I would like to address some talk that has been circulating, and about which several friends have recently inquired. The rumour is that I, WombatWoman, am head-over-heels wildly passionately enamored of my fellow AnandTecher dennilfloss. What an immense amount of nerve some people have, passing a story around like that without even checking with Denis or me to see whether it is true, which it is.
In recognition of our finally coming out of the bushes and admitting our relationship, I propose a toast: Here's French Canadian champagne for all our real friends! And Oklahoma real pain for all our sham friends!
...And a heartfelt wombat kiss flutters through the night in the direction of Ottawa, Ontario.