A CEO, a Tea Partier and a Union Worker are sitting at a table.

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Phokus

Lifer
Nov 20, 1999
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Obvious facts aren't any less truthful or valid.

You mad? You sound mad.

Guy 1:

"From what i've seen, ceo's don't have much value'

Guy 2:

"From what i've seen, yes they do"

Fucking imbecile conservative: HAHA, second guy owned your anecdote with FACTS

Funny thing is, there is a very logical reason for CEO's extracting more value than they deserve that i explained, interlocking directorates (and also principal/agent problem), i don't see either of you offering much besides, 'well i think ceo's work hard and earn what they get, hurf durf'
 

Darwin333

Lifer
Dec 11, 2006
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Guy 1:

"From what i've seen, ceo's don't have much value'

Guy 2:

"From what i've seen, yes they do"

Fucking imbecile conservative: HAHA, second guy owned your anecdote with FACTS

Funny thing is, there is a very logical reason for CEO's extracting more value than they deserve that i explained, interlocking directorates (and also principal/agent problem), i don't see either of you offering much besides, 'well i think ceo's work hard and earn what they get, hurf durf'

I know this isn't a response to me but I personally am not really trying to argue actual facts. I am arguing what is more plausible.

Your position: Most CEOs are paid more than the value that they provide the company.

My position: Most companies intend to get more value out of the employees (including the top officers) than they pay them. That is called making a profit in the business world and I believe that it is much more plausible that companies intend to make a profit.

That doesn't mean they always make the right decision but I would wager that they do more often than not.
 

Engineer

Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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His six other CEO buddies that happen to be on his company's board voted that he get those cookies you mean.

And after he runs the company into the ground, he's given Willy Wonka's golden ticket and then hired on as CEO of another company. (Former Chrysler CEO that ran Home Depot into the ground, took a $200 million buyout and then was hired as Chrysler's CEO....ran it into bankruptcy. Probably being looked at by several boards for a new CEO position right now, lol).
 

DucatiMonster696

Diamond Member
Aug 13, 2009
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Guy 1:

"From what i've seen, ceo's don't have much value'

Guy 2:

"From what i've seen, yes they do"

Fucking imbecile conservative: HAHA, second guy owned your anecdote with FACTS

Funny thing is, there is a very logical reason for CEO's extracting more value than they deserve that i explained, interlocking directorates (and also principal/agent problem), i don't see either of you offering much besides, 'well i think ceo's work hard and earn what they get, hurf durf'

Actually there has been zero evidence that shows that "most" (code word for "ALL") CEO's are "lazy, useless and provide no significant value to a company".

If you want to change the subject to CEO's compensation or perks then go right ahead and make another thread.
 

Phokus

Lifer
Nov 20, 1999
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I know this isn't a response to me but I personally am not really trying to argue actual facts. I am arguing what is more plausible.

Your position: Most CEOs are paid more than the value that they provide the company.

My position: Most companies intend to get more value out of the employees (including the top officers) than they pay them. That is called making a profit in the business world and I believe that it is much more plausible that companies intend to make a profit.

That doesn't mean they always make the right decision but I would wager that they do more often than not.

I have to finish some stuff, but if i remember to later, i'm going to write about what i saw at IBM and an explanation of 'interlocking directorates' (i've probably done it 4 or 5 times already, you could probably search for it if you looked up my username, 'interlocking directorate', and 'ibm' in search for P&N). It's the very definition of conflict of interest and leads to bad incentives.
 
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Phokus

Lifer
Nov 20, 1999
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Actually there has been zero evidence that shows that "most" (code word for "ALL") CEO's are "lazy, useless and provide no significant value to a company".

If you want to change the subject to CEO's compensation or perks then go right ahead and make another thread.

You're the one who's changing the subject, i never said they were 'lazy', just not worth what they do compared to what people under them do.
 

DucatiMonster696

Diamond Member
Aug 13, 2009
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You're the one who's changing the subject, i never said they were 'lazy', just not worth what they do compared to what people under them do.

So by what measurement of value are you using (putting aside your personal opinions on CEO's) to come up with this assessment on the worth of a CEO to a company and how does this hold true to with every CEO?
 

MagnusTheBrewer

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The Tea Party reminds the CEO that the Government paid for the cookies and the Union guy reminds the CEO that he agreed to use union labor to transport the cookies. The CEO says fuck you, takes the last cookie and, moves production to China.
 

glenn1

Lifer
Sep 6, 2000
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You forgot the end, where the union guy takes the last one for himself

Actually, before he took the last one he arrange for other folks to be outside picketing that a union carpenter should have been hired to install the cookie plate. And after he'd file for workman's comp for injuries sustained while lifting the donut.

The tea partier would be too busy complaining about the taxes on the donut to actually eat it.
 

jrjiri

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I like the joke but not enough to get into a heated discussion about oligarchs, the unions and the working class.

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Red Dawn

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Actually, before he took the last one he arrange for other folks to be outside picketing that a union carpenter should have been hired to install the cookie plate. And after he'd file for workman's comp for injuries sustained while lifting the donut.

The tea partier would be too busy complaining about the taxes on the donut to actually eat it.

The Union Carpenter would know what actual hard work is both mentally and physically where as you just know the insides of your lower intestinal tract from having you head lodged up there most of your adult life. Meanwhile the CEO and his other 1% buddies are laughing all the way to the bank seeing how easy it was to convince the Tea Baggers that it was their fellow Working Class peers who where responsible for the economic problems today.
 

Phokus

Lifer
Nov 20, 1999
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I know this isn't a response to me but I personally am not really trying to argue actual facts. I am arguing what is more plausible.

Your position: Most CEOs are paid more than the value that they provide the company.

My position: Most companies intend to get more value out of the employees (including the top officers) than they pay them. That is called making a profit in the business world and I believe that it is much more plausible that companies intend to make a profit.

That doesn't mean they always make the right decision but I would wager that they do more often than not.

So by what measurement of value are you using (putting aside your personal opinions on CEO's) to come up with this assessment on the worth of a CEO to a company and how does this hold true to with every CEO?

I have to finish some stuff, but if i remember to later, i'm going to write about what i saw at IBM and an explanation of 'interlocking directorates' (i've probably done it 4 or 5 times already, you could probably search for it if you looked up my username, 'interlocking directorate', and 'ibm' in search for P&N). It's the very definition of conflict of interest and leads to bad incentives.

And now i'll just quote myself since the last time i brought this up:


We're not really in agreement. Do some of their abuses of corporations come from government? Sometimes, but how do you explain interlocking directorates? Probably THE biggest reasons CEO pay are structured poorly and they are not accountable for their actions? When i worked for IBM several years ago, my CEO was on the board of directors of Exxon, he was the director of the board for IBM (how the fuck is that even allowed), and there was an ex-Exxon exec sitting on IBM's board. This is not the work of the government.

The CEO already has leverage into how contracts are written. Even though boards are supposed to represent the shareholders, they acquiesce to CEO's. To have the CEO ALSO be the director of the board is absolutely heinous. Typically interlocking directorates are not that obvious, but to sit on another company's board and also have an ex-exec of that company sit on your board is absolutely tremendous. This is SOP when it comes to how the 'community' of CEO's and board members operate. The compensation nowhere near reflects performance, short term performance is rewarded over long term performance and CEO's practically write their own contracts.
 

Zebo

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Who did you rip that off from? I heard Earl say it first. Either way proper credit is due for such an excellent joke
 

WHAMPOM

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In the CEOs' mind set the company serves them. Run it right into the ground as long as they get a bonus for short term profits. Why worry about the little peoples' jobs when you can meet in the boardroom with your buds and vote each other raises.
 

DucatiMonster696

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And now i'll just quote myself since the last time i brought this up:




The CEO already has leverage into how contracts are written. Even though boards are supposed to represent the shareholders, they acquiesce to CEO's. To have the CEO ALSO be the director of the board is absolutely heinous. Typically interlocking directorates are not that obvious, but to sit on another company's board and also have an ex-exec of that company sit on your board is absolutely tremendous. This is SOP when it comes to how the 'community' of CEO's and board members operate. The compensation nowhere near reflects performance, short term performance is rewarded over long term performance and CEO's practically write their own contracts.

But that has very little to do with their actual qualitative value and worth to a company as CEO's which you have arbitrarily argued is not worth much. You not liking how one CEO may leverage their bargaining and social networking ability to garner themselves a better overall employment deal with a company doesn't equate to their actual worth which varies from person to person according to their abilities as CEO to properly steer their prospective companies into profitable future growth trends or tank them. As for your fixation on interlocking directories that can be argued to be a boon or bust depending on the CEO and how they leverage the large social network of additional boards they sit on.
 
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CPA

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Nov 19, 2001
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LMAO. Very few CEO's fit this description (maybe Steve Jobs). Most know how to play 'the game'.

Edit: Totally forgot the spidey thread where he says he only hires union workers, when he can... WHICH IS IT SPIDEY.

lmao, Steve Jobs? Yeah, right, learn your history. He worked his employees to death in the 80s.
 

Lithium381

Lifer
May 12, 2001
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The CEO got those cookies by navigating and leading his career to great heights and responsibility.
The tea partier got those cookies by keeping people or government from stealing them.
The union lazy fuckstain got his by forcing the other two to give up their "fair share" with intimidation, violence and brutality.

this
 

Patranus

Diamond Member
Apr 15, 2007
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How did the table get a dozen cookies?

The government must have taken the entire dozen at one point.
Well probably 2 with overhead.
 

sandorski

No Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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The CEO got those cookies by navigating and leading his career to great heights and responsibility.
The tea partier got those cookies by keeping people or government from stealing them.
The union lazy fuckstain got his by forcing the other two to give up their "fair share" with intimidation, violence and brutality.

this

Fail
 

DucatiMonster696

Diamond Member
Aug 13, 2009
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lmao, Steve Jobs? Yeah, right, learn your history. He worked his employees to death in the 80s.

I guess the guy is entitled to his OPINION right? Wozniak was the kinder gentler soul of the two but Steve is the guy whose kept Apple in the lime light all these years.
 
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