AGDofD(Ålkemyst's Good Deed of the Day)...retard at grocery.

[SunnyD]

Never did steroids son.

If parents don't parent, then the citizen SHOULD step in. Fuck this Elmo crap.

Also this child was 14-15...not like I man handled someone's toddler.

Are you making excuses for your own lack of parenting?

Given nearly everyone my family encounters seems to think my kids are the most well behaved children they've ever met, while I myself think they're uncouth beasts... yep, let us question my parenting skills.

Be it a toddler or a 17 year old, please, next time lay your hand on said child and enlighten them to the divine way of the alkemyst, then proceed to get assraped while in lockup. If you didn't do the juice, then I'm sorry, I simply have no explanation for your iridescent idiocity. Next time you think "it takes a village", go to Africa and feel free to parent there what that drivel is still practiced.

 

[alkemyst]

Given nearly everyone my family encounters seems to think my kids are the most well behaved children they've ever met, while I myself think they're uncouth beasts... yep, let us question my parenting skills.

Be it a toddler or a 17 year old, please, next time lay your hand on said child and enlighten them to the divine way of the alkemyst, then proceed to get assraped while in lockup. If you didn't do the juice, then I'm sorry, I simply have no explanation for your iridescent idiocity. Next time you think "it takes a village", go to Africa and feel free to parent there what that drivel is still practiced.

LOL...you are so in rage you can't even read. I never touched anyone!

What a loser, I think everyone is just being polite in saying your kids are well-behaved.

 

[Red Dawn]

Wow...so big old Red Dawn would let a teenager throw groceries down in front of his shopping cart and say nothing?

That's just really really sad.

Yeah I'd tell him to knock it off. What I wouldn't do is go on a forum and brag about it

 

[SunnyD]

LOL...you are so in rage you can't even read. I never touched anyone!

What a loser, I think everyone is just being polite in saying your kids are well-behaved.

I can read, and I fully understood you didn't put your hand on the kid. Next time, I'm hoping you do. I hope your jailers have a camcorder handy for that moment of screaming agony your tight little virgin asshole enjoys at the hands of Bubba. Your reading comprehension appears to also be affected by your rampant juicing.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I can read, and I fully understood you didn't put your hand on the kid. Next time, I'm hoping you do. I hope your jailers have a camcorder handy for that moment of screaming agony your tight little virgin asshole enjoys at the hands of Bubba. Your reading comprehension appears to also be affected by your rampant juicing.

I suspect his ass isn't all that virgin...or tight.

 

[SunnyD]

I suspect his ass isn't all that virgin...or tight.

I dunno about that Jules. With all the shit that spews from his mouth, I hardly think his ass ever gets a workout.

 

[alkemyst]

I can read, and I fully understood you didn't put your hand on the kid. Next time, I'm hoping you do. I hope your jailers have a camcorder handy for that moment of screaming agony your tight little virgin asshole enjoys at the hands of Bubba. Your reading comprehension appears to also be affected by your rampant juicing.

It's clear you are an unfit parent and annoyed of others correcting you in public.

Try to be less a pussy in life, the world will be a better place.

 

[alkemyst]

Yeah I'd tell him to knock it off. What I wouldn't do is go on a forum and brag about it

It was more a rant, but apparently by our posters here they are all for their kids being allowed to do what they want or them being to afraid that a 15 year old will pop a cap in them one day to say anything.

 

[alkemyst]

I dunno about that Jules. With all the shit that spews from his mouth, I hardly think his ass ever gets a workout.

I am glad about that. You two can keep your assplay between you...ewww!

 

[DivideBYZero]

I am glad about that. You two can keep your assplay between you...ewww!

I have you quoted in a recent thread stating you wanted to slip into Jules' bed and suck him off.

 

[alkemyst]

I have you quoted in a recent thread stating you wanted to slip into Jules' bed and suck him off.

I am proud of you son. I am sure I am the talk of tfnn and all my quotes databased and sorted by rage.

 

[DivideBYZero]

I am proud of you son. I am sure I am the talk of tfnn and all my quotes databased and sorted by rage.

It's all about the OT, boy:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=30717695&postcount=46

:awe:

 

[alkemyst]

It's all about the OT, boy:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=30717695&postcount=46

:awe:

hmm dude that is another poster's fantasy, not me being quoted. Do you understand the difference?

 

[JulesMaximus]

i have you quoted in a recent thread stating you wanted to slip into jules' bed and suck him off.

bwahahaha!!!

 

[JulesMaximus]

hmm dude that is another poster's fantasy, not me being quoted. Do you understand the difference?

Man...this thread has gotten too gay for me even.

 

[Nik]

Man...this thread has gotten too gay for me even.

In order for that to have any consequence, you'd have to be significantly gay.

What are you trying to tell us, Jules? :twisted:

 

[DivideBYZero]

hmm dude that is another poster's fantasy, not me being quoted. Do you understand the difference?

It's clear it's his response to you offering to play his skin flute.

 

[alkemyst]

like I said..no thx, you and Jules can go play Zamphyr off into the sunset.

 

[JulesMaximus]

like I said..no thx, you and Jules can go play Zamphyr off into the sunset.

<snip>

Are you sure? I do have a very pretty skin flute.

 

[MAKENITO]

Hahahaha, if she were my mother - her reaction would have been the same. Then she would have taken me to the car and tore me a new one

 

[SagaLore]

This thread is now about hookers and firetrucks

No that's his next thread.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Great story. Be aggressive... Atta boi.

 

[alkemyst]

Great story. Be aggressive... Atta boi.

So who else do you post as?

 

[SunnyD]

It's clear you are an unfit parent and annoyed of others correcting you in public.

Try to be less a pussy in life, the world will be a better place.

Aww, butthurt that you don't have a wittier comeback? The quality of your trolling today pales in comparison to yesterday. But alas, the day is still young. I'll give you another chance.

 

[alkemyst]

Aww, butthurt that you don't have a wittier comeback? The quality of your trolling today pales in comparison to yesterday. But alas, the day is still young. I'll give you another chance.

Dude you are the one trolling. and butthurt that people constantly correct your little heathens.

I can understand your reaction to mine, doesn't make you any more right though. Teach your kids some manners and everyone will get along better.