Accurate Movie Titles

[DarrelSPowers]

Okay, so my brother and I were talking about movies we've seen recently, and how they could be re-titled to more accurately reflect the plot... so far we've got two:

Avatar = Pocahontas in Space
Daybreakers = The Matrix with Vampires

So, does ATOT have any others we can add to the list? Maybe we can start some new movie review site to give people a better idea of what they're about to see? The possibilities are endless!

 

[acheron]

I liked "Dances With Smurfs" for Avatar.

 

[Possessed Freak]

Ferngully + Sigourney Weaver - Robin Williams = Avatar

 

[Locut0s]

Indiana Jones and the kingdom of... ah fuck why bother.

 

[Locut0s]

Star Wars - Another Billion for me Nothing for you

 

[PepePeru]

Fargo = Murders in Minnesota

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

White Chicks: Racist Crossdressers who arent funny acting like Complete Tools.
Borat Cultural Learning of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation Kazahkstan: Borats Cock.

 

[Gibson486]

Anything involving Dane Cook: Not Funny, Do not bother.

 

[lxskllr]

The Patriot-Braveheart in America

 

[CPA]

The Patriot-Braveheart in America

We Were Soldiers - Braveheart in Vietnam

It's a Mel Gibson Trilogy

 

[PatrickBateman]

We Were Soldiers - Braveheart in Vietnam

It's a Mel Gibson Trilogy

Passion of the ....aww nevermind

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Snakes on a Plane.

...okay, so that one couldn't possibly be more accurate without a Jackson quote.

 

[apac]

Tropic Thunder: Robert Downey Jr. Playing a Black Man

 

[lifeobry]

Avatar - Cinematic Brilliance :awe:

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

We Were Soldiers - Braveheart in Vietnam

It's a Mel Gibson Trilogy

What Women Want: Gay Braveheart

 

[ivan2]

Ninja Assasins - Taekwondo Fighting Korean Ninjas

 

[thraashman]

Boogie Nights - Marky Mark's big penis adventure
Transformers 2 - Megan Fox runs in slow motion
New Moon - Crap to make preteen girls scream
Inglorious Basterds - Tarantino's Best Director Oscar Where Brad Pitt Kills Nazis
Indiana Jones/Crystal Skull - Legal Argument why I should be allowed to murder Directors

 

[phreaqe]

man on fire: man who was not actually lit on fire but has a "fiery"passion for revenge

 

[Inspector Jihad]

What Women Want: Gay Braveheart

i lol'd

 

[gabemcg]

Dolly parton!

 

[zinfamous]

The Patriot-Braveheart in America

so very true. Every damn character was rehashed and repackaged.

 

[zinfamous]

Avatar - Cinematic Brilliance :awe:

I get it now: You're 12.

 

[MAKENITO]

i lol'd

Me too.

 

[gabemcg]

Maria Full of Grace = Maria Full of Latex Wrapped Cocaine Pellets

 

[lifeobry]

I get it now: You're 12.

Avatar: rly cool movie imma see it agin xD :awe: