9 lives my ass, take the freeway

[Xionide]

*Warning this is a graphic story*


So I was hanging out with my friend the other day. He drives a mid 90's toyota tacoma on airbags. He was packing up for his roadtrip so me and some of my buddies were all hangin out around his truck. He had the airbags up so the truck was at stock height. Someone suggested that he should lay it on the frame. So he did. And thats when we realized that the cat we had just been petting WAS UNDER THE TRUCK! He quickly hit the switches but it already too late. The cat was a pancake but a part of the cat (god knows what) was still attached to the frame. It wasnt done yet. The thing started to try and escape the truck but could only spin. There was blood squirting on everything including the owner of the truck. I didn't see all of this but the owner did. Finally it stopped spinning and twitched itself out. The owner at this point had turned completely white. Forehead sweating. I believe scarred for life would be the saying. He burried the cat. We didn't know who owned the unlucky bastard. But it was the craziest sh!t I have seen this summer. Until last night.

So It was my friends birthday and our group was all going to head to denny's. I am riding in the back of her 2004 cavalier. I don't know this girl very well but she was talking about how happy she was to just have her car back from the body shop from the wreck she was in. We decided to take the back road (big mistake) and as we are driving along a HUGE FVCKING DEER runs right in front of us! We nail the sucker in his mid-rear section. The sucker ran (or limped) off never to be seen again. The car needs a new hood and the bumper was slighlty popped out of place (fixed it in two seconds). She had just gotten her left headlight fixed cause it wiggled now her right one was doing the same thing. Anyways that kinda messed with the mood of the night.

So basically those are my stories. I dont know why I posted them here but I had to tell someone. Anyone else have any crazy run ins with animals and there cars lately?

 

[FrequencyX]

:thumbsdown:

Sorry, I do not have any of those types of stories. I have been so far very lucky not hitting a deer. Especially since I lived in Montana for pretty much my whole life.

 

[Ika]

The second story sucks, but is rather funny in a way. The first story, however, is sad

 

[Baked]

Sounds like Final Destination: Animals Edition.

 

[Kev]

The first story was better:

a) More gory
b) Involved the death of a cat

 

[ArchCenturion]

I hit 2 bunnys in a row on the way back from my ex-gf's house. The only two I ever got, though I was constantly gunning it for them after that.

 

[jimbob200521]

for the first story.

My buddy and I were once heading out to my house on the back roads in his old car (2001 Cavalier Z24), and decided to have some fun on the newly spread peat gravel. He started to fish tail. And lost control when the rear end of his car hit the lip of the road. We did a 360 & ended up completly in the ditch. All I could say after it was over was "My hat!". Luckily my hat flew into the back seat. Phew, I was worried about that. There was minimum damage to the car, thankfully. Anyway, we ended up telling his dad that we almost hit a dear, and he bought it. We got off easy on that one.

 

[Thraxen]

Originally posted by: Kev
The first story was better:

a) More gory
b) Involved the death of a cat

:thumbsdown:

 

[Dumac]

Originally posted by: Thraxen

Originally posted by: Kev
The first story was better:

a) More gory
b) Involved the death of a cat

:thumbsdown:

0/10

Not humurous in the least, at leasy for a mature compassionate human being.

 

[dugweb]

lol, so much sympathy for the cat, yet the deer gets almost none

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: dugweb
lol, so much sympathy for the cat, yet the deer gets almost none

Because deer piss people off, but you don't see cats messing cars or people up often.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Baked
Sounds like Final Destination: Animals Edition.

 

[Cobalt]

My friend hit a goose while he was talking to me on the phone yesterday. That was pretty fvcking funny, and it wasn't his fault.

 

[Kadarin]

The cat story is very sad... poor thing.

 

[Al Neri]

didnt read the thread

but to quote George Constanza WE HAD A DEAL!!!

 

[MrPickins]

When I was a kid, our cat decided it was a good Idea to take a nap on the warm engine block of my grandad's truck. Until he started it up to take me somewhere.
Poor kitty.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Kev
The first story was better:

a) More gory
b) Involved the death of a cat

want to see the video I have with your mom?

 

[EyeMWing]

The lower intake-thing on my Focus tends to catch birds in flight.

Every couple days, I have to reach behind the bumper and pop one's skull out from between the slats.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
The lower intake-thing on my Focus tends to catch birds in flight.

Every couple days, I have to reach behind the bumper and pop one's skull out from between the slats.

Yeah birds like to flirt with moving death I guess... I hit one just the other day.

 

[Oceandevi]

When I was a wee lad living in warner springs california, my family and I hit a cow.

We were driving up the winding lanes through the indian reservation. It was winter time and the "natives" let their cows run around on the highway in hopes that someone kills them and has to pay for the little injuns presents. (local rumor, perhaps they got out)

So we can barely see in the mist and suddenly this huge head looms out at us! We brake and swerve and manage to hit the beast directly in the face with our massive...... Dodge Colt Vista.......

The beast is knocked around like babalu and its body smacks the side of the car like a train. Or maybe we hit it really hard. It was still standing when we drove off. Anywho we limp home and get to the gas station right after sunup. The employees come out laughing at us for hitting a cow, we wonder how they knew....

There was about 30 pounds of cow crap and blooody hair smeared along the driver side. It was retched.

 

[imported_michaelpatrick33]

Originally posted by: Oceandevi
When I was a wee lad living in warner springs california, my family and I hit a cow.

We were driving up the winding lanes through the indian reservation. It was winter time and the "natives" let their cows run around on the highway in hopes that someone kills them and has to pay for the little injuns presents. (local rumor, perhaps they got out)

So we can barely see in the mist and suddenly this huge head looms out at us! We brake and swerve and manage to hit the beast directly in the face with our massive...... Dodge Colt Vista.......

The beast is knocked around like babalu and its body smacks the side of the car like a train. Or maybe we hit it really hard. It was still standing when we drove off. Anywho we limp home and get to the gas station right after sunup. The employees come out laughing at us for hitting a cow, we wonder how they knew....

There was about 30 pounds of cow crap and blooody hair smeared along the driver side. It was retched.

Did you get hit in the head by a passing Indian eary on in life? Are you from the 19th century? "little Injuns"

I am sure the "natives" were in fact conspiring to get your money for hitting their cow in a grand scheme to cow sue America into reparations. :roll:

 

[DrPizza]

I don't know why, but I and my wife have hit more birds in her dodge grand caravan than all the other animals (except bugs) that we've hit combined for 20 years.

 

[waggy]

/peta you should have swerved to avoid the cat! even if you went off road and hit a tree and the car exploded in a fireball! you are a evil evil man! /petasucks

 

[91TTZ]

The apartments near me is absolutely infested with cats. They let their cats roam at night and don't neuter them. The cats dart back and forth between the apartments and the woods across the street.

That section of road looks like a cat graveyard, and I've probably run over 15 cats so far. I'm talking everytime you drive down that stretch, you'll see cats darting across the street.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Oceandevi
When I was a wee lad living in warner springs california, my family and I hit a cow.

We were driving up the winding lanes through the indian reservation. It was winter time and the "natives" let their cows run around on the highway in hopes that someone kills them and has to pay for the little injuns presents. (local rumor, perhaps they got out)

So we can barely see in the mist and suddenly this huge head looms out at us! We brake and swerve and manage to hit the beast directly in the face with our massive...... Dodge Colt Vista.......

The beast is knocked around like babalu and its body smacks the side of the car like a train. Or maybe we hit it really hard. It was still standing when we drove off. Anywho we limp home and get to the gas station right after sunup. The employees come out laughing at us for hitting a cow, we wonder how they knew....

There was about 30 pounds of cow crap and blooody hair smeared along the driver side. It was retched.

Everyone run home and get their broom... I'm about to call Shenanigans.