A joke

[Tim]

WARNING: This is so dumb, but I can has lulz from it.


A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants.
The bartender quips, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper there?"

The pirate replies, "Aye, it's driven' me nuts!"

 

[Ruptga]

Let me be the first to say it.

uhhhhhh......

 

[ViviTheMage]

errrr

 

[MegaVovaN]

Are you crazy?

Repost x ELEVENTY BAJILION

 

[Tim]

It's okay, spew the hate, I usually fail and I'm quite used to it.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Lulz, why did the chicken cross the road????

 

[Tim]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Lulz, why did the chicken cross the road????

lulz wye?

 

[BurnItDwn]

That joke is only appropriate on talk like a pirate day.
It's bad enough that we have to hear it every single year, but hearing it every year, multiple times, that's too much!

 

[HammerCurl]

You need to watch the Peter Saarsgard pirate convention from SNL. I can't post it because everything is blocked at work.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: theplaidfad

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Lulz, why did the chicken cross the road????

lulz wye?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

omg rofflez!!!?!?!! lulz lulz kekekekekeke!!!!

 

[PlasmaBomb]

lulz

 

[benzylic]

ARGH

 

[BoomerD]

So where's the joke?
<Invokes Oldsmoboat's Law>

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN
Are you crazy?

Repost x ELEVENTY BAJILION

definitely

 

[mundane]

It's my favorite "X walks into a bar" joke, but is best presented with a rousing [verbal] "Yarrrr! It's driving me nuts!"

 

[Heller]

Whats the worst part about having sex with your sister?



putting her back in the crib

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Heller
Whats the worst part about having sex with your sister?



putting her back in the crib

LOL

 

[sutahz]

Well it's no 'better jake then lever'

 

[rasczak]

lol i posted this joke not more than 2-3 months ago. got the smae reactions i got a chuckle out it.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: sutahz
Well it's no 'better jake then lever'

Would that be "Better NATE than Lever?"

 

[conehead433]

Two nuns walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

 

[DawsonsDada]

Okay, I am easily amused.

I laughed.

 

[oogabooga]

I hate this joke.

One time a friend was saying it, and I coyly quipped that I knew this joke.

I told it except this is how I did it:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants.
The bartender quips, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper there?"

The pirate replies, "Aye, it's driven' me balls!"

Everyone stared at me for about 1 second before I started saying "NUTS, DRIVES ME NUTS", but to this day they haven't let it go. Every now and then if no one is saying something someone will go "arrgg" or "so a pirate walks into a bar...." and everyone laughs at me

 

[imported_Baloo]

Welcome to the internet.

 

[KLin]

Two hunters are out in the woods. One of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are closed.

The other hunter takes out his mobile phone and calls emergency services. ?My friend is dead!? he cries to the operator, ?What can I do?? The operator, in a calm voice says: ?Don?t worry. I can help. First, make sure he's dead.? There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Bang! The hunter?s voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what?"