A Hot Chick is coming over to your house

[highland145]

Newsflash - if she's coming over your house, she's not hungry (for food).

Mile high club?

 

[DigDog]

The amount of recipies in this thread is frightfully low.

 

[snoopy7548]

The recipe for Mayne's chili is just Mayne's chili. Not too difficult.


How about chicken piccata? I like this recipe, though I thicken the sauce more at the end.

https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/chicken_piccata/

A properly-made French onion soup would be excellent too.

And you can't forget about dessert - that's the most important course.

 

[Jeeebus]

In the unlikely event any hot chicks are reading this and my wife decides she wants to explore a hot chick threesome, I'll just throw out there that I've got 3 racks of back ribs on the smoker now which will be receiving some homemade mango bbq sauce when ready.

 

[DigDog]

Gibe homemade mango bbq recipe.

 

[XavierMace]

Ask her for a good recipe for your kidneys after she takes them.

 

[Oyeve]

A beef curry or vindaloo.

 

[soulcougher73]

That is one hot chick..en

 

[JM Aggie08]

Chicken Tikka Masala, or a cake. Won my wife over.

 

[WelshBloke]

Spaghetti alle vongole, because I can cook a really good one with my eyes closed so I can chat while cooking. It doesn't take long so I dont have to disappear into the kitchen for ages. Its fairly light so no one has to worry about being too bloated later on if things go well.

It's also a really tasty and attractive looking dish.

 

[William Gaatjes]

It has been a while since i made it but how about this :
Tagliatella with ham and mushroom.

This recipe is almost ok, but they forgot to add the tiny fine sclied parts of bacon that needs to be added as well.

http://www.cookeryskills.com/recipes/pasta-recipes/tagliatelle-with-ham-and-mushrooms/

• 200g fresh tagliatelle
• 100g lean smoked ham
• 50g baby mushrooms
• 50g chestnut mushrooms
• 350ml saffron cream
• 1 tablespoon olive oil
• 1 garlic clove
• 2 shallots
• 40ml brandy
• 10g parsley
• 30g Parmesan cheese
• Sea salt / pepper
  
  

It has been so long since i have made that.
I think i am going to make it again next week.

 

[Mayne]

I'm elevating manwich tonight. gonna add a chopped onion to the hamburger and cayenne powder....served on a fresh kaiser bun.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

This premise is too far-fetched to even consider. Can we stick with more realistic topics, like what present to get Godzilla if you're invited to his Bar Mitzvah?

 

[nOOky]

Date raisin cookies. Take any oatmeal raisin cookie recipe and add some dates along with a few white chocolate chips. Freeze the dough, then scoop out a chunk in a dessert dish, microwave it for about 45 seconds or until it's just gooey in the center, and add a scoop of French vanilla ice cream. If she doesn't like that slip her a roofie and Cosby her sweet ass.

 

[BurnItDwn]

...and you want to impress her by cooking something awesome; your master recipe. You pull out all the stops and source the best stuff, this dish isn't just food, it's you.

What will you prepare?

It doesn't matter what I make because if she has any sense, she's going to Ponyo's house.


EDIT, I am a decent cook, but I don't have "a thing" that I do better than anything else.

Some favorites:
blackened salmon, seared medium rare ribeye, marinated beef short ribs, lamb stew, goat stew, chettinad style egg curry, new orleans style andouille and sausage gumbo

 

[Mayne]

Date raisin cookies. Take any oatmeal raisin cookie recipe and add some dates along with a few white chocolate chips. Freeze the dough, then scoop out a chunk in a dessert dish, microwave it for about 45 seconds or until it's just gooey in the center, and add a scoop of French vanilla ice cream. If she doesn't like that slip her a roofie and Cosby her sweet ass.

lets break this recipe down a bit. Raisin NO!..dates NO! are you trying to piss off women?

 

[Kaido]

2 bowls of Reese’s puffs with 2% milk

 

[Kaido]

2%? Go whole milk or go home

I grew up on 2% and sometimes 1%. They were out of both one day (later in life, as an adult) & I got whole milk instead. I tasted like MILK! Full body, too. I then questioned my entire milk-drinking existence. Haven't bought anything other than whole since!

 

[IronWing]

If you have one answer to this question you are wrong. Your decision should be made based on who the women is and what she likes. Different things will impress different people and you should make your selection based on what will impress them the most. Are they and adventurous eater, do they shy away from spicy food, do they have an allergies or dietary restrictions? I can make my favorite or most technical dish but if it's not something that appeals to them then it is the wrong choice.

Dude, do you even stance of dominance?

 

[Kaido]

dates NO!

Serious question - have you had quality, fresh dates before? Because the dried-out kind in trail mix is probably one of the nastiest things on the planet. Fresh dates, however, are amazing - especially ones fresh off the tree. Semi-dry are okay. Quality can vary a lot. I had fresh Medjools from Costco once that were pretty awful. I think most Americans have not had a quality fresh date fruit experience & are missing out because of it!

 

[Mayne]

I used to love eating dates with my Mom back in the day. I"m just going under the assumption of my sister who hates anything that is a nut or raisin or date.

 

[Homerboy]

I grew up on 2% and sometimes 1%. They were out of both one day (later in life, as an adult) & I got whole milk instead. I tasted like MILK! Full body, too. I then questioned my entire milk-drinking existence. Haven't bought anything other than whole since!

I grew up on 2% as well. 1% sorta sucked. Skim... doesn't exist.
Wanna try something awesome? Go to a NICE restaurant... like sort of place that is $50 for a main course. And order a milk to drink (my wife loves when I do this). The only milk they have in the place is the milk they cook with it/s like whole milk and then some... it sticks to the side of the glass. It's incredible.

One of my all time favorite Swanson quotes.

 

[IronWing]

The amount of recipies in this thread is frightfully low.

1 can of SpaghettiOs with franks
2 slices of bacon (cooked)
1 packet mayonnaise (use Miracle Whip and that hot babe will never acknowledge your existence again)
1 packet yellow mustard (must be yellow, none of the fufu Obama shit)
2 tablespoons salsa fresca
4 tablespoons cooked pinto beans (optional)

Place SpaghettiOs in saucepan and heat until hot (remove from can first).
Pour hot SpaghettiOs into bowl (mention to your date that these S'ghettiOs ain't as hot as she is, or, if you're more confident, mention that your weenie is hot and ready to be eaten).
Place bacon on top of SpaghettiOs in a pleasing arrangement.
Apply contents of mayonnaise packet (mayonnaise) to SpaghettiOs.
Apply yellow mustard to SpaghettiOs.
Spoon salsa fresca onto SpaghettiOs.
Spoon beans onto SpaghettiOs (optional).
Serve naked.

 

[ElFenix]

a delicious spider roll

 

[WelshBloke]

Go to a NICE restaurant... like sort of place that is $50 for a main course. And order a milk to drink...

Thats a really weird thing to do!