A story of epic failure

[jtvang125]

A fight erupts between a couple whose marriage has turned sour for some time. Things start escalating and the husband threatens to kill his wife with a knife. Instead of calling the police herself she calls her elderly parents. Unfortunately said parents don't know a single word of english but somehow knows to call 911 for help. The cops come over to the parent's house to investigate the call and due to the lack of english they fail to describe what the situation was. In desperation the father runs to the kitchen and runs back to the cops with a knife to his throat in an attempt to show the cops what was happening to his daughter. Not knowing what was going on the cops think it's a suicide and tase the elderly father. Not only does the father get knocked unconscious but the husband gets the ultimate blame with no apology accepted.

 

[BassBomb]

k

 

[Vehemence]

wat

 

[Jeff7]

Yes, a story of epic failure indeed, in more than one way.

Source? Link? Pics?

 

[HammerCurl]

I wouldn't really say that's funny.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

may i buy the screenplay rights?

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
may i buy the screenplay rights?

it's a public forum...

 

[thomsbrain]

um... what?

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: funkymatt

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
may i buy the screenplay rights?

it's a public forum...

I DOUBLE HIS BID!

 

[bigrash]

wtf

 

[Vette73]

Moral of the story: learn english.
That way you can say "Don't taze me bro..." in broken english.

 

[Toasthead]

ummm WHAT?

 

[RichUK]

Righto

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975
Moral of the story: learn english.
That way you can say "Don't taze me bro..." in broken english.

It didn't help that dude in Florida and he said it in PERFECT English.

Another Moral: Call the cops and you or a loved one WILL be tazed.

That's all we hear about these days....cops have a Batman complex and feel like they must utilize every stupid gadget on their utility belts in EVERY situation.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

You're right. This story was epic failure.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: Marlin1975
Moral of the story: learn english.
That way you can say "Don't taze me bro..." in broken english.

It didn't help that dude in Florida and he said it in PERFECT English.

Another Moral: Call the cops and you or a loved one WILL be tazed.

That's all we hear about these days....cops have a Batman complex and feel like they must utilize every stupid gadget on their utility belts in EVERY situation.

So, the cops thinking it was about to be a suicide tased a man with a knife, knocking him unconscious.

On the other hand, you apparently would have preferred they allow him to continue.

Why the huge chip on your shoulder?

Yes, it's all we hear about. The news is in the business of bad news, not usually good news. Good news is far too common, and the animal public is more interested in the misery of others.

 

[dabuddha]

uhhhh

 

[AdamK47]

Stop fighting with your wife so your father-in-law isn't put in a situation like that. While your at it, sign them up for some English lessons. It'll help smooth over a bad situation.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

No

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: AdamK47
Stop fighting with your wife so your father-in-law isn't put in a situation like that. While your at it, sign them up for some English lessons. It'll help smooth over a bad situation.

this.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
A fight erupts between a couple whose marriage has turned sour for some time. Things start escalating and the husband threatens to kill his wife with a knife. Instead of calling the police herself she calls her elderly parents. Unfortunately said parents don't know a single word of english but somehow knows to call 911 for help. The cops come over to the parent's house to investigate the call and due to the lack of english they fail to describe what the situation was. In desperation the father runs to the kitchen and runs back to the cops with a knife to his throat in an attempt to show the cops what was happening to his daughter. Not knowing what was going on the cops think it's a suicide and tase the elderly father. Not only does the father get knocked unconscious but the husband gets the ultimate blame with no apology accepted.

Somehow know to call police? So you are saying that the daughter doesnt know how to speak to her parents? What else in this story is BS?

 

[lizardboy]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE???

 

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