70,000 condoms not enough

[Baked]

If I look as good as those motherfucking swimmers, I would just open the door to my dorm room, sit in my recliner naked, and wait for hot bitches to jump on my dick.

 

[mnewsham]

Over 10,000 athletes, probably as many coaches and trainers are there for two weeks. I could see them running out.

I think this was 70,000 for the US village alone.

 

[Colt45]

Too bad most female olympians are too lean. Not very appealing generally, IMO. Needs moar T&A.

 

[_Rick_]

Too bad most female olympians are too lean.

Let me introduce you to the put shot.

 

[gigahertz20]

http://espn.go.com/olympics/summer/...s-dirty-secrets-olympic-village-espn-magazine



If somebody had told me when I was younger this is what it would be like to be an Olympian, I would have worked a lot harder to try and get there

Also, with this being called the first Twitter Olympics, I expect the Olympic Village sex tapes to get leaked.

Anybody else notice that the Olympic condom image in the article has the black condom being the biggest and the yellow and red condoms the smallest....

 

[jpeyton]

The "condom shortage at the Olympics" story is a cut and paste fluff piece they recycle every four years. Common knowledge.

Sex for them is a fun distraction, but it pales in comparison to what they had to sacrifice to become an Olympian in the first place. Decades of training at the highest possible level.

For the rest of us, there are much easier ways to get laid that don't require decades of training.

 

[arrfep]

Isnt this a repost?

This same story haslike come out literally every Olympicsin for the last 2072 years. Always either just before or just after the Games.

Also, why can't a world class athlete pony up $12 for a couple weeks' supply?

Edit: Just read jpeyton's post, guess I just said pretty much the same thing.

 

[Perknose]

can't wait till sex becomes an olympic sport.

Imagine the months and months of rigorous training! The sexual decathlon! Synchronized sex events! The Swedes finally finding a sport they can dominate! The North Korean team.

Not good Christians. They just take jobs as college coaches.

Ewwww, that makes me want to go take a shower. No, wait, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[SSSnail]

Must... become... Olympian...

Hey, how about we all petition for beer pong as an Olympic sport? It has as much legitimacy as curling, eh (right, Canyucks?).

I volunteer to be Team Captain for the ATOT beer pong Olympic team.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Must... become... Olympian...

Hey, how about we all petition for beer pong as an Olympic sport? It has as much legitimacy as curling, eh (right, Canyucks?).

I volunteer to be Team Captain for the ATOT beer pong Olympic team.

I'm too young to drink :c what about soda pong?

 

[mnewsham]

I'm too young to drink :c what about soda pong?

No no, you see the Olympics is an international event, the international drinking age is nonexistent.

 

[dust]

This is pretty common knowledge. Just think about it, you have a bunch of young, college aged people with bodies that are at the peak of human perfection. Watya think is gonna happen?

I see what you mean...

 

[z1ggy]

The "condom shortage at the Olympics" story is a cut and paste fluff piece they recycle every four years. Common knowledge.

Sex for them is a fun distraction, but it pales in comparison to what they had to sacrifice to become an Olympian in the first place. Decades of training at the highest possible level.

For the rest of us, there are much easier ways to get laid that don't require decades of training.

Yes but are you banging olympians?

 

[swanysto]

Duh, steroids make you really horny.

 

[BoomerD]

Time to register a event called: sexolympics.

There are already "sex rodeo" events...

That's where you mount your woman from behind, then tell her, "You know, your sister is a much better fuck than you are."
The objective is to stay "in the saddle" for at least 8 seconds.

:biggrin:

 

[mnewsham]

There are already "sex rodeo" events...

That's where you mount your woman from behind, then tell her, "You know, your sister is a much better fuck than you are."
The objective is to stay "in the saddle" for at least 8 seconds.

:biggrin:

:thumbsup:

I'd give it a shot.

 

[thraashman]

Imagine the months and months of rigorous training! The sexual decathlon! Synchronized sex events! The Swedes finally finding a sport they can dominate! The North Korean team.

I'm trying to think of appropriate porn pun versions of Olympic sports.

The "cumshot put" is the first that I thought of.

 

[shortylickens]

I see what you mean...

I never understood water polo.

Can horses swim?

 

[zinfamous]

there are already "sex rodeo" events...

That's where you mount your woman from behind, then tell her, "you know, your sister is a much better fuck than you are."
the objective is to stay "in the saddle" for at least 8 seconds.

:biggrin:

:d

omg

 

[dust]

I never understood water polo.

Can horses swim?

Freestyle only:sneaky:

 

[destrekor]

Makes sense.

You get thousands of humans in their late teens and in their 20s, train them into peak shape, then let them loose.

Prior to competition, nobody is likely doing anything - you are physically at peak performance when hormones are raging like a firecracker ready to explode. Your competitions are done? Hello!

You get that number of them together, plus they are fit and attractive, and they are all giddy with success (even the "losers", since they got there, after all - plus, some crying on shoulders, copping a feel, etc ) and raging with "peak-adult" hormone levels... I imagine there are some nasty parties going on. Especially since there are many non-US, non-Prudes who are there, who know a thing or two about freaky fun (lights on, off, observers or alone... you know ).

And even outside of the Olympics, outside of Prude-central (even here, too, just not as discussed.. but many are too shy to bring it up to even get the fun going), this is simply quite common throughout history... you get a bunch of similarly-aged individuals, who are in good shape... fun things will happen. Hell, even bisexual experiments or full-blown same-sex action behind closed doors. Put them together, that close, for that long, and they look like they do - it's bound to happen. Maybe not 80-member orgies (but if you throw in some celebration drugs, perhaps), but it's been happening since the dawn of civilization...

 

[mnewsham]

There are already "sex rodeo" events...

That's where you mount your woman from behind, then tell her, "You know, your sister is a much better fuck than you are."
The objective is to stay "in the saddle" for at least 8 seconds.

:biggrin:

:thumbsup:

I'd give it a shot.

An update, told girlfriend I heard something funny today, read this to her. I was told that if I ever attempt this I will be punched twice in the balls and get no blow jobs for a month.

Debating if it is worth it or not.

 

[_Rick_]

An update, told girlfriend I heard something funny today, read this to her. I was told that if I ever attempt this I will be punched twice in the balls and get no blow jobs for a month.

Debating if it is worth it or not.

Try to talk her down to one punch and three weeks.

 

[thepd7]

http://www.mid-day.com/sports/2012/...-Village-is-hotbed-of-booze-sex-and-drugs.htm

Saw this a few days ago and thought it was an interesting read.

well, I guess Toddy is the only one not getting any sex.

Haha this.

Hope Solo would never lie, she's a goddamn angel. Oh how I would love to father her children.

This.

Ok, if you're 29 and a virgin and not dating you should consider the probability your gay.

Okay if you're posting and you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" you should consider the probability you're an idiot.

If I look as good as those motherfucking swimmers, I would just open the door to my dorm room, sit in my recliner naked, and wait for hot bitches to jump on my dick.

This. Definitely this.

The "condom shortage at the Olympics" story is a cut and paste fluff piece they recycle every four years. Common knowledge.

Sex for them is a fun distraction, but it pales in comparison to what they had to sacrifice to become an Olympian in the first place. Decades of training at the highest possible level.

For the rest of us, there are much easier ways to get laid that don't require decades of training.

Get laid with Hope Solo?

 

[Arkaign]

I think it's a joke, unless there are zillions of groupies. I think there have to be like 25 guys to every woman in the olympics. And some of them are underage or would be ripped in half by most of the men (gymnasts for example).