darkxshade
Lifer
- Mar 31, 2001
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You're not doing a real pushup cause your junk is assisting you at the bottom. Real men put holes on the ground so they can go deeper and get that extra burn.
My dick hits the floor even when I'm standing.
I want to get into a fight
You got a UTI from naked pushups? Maybe stop spending so much time doing crunches and a little more time vacuuming.
"It's true, honey. Look, I even posted about it on my favorite forum, subjecting myself to ridicule and derision by my bestest only friends."Nice story for your SO. Now go see the doc, get your shots and drop that hooker you've been seeing.
Wait until you get older. The "boys" will give you an early warning that "it" is about to touch the floor.
after 35 years of having these things, you would think I would know how to sit down without squishing a nut
"It's true, honey. Look, I even posted about it on my favorite forum, subjecting myself to ridicule and derision by my bestest only friends."
You dirty floor fucker!
reminds me of one of my latest tweets:
unintended TMI on top of intended TMI itt
I myself was thinking knotty pine, and he had a special 'knothole' he was working over.
IMO, there's only two things you should do nude, bathe and have sex.
There's lots of other great things to do while nude...swim, jog, yoga, eat, sleep, ATOT, cook, etc, etc.
Nude is the best state for almost all things. Except cooking bacon.