a young woman was pulled over...

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the TX State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, lipping open his ticket book, she said,
"I bet your are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball."
He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car

 

[MercenaryForHire]

That was actually pretty funny.

- M4H

 

[DougK62]

That's as old as the dingleberry on my ass.

But still funny.

 

[hdeck]

first time i've heard it. that was great:beer:

 

[ISAslot]

funny!

Now why did he open is notebook with his lips?

 

[bradruth]

That's a really old one. I hope someone tries to pull that one on me someday.

 

[waggy]

yeah old but still funny!

 

[TitanDiddly]

Nice!

 

[KarenMarie]

 

[rodgerthedodger]

no balls! hahaha, ROFL! :laugh:

 

[bugsysiegel]

heh

old, but kinda funny still.

 

[thawolfman]

Originally posted by: hdeck
first time i've heard it. that was great:beer:

:laugh:

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: rodgerthedodger
no balls! hahaha, ROFL! :laugh:

that joke made you sign up?...

 

[CaseTragedy]

nice. :thumbsup:

 

[ohtwell]

Hahahaha!!


: ) Amanda

 

[EvilYoda]

mmm...it was okay.

 

[UF Jspec]

Originally posted by: DougK62
That's as old as the dingleberry on my ass.

But still funny.

Did a female just write that?!? Sweet!

EDIT: Or is it a dude with a female icon? Scary.

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: UF Jspec

Originally posted by: DougK62
That's as old as the dingleberry on my ass.

But still funny.

Did a female just write that?!? Sweet!

EDIT: Or is it a dude with a female icon? Scary.

Yes. That's the problem with this intarweb thing, too many e-transvestites.

 

[MikeMike]

true story....

My aunt got pulled over. cop went to hand her a ticket, the wind took the ticket and blew it out into the road.
The cop then ran after it.
My aunt shouted out the window
"Be careful, people drive pretty fast down that road!!!"

MIKE

 

[saxophonoia]

haha.....first time i've heard that one

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: bradruth
That's a really old one. I hope someone tries to pull that one on me someday.

I'm implying that you're an officer of the law... my question.... what would you do?

 

[Kadarin]

Roofleskatez!

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Yes Funny, last thing i read today on anandtech bye.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: bradruth
That's a really old one. I hope someone tries to pull that one on me someday.

I'm implying that you're an officer of the law... my question.... what would you do?

Yes, I am an "officer of the law." I'd probably say "Is this the part where I say I have no balls?" and maybe give a wink if she's attractive.

 

[Fenixgoon]

OWNT!