A$$holes get chicks... Read this, it's funny...

[Mats]

The deacon effect...

 

[kulki]

too long for me

 

[bootymac]

<< too long for me >>

If he's talking about the loading, ditto

 

[Mats]

Read it later then. You'll enjoy it.

 

[LukFilm]

Genius...

 

[Stiler]

hah man that was so funny, even his "disclaimer" was hillarious. I couldn't ever do that though, gotsta be nice to the ladies

 

[j0lly]

<< The deacon effect... >>



Nice.

 

[Orsorum]

Interesting.

 

[bonk102]

that was hilarious, and sooooo true

 

[MrCodeDude]

I could never do that. I think my girlfriend would like me better if I was more of an asshole, she always wants to pay me back whenever we go out to eat or see a movie. She says she doesn't want to waste people's money.. It's all good though..

The story however was very funny. Sabastian must have been very good looking for two women to follow him around after all the stuff he did / said.
-- mrcodedude

 

[HombrePequeno]

Pure genius.

 

[Stifko]

I could never do that either, but maybe thats why I am single. I like what he said while browsing the LimpBizkut music section. Those women must be really young, mature females don't like that kind of dude ( I hope).

 

[Yzzim]

< Katie asked what my car was named, I told her, "The Skinny Little B#tch". >


ROFL

This is funny!!!!

 

[Shaka]

I've been doing a lot of research on how to rack the chicks.

That deacon story pretty much sums up my research. Be an asshole, treat women like objects, and reap the benefits of multiple nights of endless sex.

All my friends think I am a nice, shy guy. Passive, weak. I doubt I will ever become Deacon-esque, but if I had the cajones, I would do it in a second. You only live once.

 

[Scouzer]

Damn woman.

 

[joohang]

hahaha

It's especially hilarious after all the "why assholes get hot chicks" threads.

 

[HombrePequeno]

<< Sarah, the late bitch, showed up at my house at around 9:30. Luckily she was late for a date and not her period, because then she would be pregnant.
>>



LOL

 

[mchammer187]

funny sh|t

i have to try this at least once

i need to grow some ballz first though

 

[AlastorX82]

We talked about this in psych on Thursday.

"Rate of reinforcement
? Continuous reinforcement: reward after every response
? Random reinforcement: only sometimes reward
? Random better
? Exp: kids and temper tantrums, icky boyfriends/girlfriends
"

If you're always nice to someone, they take it for granted, and will be less likely to want to please you. If you're an a$$hole, you can better shape them to do what you want (in this case, like you), by being nice to them randomly.

 

[Gunther]

ROFL this is so funny.

 

[rayma2]

<< Interesting. >>

 

[b0mbrman]

OMG! :Q

 

[jonnyjack]

<< For Katie this would mean, possibly, suicide; for Sarah it would have meant murder-suicide. >>

hahahahahaha

 

[Keego]

<< she sat next to me again and even cuddled up. Possibly because I turned my heater off and it was 60 degrees in my house, she was stealing my body heat. B!tch. >>




ROFL!!

 

[Chrono]

pure genius indeed
must become an A$$sh0l3 to get more girls