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kn51

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Interesting theory but the .gov won't "outlaw" existing cars. If this happened they'd just let them go away gracefully. Most people go to mechanics to get their oil changed and those that don't generally take the oil to be recycled (eventually). I doubt very much ends up in the water table because people are too damn lazy to recycle it - if they're that lazy they wouldn't be changing it themselves. I probably have 20 quarts of dirty oil in my garage but I do take it to the local trash dump, which has an oil recycle bin, about once a year.

I'm a car guy but I'd love to have this system, assuming it's able to do an effective job of not keeping a lot of dirty oil in the system. I would imagine that even if it did keep some, it would dissolve into the new clean oil enough that it would be negligible. I change the oil on two of my cars because I just don't like quickie oil change places (I find them a hassle, I hate waiting, and I hate trying to be upsold on every little item - just change my damn oil) but I certainly don't love getting under the car so if I could swap everything out in the AutoZone parking lot, that's be fabulous.

You sound exactly like myself.

The packaging is the issue. Usually you need to lube your arms up with Vaseline to do any work in a modern engine bay. That cell takes up a battery sized portion at least.
 

leper84

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Another drawback, even on a dry sump car you still need to drain the crankcase to remove all the old oil. Based on the media Castrol is putting out the cell will usually be mounted above the engine. So that gives you the choice of paying out the nose for the cell and still needing to lift it up and drain old oil, or decide to just leave 1-3 quarts of used oil in your engine every change.

They could mount the cell lower and the engine higher, but then you're losing any benefit from a lower center of gravity as well as still needing a jack/lift/drive over pit to service the vehicle (Nevermind if they decided to put it in the fenderwell like some do with batteries). Or they could go full retard and put an in-line electric oil pump to remove the old oil at the time of service, because that wouldn't add cost/complexity and nothing would ever go wrong with that....
 

shabby

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I think ya'll forgetting one thing... dry sumps for everyone!
Once the aftermarket gets its hands on this you'll find relocation kits with bigger tanks/filters soon enough.
 

SearchMaster

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Seems like this will end up like DRM for cars. But you save 18 1/2 minutes every 10,000 miles, so you can get back to important things like looking at porn and cat pictures on reddit even faster.

It's not just the time...it's jacking the car up, getting under the car, crawling on your back to get to the drain plug, pulling the plug out and getting warm to hot oil on your gloves or fingers, cleaning up the inevitable little bit that spills on the ground, etc.

Like I said before, it's not that big a deal and I do it several times a year between my cars, but I would be willing to pay a (small) premium to eliminate the hassles.
 

Viperoni

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The article doesn't explicitly state it, and I highly doubt this ist a dry sump setup... they've simply routed the output from the internal oil pump or the oil filter into the oil storage "Nexcel" before it gets delivered into the engine (or vice versa).

I wouldn't mind this product considering I DIY almost everything, but I would lose out on getting every last drop possible out of the oil pan like I normally do when I change my oil.
 

LTC8K6

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Since it is the oil and filter in one package, if I can do it myself I think I'd like it.

If it was not available for DIY, I'm not sure I'd like the idea of Jiffy Lube taking even less time to service a car...

I hope there's a way for the owner to tell that the Nexcel has actually been changed.
 

Denly

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Have a Fumoto on every recent car I've owned. Makes changes easy. Don't see how this could make it easier.

how does Fumoto fare against environment? Salt, dirt, snow and oil.

I don't think it make sense on my mini because it face down, maybe for my e46.
 

mizzou

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sounds like a terrible idea.

I don't know if you should call it terrible as you should call it completely unnecessary. There is something to be said though, about people who never get their oil changed because they have an irrational fear or are completely lazy. The problem is, I don't want my car dumbed down because of lazy people. This is something I would NEVER want in any of my vehicles.

It's like the Keurig of oil changes. Not that great, poor quality, but incredibly dumbed down and impossible to fail.

I can't really fault Castrol for coming up with it...it's probably a stupidly lucrative venture.
 
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how does Fumoto fare against environment? Salt, dirt, snow and oil.

I don't think it make sense on my mini because it face down, maybe for my e46.

I live in east Texas so all we have is rain. Snows once every few years.

Never had a problem though!

I've seen a post where a guy in a truck came straight down with the Fumoto on top of a rock. Cracked open the oil pan but didn't even mar the Fumoto. Built pretty tough apparently.
 

natto fire

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I can't wait until I can afford a proper BEV, and these ridiculous oil changes, tranny fluid, coolant, valve adjustments, timing belt/chain, fuel pump, filters, and brake pads are a thing of the past.
 

WackyDan

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how does Fumoto fare against environment? Salt, dirt, snow and oil.

I don't think it make sense on my mini because it face down, maybe for my e46.

I've got a shit load of miles on those valves between three vehicles with the Fumotos. Never an issue with any of them. I ordered the ones with the nipples so that I can connect a hose to them and drain straight into a gallon jug.

The ones without nipples don't really protrude much more than a regular oil plug but yeah it would probably be riskier but not much.
 

Samus

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I been using the "pump oil through dipstick tube" method for a few years. So far so good.
 

CZroe

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Meh, even if it was it's gonna be WAY more expensive than the traditional method and your locked into one brand, no thanks.

They won't get OEM adoption unless it's an open standard because there are laws that prevent the auto industry from blocking aftermarket parts. If all cars took the same oil/filter cartridge the economies of scale and competition could result in lower prices.
 

BUTCH1

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They won't get OEM adoption unless it's an open standard because there are laws that prevent the auto industry from blocking aftermarket parts. If all cars took the same oil/filter cartridge the economies of scale and competition could result in lower prices.

All true but to work it would have to be a dry-sump design and needlessly complex. We're talking about one stinking bolt here, if someone can't manage that don't even bother lifting the hood.
 

steppinthrax

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I can see this picking up with just the nature of the Oil change enviroment. I imagine that oil cell to be pretty expensive (packaged unit). I imagine people paying for a monthly plan from Jiffy/etc.

I also imagine a person like me hacking a f---- out of it and installing a oil drain plug. Then refilling the bitch with quarts of oil from the store...
 

SearchMaster

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I can see this picking up with just the nature of the Oil change enviroment. I imagine that oil cell to be pretty expensive (packaged unit). I imagine people paying for a monthly plan from Jiffy/etc.

I also imagine a person like me hacking a f---- out of it and installing a oil drain plug. Then refilling the bitch with quarts of oil from the store...

A monthly plan? How often do you change your oil? If you're talking about essentially paying on installments then your financial plan isn't working.

I can't imagine it will be *that* expensive. It's a few quarts of oil and a filter in a box.
 

steppinthrax

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A monthly plan? How often do you change your oil? If you're talking about essentially paying on installments then your financial plan isn't working.

I can't imagine it will be *that* expensive. It's a few quarts of oil and a filter in a box.

LOL...

That box is going to contain some circuit that is keyed into the car (like a printer cartridge). It also contains a filter!!! Gaskets, seals etc... Hell, it might even contain a pump. The board will contain authentication etc, that won't allow you to dry start the car as well as constant reminder when bad.
 

WackyDan

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I can see this picking up with just the nature of the Oil change enviroment. I imagine that oil cell to be pretty expensive (packaged unit). I imagine people paying for a monthly plan from Jiffy/etc.

I also imagine a person like me hacking a f---- out of it and installing a oil drain plug. Then refilling the bitch with quarts of oil from the store...

As another guy mentioned... These are likely going to be tied into the computer and know when they have "X" amount of miles on them. They will be electrically keyed/coded just like printer ink modules.

I'm surprised Ford, GM, etc didn't jump on this years ago... A factory module that you are forced to buy at a premium over a regular change.

Sure, their will be hacks as you suggest, but with an integrated filter, your options for that are limited as they will make that filter molded right into the plastic housing.
 

steppinthrax

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As another guy mentioned... These are likely going to be tied into the computer and know when they have "X" amount of miles on them. They will be electrically keyed/coded just like printer ink modules.

I'm surprised Ford, GM, etc didn't jump on this years ago... A factory module that you are forced to buy at a premium over a regular change.

Sure, their will be hacks as you suggest, but with an integrated filter, your options for that are limited as they will make that filter molded right into the plastic housing.

Someone will come out with a re-usable model with a drain plug and replaceable oil filter, I'm sure...

I agree with the fact that you will pretty much eliminate most of oil runoff, however you're pretty much "Bitch locking" a car.

Only way I would buy into it if the total cost is as much as a oil change with filter....
 

CZroe

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As another guy mentioned... These are likely going to be tied into the computer and know when they have "X" amount of miles on them. They will be electrically keyed/coded just like printer ink modules.

I'm surprised Ford, GM, etc didn't jump on this years ago... A factory module that you are forced to buy at a premium over a regular change.

Sure, their will be hacks as you suggest, but with an integrated filter, your options for that are limited as they will make that filter molded right into the plastic housing.
Clearly you are reading some posts in the thread but you missed the references to this:
https://www.eff.org/cases/lexmark-v-static-control-case-archive

Lexmark lost a DMCA lawsuit against a generic cartridge maker mostly because of laws intended to prevent the automotive replacement parts industry from being controlled/manipulated by the vehicle manufacturers.

If they apply to printer cartridges scams then they certainly apply to the automotive parts trying to pull the same thing.

TL;DR:
Existing laws prevent automotive mfrs and their partners from behaving like printer mfrs. The same auto laws sometimes even prevent printer mfrs from behaving like printer mfrs.
 
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steppinthrax

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Clearly you are reading some posts in the thread but you missed the references to this:
https://www.eff.org/cases/lexmark-v-static-control-case-archive

Lexmark lost a DMCA lawsuit against a generic cartridge maker mostly because of laws intended to prevent the automotive replacement parts industry from being controlled/manipulated by the vehicle manufacturers.

If they apply to printer cartridges scams then they certainly apply to the automotive parts trying to pull the same thing.

TL;DR:
Existing laws prevent automotive mfrs and their partners from behaving like printer mfrs. The same auto laws sometimes even prevent printer mfrs from behaving like printer mfrs.

When it comes to courts things are wacky. It all depends on the laws, the politics and who's holding the power during that time. If you can get the right people on your side, it don't matter LOL.

If you look at how court rulings are applied to certain things, it's not even my any means.
 

WackyDan

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Here is another somewhat awesome thought....

If this module became somewhat standardized across a manufacturer or manufacturers....

How awesome would it be to swap them between vehicles?

Car 1 is within 500 miles of a change....
Car 2 still has 3000 miles of oil life....

Car 1 is the one you want to take on the upcoming family vacation....

Both cars can use same weight oil as each other?

Swap Car 2's module to Car 1... problem solved.

Yeah... I'm the guy that sends his oil out for analysis.
 
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