A Fleshlight Faq Entry

[Jynx980]

I was reading the Fleshlight faq page and came across this:


I keep hearing about the "shoe method", what is that?
The "shoe method" is a style of hands-free Fleshlighting. Stick the narrow end of the Fleshlight into a shoe, on a flat surface. You can optionally put a pillow over the shoe to rest your hands on, while you continue the "missionary" position.

BAHAHAHAHAH! I sh!t you not this is true! People are placing an inanimate masturbation device in their shoe. I think that's fuggin hillarious.

It may be vacation time for me, but damn, did I laugh hard when I read that. Here, you lamers can even quote this to save time:

BAN!

 

[neutralizer]

Why are you reading the fleshlight faq page? You can't figure out to use your fleshlight?!

 

[Conky]

yikes

 

[swtethan]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Why are you reading the fleshlight faq page? You can't figure out to use your fleshlight?!

ownt

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: swtethan

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Why are you reading the fleshlight faq page? You can't figure out to use your fleshlight?!

ownt

self-ownt to boot, lol

 

[Kadarin]

If the shoe fits...

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Why are you reading the fleshlight faq page? You can't figure out to use your fleshlight?!

He likes reading about other guys and what they do with their wangs. It says alot about you, Jynx.

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
If the shoe fits...

but would you walk a mile in another man's shoe? :Q

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: swtethan

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Why are you reading the fleshlight faq page? You can't figure out to use your fleshlight?!

ownt

self-ownt to boot, lol

I guess the pages in the manual were all stuck together.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: swtethan

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Why are you reading the fleshlight faq page? You can't figure out to use your fleshlight?!

ownt

Indeed.

 

[jagec]

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no Fleshlight?

 

[biggestmuff]

Jynx was only trying to give himself the boot.

 

[chuckywang]

My shoe would be too small.

 

[Jynx980]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
If the shoe fits...

Bhahah! That's pretty damn good!

Can you imagine being the one to come up with this, nay, suggest it to others?
"Well... you.. put it.. in your.. shoe."

Maybe worse is some guy smacking his head, saying "Of course! Use a shoe! What a great idea!"