Everything went out! TV, telephone and Internet. I knew a IP change wasn't necessary. What the fuck are they doing!!!???
if its multiple services, a line was damaged. Or a splitter. Something physical with the network.
The phone, internet and tv do work off different servers and its not like Uverse where one gateway controls everything either. You have 3 different things on your end controlling the signal.
When you called in, their system told you that you were in an outage. 3+ (depending on the area) trouble calls equals an outage. If everyone in your area has the problem, they don't need to speak to you about it.
But since you are having so many issues, its likely a signal problem. Changing your IP resets your modem, which temporarily fixes your issue. Your super secret router fix could be done just by unplugging and plugging in your modem. Since you have multiple services, you have multiple failure points. Or your area could have an issue. Do you live in an apartment or some other multi dwelling unit?
The short answer is to not have a god complex when you call in. Tell them calmly that you are having problems and ask for help. Believe it or not...they do actually know more than you.