- Jun 23, 2004
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So I'll try to be short but forgive me in advance, I'm sick & cranky.......
Toyota.....I don't care about the mustard and the nachos. I don't care about running over triggers with ANY car to make a splash pattern neon light show before the after party at the current rave celebrating your new Corolla. (plastic, already mechanically outdated POS)
Honda.....I don't care about you buying somebody $500 worth of groceries. Or new furniture. Or whatever other crap your "helpful Honda dealers in the blue shirts" can BUY someone. That has not ONE F#$%ing THING TO DO WITH YOUR CARS!!! I give a #@#$% about a QUALITY CAR!!
I realize this is old hat to them. They are in the business of making cheap, plastic, snap, crackle, pop cars with a decent engine & transmission and then loading them up with $1 chinese electronics and calling them GREAT, NEW & LOADED!!!
I'm not doing donuts or loop da loops or drifting or with my Toyota Camry or Honda Accord. I'm going to F@#$%@^%ing WORK for crying out loud. And when I'm on my way home after a stressful day I don't want to hear:
- my door humm for the uninsulated thin steel skin resonating
- nor the entire plastic interior buzzing, snapping, crackling & popping
- nor my sunroof pop, side view mirrors whistle
- or earn a rug burn on my elbow from the cheap-@$$ canvas/nylon/polyester (aka PLASTIC) seat covers you're putting on my seats these days!!
Make me a better @#$%@$#%ing CAR!!
/rant
Toyota.....I don't care about the mustard and the nachos. I don't care about running over triggers with ANY car to make a splash pattern neon light show before the after party at the current rave celebrating your new Corolla. (plastic, already mechanically outdated POS)
Honda.....I don't care about you buying somebody $500 worth of groceries. Or new furniture. Or whatever other crap your "helpful Honda dealers in the blue shirts" can BUY someone. That has not ONE F#$%ing THING TO DO WITH YOUR CARS!!! I give a #@#$% about a QUALITY CAR!!
I realize this is old hat to them. They are in the business of making cheap, plastic, snap, crackle, pop cars with a decent engine & transmission and then loading them up with $1 chinese electronics and calling them GREAT, NEW & LOADED!!!
I'm not doing donuts or loop da loops or drifting or with my Toyota Camry or Honda Accord. I'm going to F@#$%@^%ing WORK for crying out loud. And when I'm on my way home after a stressful day I don't want to hear:
- my door humm for the uninsulated thin steel skin resonating
- nor the entire plastic interior buzzing, snapping, crackling & popping
- nor my sunroof pop, side view mirrors whistle
- or earn a rug burn on my elbow from the cheap-@$$ canvas/nylon/polyester (aka PLASTIC) seat covers you're putting on my seats these days!!
Make me a better @#$%@$#%ing CAR!!
/rant