Afraid of lifts?

[AndImSinging]

Used to be.

 

[allisolm]

Tall enough not to need them, but not afraid of them.

 

[nakedfrog]

Can I give you a lift?

 

[IronWing]

Wasn’t sure if weight room or world’s dullest amusement park ride.

 

[highland145]

Come at me, mini bro.

 

[IronWing]

How come a car lift uses a jack but a carjack doesn’t use a lift?

 

[highland145]

Couple of years back, a uni SC law student, graduating, got in the not uber car after a night of drinking. 24 stab wounds later...


Sad shit.

 

[sdifox]

Americans know lifts as elevators.

 

[highland145]

And milk comes in tittys, cartons, cows or jugs...like tittys.


Wait....

 

[IronWing]

This?

https://www.doroni.io/

 

[Shmee]

And milk comes in tittys, cartons, cows or jugs...like tittys.


Wait....

What about bags?

 

[Captante]

 

[Captante]

whoops

 

[allisolm]

Americans know lifts as elevators.

Party pooper.

 

[sdifox]

Party pooper.

My mission in life is to bring poop to every party. Strangely I don't get a lot of invitations.

 

[IBMJunkman]

Americans know lifts as elevators.

Or in your shoes to make you taller.

 

[Captante]

Or in your shoes to make you taller.

See post #12

 

[Torn Mind]

Bot confirmed.

 

[Minerva]

My mission in life is to bring poop to every party. Strangely I don't get a lot of invitations.

Bad service from a dumb waiter!

 

[highland145]

What about bags?

That's just wrong.

And @IBMJunkman

 

[waffleironhead]

Do you even lift bro?

 

[purbeast0]

Nah, I lift 4 times a week.

Come at me bro!

 

[Captante]

Nah, I lift 4 times a week.

Come at me bro!

12 ounce curls don't count!

 

[highland145]

12 ounce curls don't count!

Builds courage.

 

[balloonshark]

Nope. They are perfectly safe.