A gift for a friend... doesn't want a knife or a flashlight.

[Zeze]

A groomsmen gift... this one kid has both and wants neither.

What should I get him? Budget is $40~.

I looked at Swiss army knife.. looks pretty unimpressive and very small at $40.

Anything guy related.... crap you may find in Brookstone. A nice pen? I don't know.

 

[lxskllr]

You said you don't want a knife, but are looking at knives?

 

[Sluggo]

I guess I don't understand bizarro-world where people tell you what gifts they would be willing to accept.

Lump of coal for you bitch.

 

[Brigandier]

I can see your dilemma, I'm pretty sure there are some models with built in flashlights so you don't have to get him a knife or a flashlight.

A light saber may also work.

 

[waggy]

I can see your dilemma, I'm pretty sure there are some models with built in flashlights so you don't have to get him a knife or a flashlight.

A light saber may also work.

BWahahha

I like that!


When i was best man at my buddies wedding he got me a nice pen set. it sits on my desk. I love it. it writes so well

 

[Schmide]

What guy wouldn't want a Fleshlight?

 

[Orignal Earl]

100% guarantee his new bride will love it too


edit-oops groomsmen gift, guess he's not the one getting married.. well GTA 5 all the way

 

[Fritzo]

Flask is always cool.

 

[SolMiester]

Flask is always cool.

+1, on the money mate...or perhaps a watch or signet ring or such?

 

[blankslate]

can't really get a quality watch for ~$40 imo and some people use their phones for timekeeping instead of a watch... 40 bucks can definitely get you a nice flask though.

 

[disappoint]

http://www.904happyhour.com/blog/crazy-flask-ideas

 

[Zeze]

Flask is a great idea! I got him a nice one + whiskey stones.

Thanks ATOT, even through few bad responses, you pulled through- as always.

 

[EMPshockwave82]

Get him a fleshlight and tell him to go fuck himself

 

[Wet Squirrel]

how about a fleshlight

 

[dawp]

I was going to suggest a pewter tankard but it looks like you already got a flask. they seem to go for from $30 on up.

 

[slayer202]

I guess I don't understand bizarro-world where people tell you what gifts they would be willing to accept.

Lump of coal for you bitch.

I demand the right to waste my money by giving people stuff they don't want! Fuck them for being honest! Selfish fools

 

[brainhulk]

If he dies of hepatic encephalopathy from years of alcohol abuse, I dont think you'll be able to forgive yourself.

I suggest the tinfoil hat wallet:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00CEK...f=ya_aw_oh_pit

 

[Exterous]

I don't know if anyone has suggested it yet but what about a Fleshlight?

 

[brainhulk]

that would be awesome if OP's fiance walked down the aisle to a row of groomsmen saluting her with their fleshlights

 

[JoetheLion]

awwwww what a shame, you've already suggested fleshlight :/

 

[Krazy4Real]

WTF... a fleshlight would get more use than a flask.

 

[waggy]

a flask? pft.

I got one too. it is a nice leather bound one with my initials on it. It has sat empty on my desk for 8 years...

now something like..hmm i know! a Fleshlight! that would get used!

 

[surfsatwerk]

Fleshlight

 

[jaedaliu]

I got Leatherman Juice series for my groomsmen. Was supposed to be inscribed with their names, but the lady at the jeweler didn't bother telling me it would look like shit, so the bought me new ones that I didn't have time to get personalized.

Apparently anodized aluminum has to be laser etched.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Option 1: (if somebody were getting me a gift, I would go with something similar to this, however, I already ordered what I am about to suggest.)

Go to Cigars International
Buy him one of the 5 packs that comes with a herfador and a lighter
They are $40.

The Bugatti lighter that comes with them is pretty impressive.

If your friend isn't really a cigar smoker, or if you aren't sure what types of cigars he prefers to smoke, I would recommend the Acid Kuba Kubas, they are infused so he will like the taste even if he's not after a cigar/leathery/earthy type taste. They are manly infused cigars though, so, for a guy who enjoys "real" cigars, these are STILL good.

I'm not going to link it here, but, I believe the deal is "El Gordo #42."



Option 2: What is his favorite saw? Get him some extra blades for his circ saw or table saw or whatever. Or oil and new chains for his chainsaw.


Option 3: Drill Bits!