A pome I wrote for, and about, brianmanahan

[schneiderguy]

There once was a man named Brian
He had the strength of a lion
But then he got sick, and chopped off his dick
Then he was a lady named Brian

Now the lady named Brian was pretty
She had her choice of all boys in the city
But when they went to hump, and the boys saw the stump
The lady named Brian ended up lonely

Lonely Brian began to write pomes
She wrote thousands upon thousands of tomes
Her pomes began to get fans, and led to some bans
Brian was no longer lonely

The legend of Brian now has spread
Her pomes will never be dead
If you ask the lot, this is what you got:
brianmanahan is the queen of A-TOT

 

[IronWing]

Elite! Elite! Elite!

 

[Charmonium]

So ummm, if he's the queen, then what are the rest of us?

There can be only one. Minus one? I'm confused

 

[schneiderguy]

Elite! Elite! Elite!

Glad you liked it! It's a fictional story. I don't actually know how brianmanahan got so good at writing pomes.

 

[highland145]

So ummm, if he's the queen, then what are the rest of us?

There can be only one. Minus one? I'm confused

Peons.



Member callout. Ban.

 

[brianmanahan]

rhyming "city" and "lonely" takes GUTS

i RESPECT that

 

[brianmanahan]

Member callout. Ban.

he had a good run, i really thought he was going to make it to 20 years

 

[bbhaag]

I don't really like your pome. It sounds condescending and rude to me but that's just my take on it.

Perhaps other members here find it funny but I don't.

 

[brianmanahan]

I don't really like your pome. It sounds condescending and rude to me but that's just my take on it.

Perhaps other members here find it funny but I don't.

i believe it is an homage to my ancient ATOT pome/sig:

she was a broad and burly man,
her name was brian manahan.

this sentence spontanesouly appeared in my brain about 22 years ago, and remained in there long enough to spentonously appear again when i needed to think of a username to create an ATOT account in 2006.

 

[brianmanahan]

eventually i replaced my sig with an homage to a poet even greater than i, the late t. s. eliot.

his poem entitled "the love song of j. alfred prufrock" describes my life like no other work truly could.

 

[bbhaag]

i believe it is an homage to my ancient ATOT pome/sig:

she was a broad and burly man,
her name was brian manahan.

this sentence spontanesouly appeared in my brain about 22 years ago, and remained in there long enough to spentonously appear again when i needed to think of a username to create an ATOT account in 2006.

eventually i replaced my sig with an homage to a poet even greater than i, the late t. s. eliot.

his poem entitled "the love song of j. alfred prufrock" describes my life like no other work truly could.

Why you making excuses for bad behavior? Is it because the closing of AnadTech brought all these older members back?

 

[BoomerD]

I don't really like your pome. It sounds condescending and rude to me but that's just my take on it.

Perhaps other members here find it funny but I don't.

Rude and condecending? Schneiderguy? Whoda thunk it?

 

[WelshBloke]

i believe it is an homage to my ancient ATOT pome/sig:

she was a broad and burly man,
her name was brian manahan.

this sentence spontanesouly appeared in my brain about 22 years ago, and remained in there long enough to spentonously appear again when i needed to think of a username to create an ATOT account in 2006.

My world is shaken to the core with the news that your name isn't actually Brian Manahan!

 

[IronWing]

My world is shaken to the core with the news that your name isn't actually Brian Manahan!

There once was a man named whatever
He thought a pseudonym quite clever
He called himself Brian but he was a lyin'
He's worse than better Nate than lever.

 

[bbhaag]

There once was a man named whatever
He thought a pseudonym quite clever
He called himself Brian but he was a lyin'
He's worse than better Nate than lever.

I love encouraging bad behavior so lets rock this. Way to go @IronWing that was really funny.

 

[BoomerD]

I love encouraging bad behavior so lets rock this. Way to go @IronWing that was really funny.

I don't know about bad behavior...but that's definitely bad pometry.

 

[Charmonium]

If you go to the zoo mainly to see the chips jerk off and throw shit at the visitors... oh and we're not talking 3 day old coprolites. Then you go there and get hit with some hot, steamy monkey shit, well, it seems a bit . . .let's just say 'inapposite' to object.

 

[IronWing]

I don't know about bad behavior...but that's definitely bad pometry.

There once was a man named Boomer
Who had an anal tumor
His head in his ass, he let a thought pass
And dumped a load in his bloomers

 

[nakedfrog]

Bit derivative of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, but I'll allow it.

 

[Charmonium]

Bit derivative of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, but I'll allow it.

Wow, that's reaching way back into the memory archives - back before the endogenous fungi became sentient. Such a dark time

 

[schneiderguy]

I don't really like your pome. It sounds condescending and rude to me but that's just my take on it.

Perhaps other members here find it funny but I don't.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Callout thread, ban.

 

[BoomerD]

BrianManahan, he's OK,
But every once in a while...
He'll say something that gets him banned...
And he becomes CryinManahan.