Saw this linked on another message board. Parody of "Twas The Night Before Christmas". I'm not embedding the picture in this thread because of the author's use of the N word in his prose. Sorry if it offends you. Probably NSFW:
http://icanhasimage.com/images/uf7w6tv7pnyyuie43en6.png
http://icanhasimage.com/images/uf7w6tv7pnyyuie43en6.png