6 steps to turn rape into..

[The Batt?sai]

1. Attacker pins you down
2. Pretend to go along with it for about 10-15 seconds
3. Place hands on attacker's head like your enjoying it
4. Use hands to snap their head, breaking their neck
5. Grab attacker's wallet
6.. Profit!

Epilogue: Self defense FTW!


Tasteless! You make light of a serious crime, which any woman who has been there, would be extremely offended about. Take two weeks off this time, and next time, you will not return! You are now The Bannosai


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[T9D]

What if they have you bent over or on your belly?

 

[HomeAppraiser]

Please stop while your ahead. I'd hate to have a fellow Stargate fan sent to the Black Hole planet.

 

[DainBramaged]

lmao...oh my god

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: tk109
What if they have you bent over?

uh..

didn't consider that

anyone have any ideas if your bent over?

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
lmao...oh my god

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: lizardboy
speaking of people i'd like to rape...

ME!?!?!

<spreads cheeks>

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: lizardboy
speaking of people i'd like to rape...

ME!?!?!

<spreads cheeks>

:Q

:shocked:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: lizardboy
speaking of people i'd like to rape...

ME!?!?!

<spreads cheeks>

:Q

:shocked:

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: HomeAppraiser
Please stop while your ahead. I'd hate to have a fellow Stargate fan sent to the Black Hole planet.

i thought that gate was destroyed

didn't carter use it to blow up vorash?

 

[jagec]

Dentata FTW?

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: jagec
Dentata FTW?

ouch

ftl

 

[nboy22]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: lizardboy
speaking of people i'd like to rape...

ME!?!?!

<spreads cheeks>

When you're as willing as it seems you are, it's not classified as rape. hahaha.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: nboy22

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: lizardboy
speaking of people i'd like to rape...

ME!?!?!

<spreads cheeks>

When you're as willing as it seems you are, it's not classified as rape. hahaha.

:laugh:

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: nboy22

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: lizardboy
speaking of people i'd like to rape...

ME!?!?!

<spreads cheeks>

When you're as willing as it seems you are, it's not classified as rape. hahaha.

:Q

 

[wazzledoozle]

Yet another example of The Battosai's fantasies of taking it in the butt.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: wazzledoozle
Yet another example of The Battosai's fantasies of taking it in the butt.

just an example of how to make profit

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: nboy22

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: lizardboy
speaking of people i'd like to rape...

ME!?!?!

<spreads cheeks>

When you're as willing as it seems you are, it's not classified as rape. hahaha.

lmao

 

[BlancoNino]

This is the greatest thread of all time.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
This is the greatest thread of all time.

QFT

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
This is the greatest thread of all time.

QFT

Why don't you two get a room. They are cheap.

 

[Xonoahbin]

Lol.. TB.. that was sort of funny

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
This is the greatest thread of all time.

QFT

Why don't you two get a room. They are cheap.

because you and OdiN already reserved the only room left to do a mom swap

 

[HomeAppraiser]

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: HomeAppraiser
Please stop while your ahead. I'd hate to have a fellow Stargate fan sent to the Black Hole planet.

i thought that gate was destroyed

didn't carter use it to blow up vorash?

That was in season four, but then in season five she gave the evil Aschen a laptop with several dangerous addresses including the Black Hole planet, so she must have figured that its gate was still active. Most likely because time slows down the closer you get to a black hole.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: HomeAppraiser

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: HomeAppraiser
Please stop while your ahead. I'd hate to have a fellow Stargate fan sent to the Black Hole planet.

i thought that gate was destroyed

didn't carter use it to blow up vorash?

That was in season four, but then in season five she gave the evil Aschen a laptop with several dangerous addresses including the Black Hole planet, so she must have figured that its gate was still active. Most likely because time slows down the closer you get to a black hole.

ah. i'll check out that episode tmw . u remember what it was called?