Ah, that explains it

[DukeN]

Taken from the creation museum, explanation of how the same species end up in different parts of the world:

http://i.imgur.com/IWfOC.jpg

Phew, now I can finally sleep at night.

 

[Anubis]

host this on bbzzdd so i can see it

 

[LittleNemoNES]

holy shit that's hilarious!

ahahaha

:thumbsup:

 

[ussfletcher]

Taken from the creation museum, explanation of how the same species end up in different parts of the world:

http://i.imgur.com/IWfOC.jpg

Phew, now I can finally sleep at night.

Its as good a theory as any, really. I mean it would have been a solid theory before we had sensory equipment and satellites or intelligent people.

 

[rivan]

Lol.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

It amuses me the extent to which creationists seem to arbitrarily decide which "explanations" should be naturalistic, and which ones just flat out invoke miracles to fill explanatory gaps.

Why was it unreasonable for them to simply presume that god "miracled" all the animals all over the world? Why come up with the cockamamey rafting idea? God was obviously able to miracle a shitload of water into existence in order to flood the whole globe, and he handily miracled it all away when he decided the flood was over. He couldn't miracle all the marsupials to Australia? They all just happened to hop the same raft and end up in only one place on the entire planet?

 

[slayer202]

lol oh god. I hope those animals packed enough supplies for the trip

 

[invidia]

There are some stupid theories but this takes the cake as the funniest one I've ever seen.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

My wife and her friends went to that museum for giggles and laughed the entire time. They said it was pretty entertaining. I think they also show humans riding around on dinosaurs.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Anybody wanna guess what a Venn diagram relating Creationists and Republicans would look like?




/That's right. I just took a big P&N all over this thread.
//Don't worry, I remembered to wipe my PJABBER

 

[Saint Nick]

LOL...

What did they eat while on said rafts? What did they drink?

Classic.

 

[PottedMeat]

okay who did their master's thesis on the 'Biogeological Rafting Model'

 

[polarmystery]

host this on bbzzdd so i can see it

this

 

[DukeN]

Did that work?

 

[Anubis]

no

 

[El Guaraguao]

and im the fool for not believing that =\

 

[illusion88]

Wait wait wait.... Didn't Noah put one pair of ALL the animals on his raft and float them to safety, including the rhinoceros and snail? Why did those animals have to float on rafts instead of in Noah's boat?

 

[geno]

Wow, so the theory of Pangea just got blown away. Game, set and match.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

i have a good theory to test this. lets round up all the creationists, throw them on some driftwood and see where they end up

 

[Dumac]

They should teach this in school as a viable alternative to rationality.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Wait wait wait.... Didn't Noah put one pair of ALL the animals on his raft and float them to safety, including the rhinoceros and snail? Why did those animals have to float on rafts instead of in Noah's boat?

Only a pair of each kind went on the raft. That does beg the question of why noah needed to save them with a big ass ark when they were all going to survive the flood on driftwood anyway. Maybe they just stepped off the safe land that noah brought them to and floated off to parts unknown?

 

[Kadarin]

Wait wait wait.... Didn't Noah put one pair of ALL the animals on his raft and float them to safety, including the rhinoceros and snail? Why did those animals have to float on rafts instead of in Noah's boat?

Congratulations, you just successfully torpedoed the Creation Museum's great theory, using their own shitty dogma

 

[JulesMaximus]

Fucking morons...

Stupidity is not an option...I'll never subject my kid to any of this nonsense.

 

[JulesMaximus]

i have a good theory to test this. lets round up all the creationists, throw them on some driftwood and see where they end up

:thumbsup: Maybe God will miracle their asses to the bottom of the ocean.

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Except the unicorn and dragon. Those couldn't fit in Noah's ark...err...God's grand scheme.