AAAGH!!!! I'm gonna cut off her legs!!!!

[Windogg]

Wouldn't you know it. I was zipping up 1.8GB worth of files that needed to be burned to a CD. It needs to be out with the next FexEx shipment so time is of the essence. I slowly saw the numbers creep up 10%, 20%, 60%, 90%. Guess what? At 97%, some woman comes running into my office. Say, "I need a cable like this." Looks down on the floor and picks up the power cable that gave juice to the system I was using to compress the files. My heart sank when I heard to fan spin down.

"Oooops, was it important?"

I think I'm going to lunch. A LOOOOOONG lunch.

EDIT: BTW, the system I am using is a Pentium 166.

Windogg

 

[geno]

I would've killer her right there. You didn't yell at her or cuss her out at least?

 

[PhaZe]

Next time you see her workin on the computer, go up to the tower and hit the reset button and say, oops was that important?

 

[rominl]

oh Windogg, you have very good patience.... I would have kicked her out right the way

 

[MisFit]

You didnt slap the person? Ideally I dont believe in violence, but there are times...

Actually WHAT did you say to her?

 

[Elledan]

<<&quot;Oooops, was it important?&quot;>>

&quot;Nope, not in the least. I'll only have to kill you for doing that&quot;

Who was that woman, anyway?

 

[MooCow]

Sounds like her legs aren't the problem, more like she lost her brain in some terrible accident and now just goes around randomly pulling power cords.

hope the rest of your day goes better

Some how I get the feeling you were to much in shock to yell perhaps...

 

[ratkil]

Hey, be nice to her, she only charged me $5 for her to do that.

 

[ATLien247]

If you ever happen to visit her in the hospital while she is on life support, be sure to return the favor...

 

[Adul]

Hang her by her thumbs with the very card she pulled herself.

 

[bigbootydaddy]

Windogg, can we please switch jobs?? i dont care if i get your pay, but having an excuse to behead that person would relieve me from a lot of stress.

 

[SmiZ]

Nothing says &quot;I hate you&quot; like a baseball bat to the side of the head.

 

[Windogg]

I was actually speechless. It's kinda like seeing severe car accident and the suddenness of everything just destroys all ability to comprehend the situation. I think my silence told the entire story because she ran the hell out like there was no tomorrow. Well, it's chugging along again and I have is a chicken caesar salad to dull the pain.

Windogg

 

[divinemartyr]

<< I was actually speechless. It's kinda like seeing severe car accident and the suddenness of everything just destroys all ability to comprehend the situation. I think my silence told the entire story because she ran the hell out like there was no tomorrow. Well, it's chugging along again and I have is a chicken caesar salad to dull the pain. >>



You were gone less than a half-hour! Looks like you need to take a little more of a break, but then again, you might have more patience than I do.

dm

 

[TuOni]

hmmm i would have to agree with you there

 

[Windogg]

Nope, still eating. The door is LOCKED this time.

 

[zippy]

Locked!? That won't keep the janitors out! Put a cabinet in front of the door! Blast...that won't keep the elephants out. JUST HURRY- HURRY WINDOGG! We don't have much time! :Q :Q :Q Ohhhhh the horror! :Q

On a serious note, I would have calmly said, &quot;Come here a second.&quot; Then slammed her face into the keyboard...repeatedly.

 

[BoberFett]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while!

 

[Elledan]

<<On a serious note, I would have calmly said, &quot;Come here a second.&quot; Then slammed her face into the keyboard...repeatedly. >>

Don't forget to ask afterwards: &quot;Oops, did that hurt?&quot;

 

[Phatty]

lol

 

[zippy]

Elledan, no, at that point poetic justice would have been completely erased by my fit of rage.

 

[Namuna]

My suggestion:
Eat a bunch of whatever that gives you the WORST smellin gas, then go to wherever she sits and 'share'.

 

[Phatty]

Go visit the best pranks thread

 

[Windogg]

Phatty, search the archives for the word &quot;revenge&quot; and look for a thread started by me. You will then learn the fate of the perp.

 

[Adul]

Ahh but revenge should come in new and innovative ideas.