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breweyez

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Caveman2001....I also placed him on my ignore list because of the childish behavior
 

OrlandoTiger

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I have that interesting little book phreakyzen.Not exactly a coffee table book like someone said it was before,its just a thick brochure.Too bad it didnt come with free coupons for some zen butter!
 

QTArrhythmic

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Originally posted by: Kiyup
Lord, Bless This Home" Prayer Poster
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The Mormons want to send you a bible
http://www.mormon.org/holybible

And "Book Of Mormon"
http://www.mormon.org/freeBookofMormon/1,10120,1405-1-959-794,00.html

Become a legally ordained minister FREE!
http://www.universalministries.com/doctrine.cfm
http://www.ulc.org/
http://www.spiritualhumanism.org/

FREE copy of the 32-page children's book, Red Boots for Christmas
http://mall.gtw.net/lhm/rb/freebook.asp

Free Jesus Button
http://www.jesusbuttons.com/free_button.html

Free Koran
http://www.freekoran.com/

Get Your Very Own Free Rosh Hashanah Poster!
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Holy Smokes. As Jesus would say,"OHHHHHHHHHHH my DAD"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, Praise the good and bad Lord. When I want a good religious deal I have to pray for 30 days straight and then I have to donate my time singing the the choir. After that I have to follow all the teachings of the pastor at my local church to a tee, because if I don't then I won't go to Heaven. Then I have to abstain from watching sinfull PG-13 movies and burn my hand with a piece of coal everytime I think a dirty word.

I'm so glad that I found this deal!
 

Salvador

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According to a 1989 survey, only 10 percent of US citizens aren't religious. I find that hard to believe, seeing all the stuff on the internet.
That number is far too low IMO. Also, there are probably plenty of people that fall in between believing and not believing. You know.. The folks that have been taught that they will go to hell if they don't believe, so it's probably safer to believe than not to believe.
Must be all 10% must be computer literate!
That probably has some truth to it because most religious people are not very well educated.

Sal
 

MOONKEY

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Just came back from movie "Harry P...", turned on TV news, someone still wants to ban Harry P..., because it is Witch thing.

I am scared.

The one turns water into wine, it is a miracle; others do so, it should be burned. If so much according to the book, Chinese is not even human beings, because China not mentioned... I even heard one pastor said Chinese can not go to heaven, because they don't believe... But they have longest civilization in this world...?

It is 21 century, isn't it? I am scared. Many have not learned to accept the difference and respect others.

 

Miramonti

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Originally posted by: Salvador
That probably has some truth to it because most religious people are not very well educated. Sal

I think thats one of the most ignorant things I've heard for a while, seriously. Keep posting tho, you'll probably out do yourself.
 

badluck

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Why lock a thread for ignorance? The people with the BS should just get banned

Isn't it ironic that a religious person wants those who speak their minds to be banished? Seems awfully familiar to me (see: religious intolerance over the past 2000 years).......heh.

Oh well...free bump for you and your cause....
 

SoylentGreen

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Originally posted by: badluck
Why lock a thread for ignorance? The people with the BS should just get banned

Isn't it ironic that a religious person wants those who speak their minds to be banished? Seems awfully familiar to me (see: religious intolerance over the past 2000 years).......heh.

Oh well...free bump for you and your cause....

Oh praytell, how you assume I am a religious person? I am not.

And badluck you appear to be another ignoramus. It's not people speaking their minds. This is not the place to do so. If they wish to express their religious beliefs on this forum, go to OT.

This is called thread crapping. If you like the deal, utilize the links. If you do not, move along without your mundane diatribe.

 

EXman

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Originally posted by: Salvador
That probably has some truth to it because most religious people are not very well educated. Sal
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I think thats one of the most ignorant things I've heard for a while, seriously. Keep posting tho, you'll probably out do yourself.

ROTFL

If the mods would just give a vacation to thread crappers this thread would not be a problem.
 

badluck

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Haha....funny how worked up you get. You are religious, you don't need to hide. I can tell by your intolerance....LOL....

Moreover, when did you become a mod that made rules stating that people cannot speak their mind in this forum? And lastly, thread crapping is when someone is selling something in a FS/FT forum and a person comes along and speaks negatively about the item that is being sold. That is how the term has been used in computer land for many years....Get it straight Mr. Intelligent....
 

SoylentGreen

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Originally posted by: badluck
Haha....funny how worked up you get. You are religious, you don't need to hide. I can tell by your intolerance....LOL....

Moreover, when did you become a mod that made rules stating that people cannot speak their mind in this forum? And lastly, thread crapping is when someone is selling something in a FS/FT forum and a person comes along and speaks negatively about the item that is being sold. That is how the term has been used in computer land for many years....Get it straight Mr. Intelligent....

Ok now, nope I'm not religious. Get that through your stupid skull.

You're an idiot plain and simple by the content of your post. Get lost.
 

badluck

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Ok now, nope I'm not religious. Get that through your stupid skull.

haha....It's funny how people get upset on the net.....Oh well....I guess this is actually important to you or something. Nonetheless, I talk sh*t at the bars, not on a message board.


Say hi to God for me when you pray 2nite....
 

ValsalvaYourHeartOut

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Originally posted by: MOONKEY
Just came back from movie "Harry P...", turned on TV news, someone still wants to ban Harry P..., because it is Witch thing.

I am scared.

The one turns water into wine, it is a miracle; others do so, it should be burned. If so much according to the book, Chinese is not even human beings, because China not mentioned... I even heard one pastor said Chinese can not go to heaven, because they don't believe... But they have longest civilization in this world...?

It is 21 century, isn't it? I am scared. Many have not learned to accept the difference and respect others.

That's correct. Chinese people are NOT going to Heaven...Neither are the villagers of Africa or the Inuit of Alaska, cuz none of them have heard of or care about Jesus H. Christ, cannot therefore seek him for salvation, and therefore cannot enter the kingdom of heaven. Given that salvation only be obtained through Jeebus, it then follows that the vast majority of the globe, at any given time, is destined for hell. Too bad they will never have the opportunity to reach pearly gates because they have never been exposed to Jesus and the Other 2/3 of the Trinity. Doesn't sound very fair to me! Interesting how people seem to believe that God is a just God......doesn't sound very just to me!!

Valsalva
 

SoylentGreen

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Originally posted by: badluck
Ok now, nope I'm not religious. Get that through your stupid skull.

haha....It's funny how people get upset on the net.....Oh well....I guess this is actually important to you or something. Nonetheless, I talk sh*t at the bars, not on a message board.


Say hi to God for me when you pray 2nite....

You're a hypocrite. You've done nothing but talk sh!t here. Get lost.
 

ValsalvaYourHeartOut

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Originally posted by: KC5AV
Originally posted by: r1013a
Its hard to read Bible after Bible with them all different. Most of them going against the other. Take for example all the Christian Bibles that have came out over the last 100 years. There are hundreds of them. Each and every one including the catholic Bible were taken from the same manuscripts.. which by the way were found in a trash can out side a monastery. Hum! Must have been some reason it was thrown away!! You can see it in the translations that are out today. They are full of sooo many mistakes. You can put you faith in anyone of them and what ever you believe.. there can be found a contradiction in the same book that proves itself wrong.

Care to back up these claims with addresses? I've read KJV, NIV, NAS, NKJV, and others... never found anything that is a contradiction. I'd be interested to see what you think.

No problem. This website demonstrates the litany of contradictions, injustices, racism, etc. found in the Bible. Linky

Valsalva
 

badluck

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I haven't resorted to name calling. That's what tough guys on the internet do....

You get lost internet tough guy....


LOL. It's funny how you actually care so much.
 

Walleye

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Dude, i am definitely becoming a minister when i turn 18! hell yeah, 3 minute ministers!
 

QTArrhythmic

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Originally posted by: OrlandoTiger
I have that interesting little book phreakyzen.Not exactly a coffee table book like someone said it was before,its just a thick brochure.Too bad it didnt come with free coupons for some zen butter!

The difference between Zen and the Bible is that in Zen you don't have alter boys preforming special favors for clergy.


Inward Rectifier 2.1

 

adinar

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Originally posted by: ValsalvaYourHeartOut
Originally posted by: MOONKEY
Just came back from movie "Harry P...", turned on TV news, someone still wants to ban Harry P..., because it is Witch thing.

I am scared.

The one turns water into wine, it is a miracle; others do so, it should be burned. If so much according to the book, Chinese is not even human beings, because China not mentioned... I even heard one pastor said Chinese can not go to heaven, because they don't believe... But they have longest civilization in this world...?

It is 21 century, isn't it? I am scared. Many have not learned to accept the difference and respect others.

That's correct. Chinese people are NOT going to Heaven...Neither are the villagers of Africa or the Inuit of Alaska, cuz none of them have heard of or care about Jesus H. Christ, cannot therefore seek him for salvation, and therefore cannot enter the kingdom of heaven. Given that salvation only be obtained through Jeebus, it then follows that the vast majority of the globe, at any given time, is destined for hell. Too bad they will never have the opportunity to reach pearly gates because they have never been exposed to Jesus and the Other 2/3 of the Trinity. Doesn't sound very fair to me! Interesting how people seem to believe that God is a just God......doesn't sound very just to me!!

Valsalva
It's funny that you should mention this, but Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) believe that the gospel will be presented to everyone. If you don't get a chance to hear the gospel during your mortal life, then it will be presented to you in the afterlife. Seems to be a little bit more fair to me.

And with exception to truly "evil" ppl, Mormons believe that there are three degrees of "heaven", so unless you are truly wicked, you will go to "Heaven" in some form or fashion.

 

OrlandoTiger

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Originally posted by: QTArrhythmic
Originally posted by: OrlandoTiger
I have that interesting little book phreakyzen.Not exactly a coffee table book like someone said it was before,its just a thick brochure.Too bad it didnt come with free coupons for some zen butter!

The difference between Zen and the Bible is that in Zen you don't have alter boys preforming special favors for clergy.
QT keep me out of your issues with the Catholic Church.I feel jail is the apropriate place for rapists no matter their religion.My comment had to do with an offer from a butter company and didnt concern Buddhism in any way.

 
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