than rewording the Law. I'm not sure that this is the best solution, but I'm not sure it's not either. The reason soccer appeals to so many people is that the game has relatively few rules, most of the rules are simple, and the rest is left up to the players to decide the outcome. I think FIFA is trying to maintain that spirit even at the expense of 100% accuracy. This might not be the best approach, but as I mentioned previously, it hasn't influenced the outcome of the tournament to any degree... yet.
 

CycloWizard

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--football (US) does have 3 refs. There is one head official, essentially responsible for reporting the calls on the field and reviewing challenges. ALl 3 have equal power to make any call, however, and can instantly overrule another official on a play if they have a better angle. They don't even debate being overruled, as they each of the same power, trusting that the ref overruling the other is right. And they are, maybe 98% of the time. It's crazy how accurate they are on making calls.
In principle, I agree. However, it's not practical in soccer because it's not really possible to overrule a bad call in soccer since the clock keeps running, a quick restart is often made, and the advantage is lost as soon as the whistle is blown. For the purposes of carding, diving, et cetera, the assistants and fourth official do have input - that's why all of them are wearing headsets so they can communicate with the center ref and each other to try to get these things right. They don't seem to be using them much in this World Cup, unfortunately, but it's there and it's already in the rules.
--stalling in football (US) is about specific clock management. Yes, stalling exists everywhere, I don't think anyone debates this, but the tactic is essentially established within the rules that are in place (having a set clock, with timeouts, and real strategic clock management).

I wouldn't argue for imposing a clock-management style system for soccer of course, but in games like basketball and US football, taking a knee or dribbling out is a strategy only available after successfully managing the clock throughout the 2nd half. sitting on the ground to wind the clock down, after not being hit, doesn't strike as "a part of the game."
I agree, and the rules explicitly tell refs to issue cards for time-wasting. Unfortunately, I have only seen one so far in the entire World Cup. Ghana should have had about four against the US.
 

CycloWizard

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People don't hate soccer, you're overreacting. There are simply better sports in the country, if anything people are apathetic toward soccer.
The problem is that people don't understand that which sport is better is purely a matter of opinion.
 

dainthomas

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There are no breaks in play except for substitutions, goals, and injuries. Those are the only things for which time is added on.

So if "substitutions, goals, and injuries" was changed to "substitutions, goals, injuries, and goal reviews" then the Laws of the Game (lol) that bind the universe together would become invalid and we would all cease to exist? If that's the case, then fine. Otherwise it's just sentimental garbage. If people would just admit that, instead of trying to conjure up faux-logical reasons for never changing the rules, then I wouldn't have a problem.

Make the reviewer another qualified center ref. Hockey changed to two refs without the world exploding.
 

SP33Demon

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The problem is that people don't understand that which sport is better is purely a matter of opinion.

Not really. If ranking athletic difficulty, soccer is lower on the list than ice hockey, football, basketball, and baseball in that order.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/sportSkills

Better can be quantified although it's splitting hairs because any of those sports in the top 10 are dam hard to play on a professional level.
 

Daedalus685

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Not really. If ranking athletic difficulty, soccer is lower on the list than ice hockey, football, basketball, and baseball in that order.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/sportSkills

Better can be quantified although it's splitting hairs because any of those sports in the top 10 are dam hard to play on a professional level.

Well it is still pretty high on the list.. though is that rankling ability require to 'play' or to be a pro?

I can' skate worth crap (yes I know.. and I'm a canadian) so that is a huge limiting factor in my skill to even play pick up hockey.. so I'd agree putting it high on the list... but all of the other sports don't really require much of any effort to play in a pick up fashion. In fact, I can't see how baseball could possibly be higher than soccer unless we are comparing the most demanding position of both. All a beer league needs is one athlete to pitch now and then and you are set
 

CycloWizard

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So if "substitutions, goals, and injuries" was changed to "substitutions, goals, injuries, and goal reviews" then the Laws of the Game (lol) that bind the universe together would become invalid and we would all cease to exist? If that's the case, then fine. Otherwise it's just sentimental garbage. If people would just admit that, instead of trying to conjure up faux-logical reasons for never changing the rules, then I wouldn't have a problem.

Make the reviewer another qualified center ref. Hockey changed to two refs without the world exploding.
When would you do the goal reviews? Obviously the time could be added on - no one ever said it couldn't be. This is the sort of strawman I'd expect in P&N.
 

CycloWizard

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Not really. If ranking athletic difficulty, soccer is lower on the list than ice hockey, football, basketball, and baseball in that order.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/sportSkills

Better can be quantified although it's splitting hairs because any of those sports in the top 10 are dam hard to play on a professional level.
How can "better" be quantified? Even metrics of difficulty are questionable at best, but it's absolutely ridiculous to equate difficulty with how good a sport is. If that were the case, then attempting to cross a busy interstate on foot would probably be the best sport around.
 

SP33Demon

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How can "better" be quantified? Even metrics of difficulty are questionable at best, but it's absolutely ridiculous to equate difficulty with how good a sport is. If that were the case, then attempting to cross a busy interstate on foot would probably be the best sport around.

It was done by a panel of 8 ESPN industry experts so while it's still an opinion it's something quantifiable. E.g. Would you take the advice of 8 doctors on whether your symptoms = XYZ sickness, or the opinion of ATOT posters? If the president was ill, should he take the advice of the presidential doctor or an ATOT poster? Who is more qualified to opine on the matter is what is comes down to. You and I do not possess the qualifications of that panel: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=degree/bios
 
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CycloWizard

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It was done by a panel of 8 ESPN industry experts so while it's still an opinion it's something quantifiable. E.g. Would you take the advice of 8 doctors on whether your symptoms = XYZ sickness, or the opinion of ATOT posters? If the president was ill, should he take the advice of the presidential doctor or an ATOT poster? Who is more qualified to opine on the matter is what is comes down to. You and I do not possess the qualifications of that panel: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=degree/bios
Correction: you don't possess the qualifications of that panel. But that makes no difference to the argument, as it is clearly specious to suggest that difficulty is in any way related to the "better-ness" of a sport.
 

Cerpin Taxt

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No forward passing = fail
WTF?

Forward passing = fail
Stoppage every 10 seconds = fail
Not having to TOUCH DOWN a "touchdown" = fail x 100
Getting to kick from between the hashmarks for every conversion = fail
No inbounding set plays = fail


No two guys running at 20 MPH colliding (because they'd kill each other) = fail
Helmets = fail
Pads = fail
Measly 11 players per team = fail
"Special" teams = fail


Other than that it's pretty good. 10x better than soccer but so is table tennis.
Obviously you lack quality discernment capabilities.
 

Adrenaline

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When would you do the goal reviews?

Have a type of challenge system along the lines of the NFL, 2 per game, no more (NFL has 2 and if you win both challenges then you get a 3rd). If you lose a challenge you lose a substitution.

As soon as the challenge flag goes down play is halted for two minutes (added in stoppage time) while it goes directly to a booth and then the call is relayed to the ref. This can be done in 1 minute in some cases.

There would need to be specifications to when a challenge flag can be thrown, like on a questionable goal.
 

CycloWizard

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Have a type of challenge system along the lines of the NFL, 2 per game, no more (NFL has 2 and if you win both challenges then you get a 3rd). If you lose a challenge you lose a substitution.

As soon as the challenge flag goes down play is halted for two minutes (added in stoppage time) while it goes directly to a booth and then the call is relayed to the ref. This can be done in 1 minute in some cases.

There would need to be specifications to when a challenge flag can be thrown, like on a questionable goal.
Then I could simply throw the challenge flag when the other team has a breakaway and kill their advantage. A goal is easily worth losing a substitution.
 

SP33Demon

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Correction: you don't possess the qualifications of that panel. But that makes no difference to the argument, as it is clearly specious to suggest that difficulty is in any way related to the "better-ness" of a sport.

1) What are your sporting qualifications... pHD in sports science? Pro athlete? Major sports columnist, ESPN anchor, or Olympic comittee member? If not, you are not >= their qualifications.
2) Difficulty of a sport that has been quantified = 1 area that a sport is "better". Of course there are many other areas where US soccer fails as well, such as marketing/fiscal value/superstardom but that's not what we're discussing.
3) Not sure if the OP mentioned it, but shootouts are fcking lame. This includes regular season hockey. There is no place for a shootout in sports, the game should go on indefinitely until the team with less stamina gives in.
 

Jzero

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Then I could simply throw the challenge flag when the other team has a breakaway and kill their advantage. A goal is easily worth losing a substitution.

Adrenaline said:
There would need to be specifications to when a challenge flag can be thrown, like on a questionable goal.

Obviously just throwing the flag to stop play could not be allowed.
 

Possessed Freak

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Then I could simply throw the challenge flag when the other team has a breakaway and kill their advantage. A goal is easily worth losing a substitution.

Obviously the "challenge" could only be done during a dead ball time. To be thrown before the action starts again to challenge any part of the prior action.
 

Possessed Freak

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3) Not sure if the OP mentioned it, but shootouts are fcking lame. This includes regular season hockey. There is no place for a shootout in sports, the game should go on indefinitely until the team with less stamina gives in.
That's how *real* injuries occur.

Bummer that the losing team couldn't win it earlier in the game before shootouts. But if the teams are so evenly matched than some method of determining the winner must be done outside of normal play.
 

CycloWizard

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1) What are your sporting qualifications... pHD in sports science? Pro athlete? Major sports columnist, ESPN anchor, or Olympic comittee member? If not, you are not >= their qualifications.
2) Difficulty of a sport that has been quantified = 1 area that a sport is "better". Of course there are many other areas where US soccer fails as well, such as marketing/fiscal value/superstardom but that's not what we're discussing.
3) Not sure if the OP mentioned it, but shootouts are fcking lame. This includes regular season hockey. There is no place for a shootout in sports, the game should go on indefinitely until the team with less stamina gives in.
1) I have a PhD in engineering with specialization in biomechanics and am a former NCAA D1 athlete. But why does that matter? They didn't even give any statistical analysis in this "quantifiable" opinion survey, so there is no way to see by how much the experts disagreed in their assessments. Thus, the article is simply another fluff piece which can be used by the ignorant to bolster their opinions with "facts" which are nothing more than a collection of someone else's opinions.
2) How do you figure? Because you say it's true, it's true? I don't think so. Nor has the difficulty in a sport been quantified anywhere except in your mind. Averaging an opinion survey's results is not a measure of a sport's difficulty - it is a measure of a small sample of peoples' perception of some specific portions of a sport's difficulty. And you really think that how well a sport is marketed has to do with whether it is better than any other sport? Really? I think you're in well over your head with a comment like that.
3) Another irrelevant opinion spoken by someone who obviously has no expertise to render such judgment.
 

wheresmybacon

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It exists in Canada as well. I grew up making fun of soccer and soccer players since I was a kid. We play men's sports up here (hockey) so we make fun of effeminate soccer players and their gay sport. It's not that complicated really.

Canada doesn't have soccer, only kids who're too poor to buy hockey equipment.
 
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