A thread for my chosen peeps...(THATS THE JEWS)

[schizoid]

Anyone else in the tribe here, or just me?

I'm wondering because I wanna catch a ride to the 2003 Media Control Summit. I missed last year and I want to make sure I'm going to make it this year.

 

[guapo337]

my friend is half jewish.

he claims that jews are.. uhh... better endowed than christians. i beg to differ.

*ahem*

well, uh, a bump for you and your cause?

i hope you get to your summit

 

[XMan]

Would a Jewish ninja use throwing Stars of David?

Oy, that would sting.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: guapo337
my friend is half jewish.

he claims that jews are.. uhh... better endowed than christians. i beg to differ.

*ahem*

well, uh, a bump for you and your cause?

i hope you get to your summit

Well, you want to know the truth? Apparently we are.

See, I always thought it was the opposite. I always thouht Jews were sort of mousy guys (Woody Allen-esque) or whatever, who pretended to be Italians in order to get chicks in the sack, right (since Italians are supposed to be all manly and virile or whatever).

Every girl that I've bothered to ask (and that's a lot, since I was so intruiged by this) seems to support, as a general rule, the fact that Jewish guys are packin'. One girl went so far as to call it Capitol T Capitol R (as in, "the rumor"...her friends would ask her, whenever they heard she was dating a jewish guy "So...TR?!").

So, yeah, I was as suprised as anyone, to tell you the truth.

But yeah, I certainly fit "the rumor". =]

 

[QueHuong]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: guapo337
my friend is half jewish.

he claims that jews are.. uhh... better endowed than christians. i beg to differ.

*ahem*

well, uh, a bump for you and your cause?

i hope you get to your summit

Well, you want to know the truth? Apparently we are.

See, I always thought it was the opposite. I always thouht Jews were sort of mousy guys (Woody Allen-esque) or whatever, who pretended to be Italians in order to get chicks in the sack, right (since Italians are supposed to be all manly and virile or whatever).

Every girl that I've bothered to ask (and that's a lot, since I was so intruiged by this) seems to support, as a general rule, the fact that Jewish guys are packin'. One girl went so far as to call it Capitol T Capitol R (as in, "the rumor"...her friends would ask her, whenever they heard she was dating a jewish guy "So...TR?!").

So, yeah, I was as suprised as anyone, to tell you the truth.

But yeah, I certainly fit "the rumor". =]

That smiley means you're joking right? Otherwise, you're like every one of those other LOSERS on Yahoo chatrooms bragging about their 12" man-meat trying desperately to get fat chicks to cyber with them.

I can't believe people still lie about having big dicks on the internet.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Your chosen peeps? The Jews? In the tribe here?

GET A FREAKIN LIFE!!!

 

[guapo337]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: guapo337
my friend is half jewish.

he claims that jews are.. uhh... better endowed than christians. i beg to differ.

*ahem*

well, uh, a bump for you and your cause?

i hope you get to your summit

Well, you want to know the truth? Apparently we are.

See, I always thought it was the opposite. I always thouht Jews were sort of mousy guys (Woody Allen-esque) or whatever, who pretended to be Italians in order to get chicks in the sack, right (since Italians are supposed to be all manly and virile or whatever).

Every girl that I've bothered to ask (and that's a lot, since I was so intruiged by this) seems to support, as a general rule, the fact that Jewish guys are packin'. One girl went so far as to call it Capitol T Capitol R (as in, "the rumor"...her friends would ask her, whenever they heard she was dating a jewish guy "So...TR?!").

So, yeah, I was as suprised as anyone, to tell you the truth.

But yeah, I certainly fit "the rumor". =]

TR?

and FFM: dont be an a$$. we've had this chat before.

and yeah, i think schizoid is joking.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: MindStorm

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: guapo337
my friend is half jewish.

he claims that jews are.. uhh... better endowed than christians. i beg to differ.

*ahem*

well, uh, a bump for you and your cause?

i hope you get to your summit

Well, you want to know the truth? Apparently we are.

See, I always thought it was the opposite. I always thouht Jews were sort of mousy guys (Woody Allen-esque) or whatever, who pretended to be Italians in order to get chicks in the sack, right (since Italians are supposed to be all manly and virile or whatever).

Every girl that I've bothered to ask (and that's a lot, since I was so intruiged by this) seems to support, as a general rule, the fact that Jewish guys are packin'. One girl went so far as to call it Capitol T Capitol R (as in, "the rumor"...her friends would ask her, whenever they heard she was dating a jewish guy "So...TR?!").

So, yeah, I was as suprised as anyone, to tell you the truth.

But yeah, I certainly fit "the rumor". =]

That smiley means you're joking right? Otherwise, you're like every one of those other LOSERS on Yahoo chatrooms bragging about their 12" man-meat trying desperately to get fat chicks to cyber with them.

I can't believe people still lie about having big dicks on the internet.

Well, I'm not trying to cyber fat chicks...and no, I'm not packin' 12" champ. Think about this, buddy...what, am I "hoping" that Geekbabe or Luvly or one of the other 4 chicks on ATOT just "happen" onto this thread and then are somehow mesmerized by my comments about large dickdom and then decide to move to Norcal and bone me? Ummm...riiiiiight. That's exactly what I was hoping would happen.

Or, maybe, I was just sharing some experience and knowledge.

Trust me dude...I've seen pics of the chicks on this board. I wouldn't hit any of them.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Sorry.

 

[QueHuong]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: MindStorm

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: guapo337
my friend is half jewish.

he claims that jews are.. uhh... better endowed than christians. i beg to differ.

*ahem*

well, uh, a bump for you and your cause?

i hope you get to your summit

Well, you want to know the truth? Apparently we are.

See, I always thought it was the opposite. I always thouht Jews were sort of mousy guys (Woody Allen-esque) or whatever, who pretended to be Italians in order to get chicks in the sack, right (since Italians are supposed to be all manly and virile or whatever).

Every girl that I've bothered to ask (and that's a lot, since I was so intruiged by this) seems to support, as a general rule, the fact that Jewish guys are packin'. One girl went so far as to call it Capitol T Capitol R (as in, "the rumor"...her friends would ask her, whenever they heard she was dating a jewish guy "So...TR?!").

So, yeah, I was as suprised as anyone, to tell you the truth.

But yeah, I certainly fit "the rumor". =]

That smiley means you're joking right? Otherwise, you're like every one of those other LOSERS on Yahoo chatrooms bragging about their 12" man-meat trying desperately to get fat chicks to cyber with them.

I can't believe people still lie about having big dicks on the internet.

Well, I'm not trying to cyber fat chicks...and no, I'm not packin' 12" champ. Think about this, buddy...what, am I "hoping" that Geekbabe or Luvly or one of the other 4 chicks on ATOT just "happen" onto this thread and then are somehow mesmerized by my comments about large dickdom and then decide to move to Norcal and bone me? Ummm...riiiiiight. That's exactly what I was hoping would happen.

Or, maybe, I was just sharing some experience and knowledge.

Trust me dude...I've seen pics of the chicks on this board. I wouldn't hit any of them.

Oh, get ready for some flaming. AT may be full of desperate geeks, but for the most part, they're fiercely loyal to the female members on this board.


As for the whole bragging about having a large weiner, my point is that bragging about online is just overly pathetic - people here would sometimes joke about it, but here you are, actually being serious. The only people I see doing that anymore are the dumbasses in general chatrooms who think people are actually impressed by such bragging, lie or not.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: guapo337

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: guapo337
my friend is half jewish.

he claims that jews are.. uhh... better endowed than christians. i beg to differ.

*ahem*

well, uh, a bump for you and your cause?

i hope you get to your summit

Well, you want to know the truth? Apparently we are.

See, I always thought it was the opposite. I always thouht Jews were sort of mousy guys (Woody Allen-esque) or whatever, who pretended to be Italians in order to get chicks in the sack, right (since Italians are supposed to be all manly and virile or whatever).

Every girl that I've bothered to ask (and that's a lot, since I was so intruiged by this) seems to support, as a general rule, the fact that Jewish guys are packin'. One girl went so far as to call it Capitol T Capitol R (as in, "the rumor"...her friends would ask her, whenever they heard she was dating a jewish guy "So...TR?!").

So, yeah, I was as suprised as anyone, to tell you the truth.

But yeah, I certainly fit "the rumor". =]

TR?

and FFM: dont be an a$$. we've had this chat before.

and yeah, i think schizoid is joking.

He can't help it. He's probably Christian. Heh.

And no, I wasn't joking, but that's neither here nor there.

But, hey, I wasn't trying to talk about schlongs (or, in the gentile case, schlorts...heh), I was trying to see if I was the only Jewish person here.


So settle down folks, but your lil' smokeys back in your pants, have yourself a coke and a smile and chill the F out.

Heh.

 

[notfred]

Jewish Media Control Summit, huh? Is that before or after the Trilateral Commision Convention?

 

[Iron Woode]

I once picked up a Jewish stripper. She was great. I miss her as she was very nice and well mannered.

No this is not a joke, so don't be waiting for a punch line.

PS: I tried (successfully) to get her out of stripping. Last I heard she was doing well as a receptionist.

PPS: I am Christian.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: MindStorm<br

Oh, get ready for some flaming. AT may be full of desperate geeks, but for the most part, they're fiercely loyal to the female members on this board.

Flame away.

I'm allowed to say who I'd tag and who I wouldn't, right? And I'm sure none of them would get with me or whatever, which is just fine by me.

And Notfred, yeah, the Convention is held at our underground lair in the middle of the country. There we meet and control the media, as well as several of our subsidiary companies (the diamond importing trade, camera stores, things like that)

And Iron Woode...this is funny. I post a message seeing if anyone out there in ATOT is Jewish (not that I was expecting much of a reply...most people here seem like right wing morons, not exactly the Jewish stereotype, although I have met some) and I get replies telling me that they've "met" a Jew or had some strange auxilliary contact with one.

Sigh.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: MindStorm<br

Oh, get ready for some flaming. AT may be full of desperate geeks, but for the most part, they're fiercely loyal to the female members on this board.

Flame away.

I'm allowed to say who I'd tag and who I wouldn't, right? And I'm sure none of them would get with me or whatever, which is just fine by me.

And Notfred, yeah, the Convention is held at our underground lair in the middle of the country. There we meet and control the media, as well as several of our subsidiary companies (the diamond importing trade, camera stores, things like that)

And Iron Woode...this is funny. I post a message seeing if anyone out there in ATOT is Jewish (not that I was expecting much of a reply...most people here seem like right wing morons, not exactly the Jewish stereotype, although I have met some) and I get replies telling me that they've "met" a Jew or had some strange auxilliary contact with one.

Sigh.

What did you expect in ATOT?

 

[aphex]

Sheckit Blavakasha

<--- in the tribe.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: MindStorm<br

Oh, get ready for some flaming. AT may be full of desperate geeks, but for the most part, they're fiercely loyal to the female members on this board.

Flame away.

I'm allowed to say who I'd tag and who I wouldn't, right? And I'm sure none of them would get with me or whatever, which is just fine by me.

And Notfred, yeah, the Convention is held at our underground lair in the middle of the country. There we meet and control the media, as well as several of our subsidiary companies (the diamond importing trade, camera stores, things like that)

And Iron Woode...this is funny. I post a message seeing if anyone out there in ATOT is Jewish (not that I was expecting much of a reply...most people here seem like right wing morons, not exactly the Jewish stereotype, although I have met some) and I get replies telling me that they've "met" a Jew or had some strange auxilliary contact with one.

Sigh.

I may not be Jewish, but at least I got your reference... and I'm not a right-wing moron

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: aphex
Sheckit Blavakasha

<--- in the tribe.

Yay!


Rock on Jews!

So, is "the rumor" true? heh.

And Notfred, I'm glad you're not a right wing moron, and i'm glad you got the reference (although, I'm honestly a little scared about joking about that convention crap. Some of the rubes here seem like the backwoods, child-molesting, high-life drinkin' folk that actually believe that crap)

 

[wolf550e]

It's "sheqet bevakasha", aphex.

 

[newbiepcuser]

Well, I'm not trying to cyber fat chicks...and no, I'm not packin' 12" champ. Think about this, buddy...what, am I "hoping" that Geekbabe or Luvly or one of the other 4 chicks on ATOT just "happen" onto this thread and then are somehow mesmerized by my comments about large dickdom and then decide to move to Norcal and bone me? Ummm...riiiiiight. That's exactly what I was hoping would happen.

Or, maybe, I was just sharing some experience and knowledge.

Trust me dude...I've seen pics of the chicks on this board. I wouldn't hit any of them.

Was that a necessary comment?

Oh, get ready for some flaming. AT may be full of desperate geeks, but for the most part, they're fiercely loyal to the female members on this board.

Seems like there has been a lot of bashing towards a female member and accusation of being "attention" whore. I wouldn't call it fiercely loyal here, its who ever puts out the most pics.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser

Well, I'm not trying to cyber fat chicks...and no, I'm not packin' 12" champ. Think about this, buddy...what, am I "hoping" that Geekbabe or Luvly or one of the other 4 chicks on ATOT just "happen" onto this thread and then are somehow mesmerized by my comments about large dickdom and then decide to move to Norcal and bone me? Ummm...riiiiiight. That's exactly what I was hoping would happen.

Or, maybe, I was just sharing some experience and knowledge.

Trust me dude...I've seen pics of the chicks on this board. I wouldn't hit any of them.

Was that a necessary comment?

Oh, get ready for some flaming. AT may be full of desperate geeks, but for the most part, they're fiercely loyal to the female members on this board.

Seems like there has been a lot of bashing towards a female member and accusation of being "attention" whore. I wouldn't call it fiercely loyal here, its who ever puts out the most pics.

Well champ, you could easily argue that nothing on ATOT is "necessary". I was trying to prove the point (which I did) that the idea that I'm ranting on how girthy my schlong is in hopes of getting some chick here is more than a little farfetched and pretty much the stupidest thing I've heard all week.

I'm not attracted to the girls here. I'm sure there are plenty of girls who aren't attracted to me. It happens (hotchic seems like a cool cat thought...she can hang).

So...WHERE ARE MY JEWS AT?! IN THE FRONT? IN THE BACK?

 

[Placer14]

Originally posted by: wolf550e
It's "sheqet bevakasha", aphex.

Jacob, he's sorry and he'll enver do it again.

 

[Orsorum]

I knew a jewish girl once. She was fun.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
I knew a jewish girl once. She was fun.

I knew this Jewish carpenter once. He had a lot to say...he had a lot of nothing to say. Wait...never mind. :evil:

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: Orsorum
I knew a jewish girl once. She was fun.

I knew this Jewish carpenter once. He had a lot to say...he had a lot of nothing to say. Wait...never mind. :evil:

Was he patient, kind, and persecuted by the Sanhedrin?