Ah, fvck me

[DaveSimmons]

and to think I was feeling a bit guilty spending $6000 at my brokerage :Q

 

[Lucky]

"What is casino whoring?"


Ah, that brings memories. I used to be part of select group of about 30 high-bankroll gamblers who partook in whoring on a massive basis back when bonus whoring was truly worthwhile. Deposit 1000, recieve 1000, wager 2000. Deals like that.

We made over 2 million on one particularly juicy offer.

But it's a tough addiction to fight off. I stick with low limit poker now. Betting within your bankroll is critical.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: sniperruff

Originally posted by: DaWhim
ouch........

you should use the $500 to win some money back.

:evil:

:evil:

 

[mb]

You could try robbing a bank like this guy.

 

[imported_Bassmaster]

I would call them up and tell them you were just kidding around. Maybe they'll forget the debt for being honest with them.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: DaWhim
ouch........

you should use the $500 to win some money back.

Did anyone actually read the OP?

thats what i was wondering. he's -$2000, he only had $500 to begin with.

 

[ajf3]

Just tell'em it wasn't you... might work

 

[amoeba]

you are playing way above your bankroll and also playing -EV games like blackjack.

might as well take out your money and burn it.

I lost 2k over 2 weeks recently and while its small amount to my total bankroll, I still take a break in order to avoid tilt.

I think you have an addictive personality and an elevated opinion of your poker skills.

I am not going to recommend stopping play but you should seriously look in to some bankroll management.

 

[waggy]

hahahahahah you=dumbass

hope you do not have kids or a family that needs the money. Notice i said kids or family and not you. you blew money you did not have and hopefully suffer for it. hopefully this is a wake up call and you get yourself help for your addiction.

 

[meltdown75]

sorry to hear it dude. nothing worse than losing a bunch of cash when you can't afford it.

like a million people said, if you must play - set aside some cash and play with that, nothing more.

good luck

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: DaWhim
ouch........

you should use the $500 to win some money back.

Did anyone actually read the OP?

thats what i was wondering. he's -$2000, he only had $500 to begin with.

Correct.

I'm not 100% sure, but I think when you deposit $ into PP, they don't actually know how much money is in your bank account at that moment...so technically, if you only had $500 like the OP, you could type in $2500 and they will let you play with $2500...but when a few days roll over and it shows up on your bank statement, well, I dunno what PP will do...break a few thumbs? lol.

Again I'm not 100% sure if that's correct.

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Are you retarded or something?

- M4H

quoft

 

[Kerouactivist]

This isn't the guy who robbed the bank I hope???

Turn on the news....

 

[imported_obsidian]

Originally posted by: Xafgoat
im not a usual 20/40 player. I just went a little crazy. 5/10 is my game, or 3/6 omaha if im feeling in the mood.

20/40 with a $2500 bankroll is really, really bad. That's a bankroll for $2/4. Just to give you an example, I am a $20/40 regular and my bankroll is $45,000. I regularly lose or win your entire bankroll in a session. If you want, PM me your screenname and I'll comment on your play if you wish.

Oh, and playing party blackjack is just stupid.

 

[Sphexi]

Any kind of an update on this, he get visited by some kneebreaking goons or what?

 

[Mucho]

OWNED

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Xafgoat
I just lost 2500 dollars playing party poker and only have 500 in my bank account. Thats a -2000 dollar balance once those checks clear. STAY AWAY FROM PARTY POKER IF YOU HAVE ANY ADDICTIVE TENDANCYS.

serious ownage here. Jebus, im screwed.

I stay away from Party Poker because many of their games are jacked. A lot of people would agree. I know that some people will tell me that it's in my head and I suck this and that, but I play at plenty of other sites without issue. I don't trust Party Poker one stinkin' bit.

 

[imported_obsidian]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
I stay away from Party Poker because many of their games are jacked. A lot of people would agree. I know that some people will tell me that it's in my head and I suck this and that, but I play at plenty of other sites without issue. I don't trust Party Poker one stinkin' bit.

People tell you it's in your head because it is. I've personally played over 250,000 hands at party poker from .5/1 to 20/40. Variance is pretty damn large in hold'em and having 20k-30k hand breakeven or losing streaks isn't uncommon for winning players. People don't understand this and instead think the sites are instead rigged.

 

[Cooler]

thats why you only play for $50 or less.

 

[James3shin]

gotta know when to hold'em, know when to fold'em..

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
ouch........

you should use the $500 to win some money back.

so wrong..

 

[Baked]

You're not Jesus, stop wasting money.

 

[Juno]

good job, that's why i'm not playing for money.

 

[Kanalua]

Chase that dollar (all 2500 of them)

 

[crownjules]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Just FYI Nik, the .02/.04 tables teach you absolutely nothing. People call play like total clods and it's very difficult to win because people play every single hand they get so you inevitably end up losing to some dumbass that makes his inside straight on the river with 8/4 offsuit.

You start getting semi-decent play where you learn at about the .50/1 tables.

Incredibly wrong. There is absolutely nothing wrong starting to learn at very small stakes tables. You will find that yes there are a lot of people that don't care about the money at those minuscule stakes, but you can still get a good poker education at those limits as long as you don't follow the herd (or should I say school?). It's worth your while if you don't have a lot of money to start with but want to learn. Deposit $20 and bam, you're good for awhile.

That being said, I started at the $.5/$1 limit. I play $2/4 6max now. Man is that a fun game.