90 days in jail sucks

[leftyman]

Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days

29-year-old pleads no contest to indecent exposure after car wash incident


SAGINAW, Michigan - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29892972/

 

[waggy]

hahahahahha

 

[PricklyPete]

Just think about the Vacuum...it has feelings too

 

[nakedfrog]

That's Michigan for you. Full of crazy folk.

 

[techs]

"What are you in for?"

 

[Exterous]

Sadly, thats better than a lot of news coming out of Michigan right now....

 

[manlymatt83]

wow

 

[ViviTheMage]

hahaha, poor...vacuum ^_^

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: leftyman
Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

"Um yeah, is this the police?" Hi, I'd like to report a man fucking a vacuum hose at the car wash."

 

[BW86]

lol

 

[compuwiz1]

But, Judge, it was a victimless crime. The vacuum didn't mind. :laugh:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
But, Judge, it was a victimless crime. The vacuum didn't mind. :laugh:

But the vacuum was paid in advance, that makes it prostitution.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
But, Judge, it was a victimless crime. The vacuum didn't mind. :laugh:

But the vacuum was paid in advance, that makes it prostitution.

could it still be prostitution if its a object?

 

[nutxo]

Thats gotta be a forum member here....

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: nutxo
Thats gotta be a forum member here....

I think they're mostly smart enough to use the Shop Vac in the basement.
Mostly.

 

[darkxshade]

He's gonna know what it's like to be the vacuum in the next 90 days.

 

[nutxo]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: nutxo
Thats gotta be a forum member here....

I think they're mostly smart enough to use the Shop Vac in the basement.
Mostly.

Ive seen people on this forum ask for the correct way to wipe thier butts,,,

I call shens.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: nutxo
Thats gotta be a forum member here....

I think they're mostly smart enough to use the Shop Vac in the basement.
Mostly.

Any particular attachments you recommend?

 

[dotcom173]

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: nutxo
Thats gotta be a forum member here....

I think they're mostly smart enough to use the Shop Vac in the basement.
Mostly.

Ive seen people on this forum ask for the correct way to wipe thier butts,,,

I call shens.

HAHAH i think i remember that thread! Was that from a couple years ago? i think i posted a pic in it.

 

[Genx87]

Billy Baldwin as Det Hunter Rush in Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Ouch, can we say this is going to suck?

 

[Jabbernyx]

Aww... he's just imitating the teddy bears.
(Mods - let me know if that's over the top. Thx)

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: nutxo
Thats gotta be a forum member here....

I think they're mostly smart enough to use the Shop Vac in the basement.
Mostly.

Ive seen people on this forum ask for the correct way to wipe thier butts,,,

I call shens.

More than once, too.
Maybe the real reason to do it in the basement is because that's where the hentai is.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: rudder

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: nutxo
Thats gotta be a forum member here....

I think they're mostly smart enough to use the Shop Vac in the basement.
Mostly.

Any particular attachments you recommend?

YGPM

 

[Denithor]

Originally posted by: Jabbernyx
Aww... he's just imitating the teddy bears.
(Mods - let me know if that's over the top. Thx)

Love those sheep...

 

[thegimp03]

Originally posted by: leftyman

SAGINAW, Michigan - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum

Does that line make anyone else crack up? I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes.