sheesh.....I weigh in every morning bro...I just asked for a divorce tonight (I was planning on Sunday, but she knows me enough to know something was up so we hashed it out).
This morning normally just work from home, but I had an appointment to hit first so I was rushing and thinking of my divorce. I downed my supplements and took my protein shake. I weighed in at 206. I weighed the two glasses/shaker with liquids minus their weights and it was about 2 pounds. I could have been at 204.
I have lost 32 pounds in 12 weeks. My weight is going down. I guess you think you may be upsetting me or something, but IMHO you are just being a dick and semi-annoying to everyone that is lurking here watching you fucktards unravel about me.
Wait until I start posting conquest pics, that will be all "YOU LIAR!!!" "PHOTOSHOP!" "PROBABLY YOUR COUSIN!"
It's gonna be good.
Well, at least you are divorcing. Too bad it didn't work out for you guys.
It's good. We shouldn't have gotten back together in 2007 when we did it once before. I was feeling trapped by a new girl that someone turned into an SO after 8 months and then my wife recanted mostly because of our pets I found tonight. It was going on 11 years in December.
She wasn't happy hence just allowing me to do whatever, I wasn't happy now that I am looking for more in my life.
We are both happy now about it. She wants about $12000-18000 to move to Japan and start over, she has $6500 fully vested in her 401k and her engagement ring ballparks around $4500-5700 right now wholesale ($4300-4500 stone, $1100-1200 platinum setting). I'd assume her car which is about $2-4k upside down (it just turned 1 year old exactly this week with 7800 miles on it) and not just let it go back to the bank (it's in her name only). I could re-sell my M3 at a bit of a profit, but I don't want to be rolling in a Mazda 3. I could have worked with a MS3, but it wasn't cute enough for her and I was buying her what she wanted, not what I wanted. Divorce will take at least 90 days from when we file it. So she can save her money over 3 months, take the ring proceeds and her 401K minus penalty / taxes and she will be right over $13-14k probably. I eat the $4k in her car and she basically gets $18k and clean credit if she ever comes back the the US, plus probably a bonus for paying a car off in under 2 years.
I keep all my shit, she keeps her's. I told her she can have her MacBook Pro, but I'd like to sell her iPhone with mine to get a iPhone 5 64GB free. She can take her digicams, all the watches, etc. I really don't care.
This does throw a wrench in my foreclosure. I have an email out to my lawyer now looking to do a modification now. She'd die if I got rid of our pets (my dog is a definite keeper)...so I think I can at least work out a deal. The bank was pretty close with the last mod they offered except had it at a higher interest rate and 40 year term with a balloon payment with no credit for any of the 50+ payments I have made. If I can get those payments applied, a bit of principal reduction and 4.5% APR/30 years I can deal. Even their old modification halved my payments...I want to be about 50% under that in order to keep this place. Outside of that I will just have to rent a house about $2000 or so to work it out, but I'd still probably have to shed some pets to do it. That crappy modification put me at about $1100 a month.
Can I have your BMW?
Seems like an amicable/civilized divorce- congrats. Sounds like you'll both be better off.
Thanks, despite all the dickheads talking how I am cheating on my wife and mistreating her; we had a great friendship and she never had any wants. I don't really need a maid or mother in my life; the former I can pay for and the latter I have.
I actually brought it up to her to allow her to stay on in that capacity, but I thought as well that it would look wierd to anyone permanent in my life. She agreed. They'd think something was up.
Why you are clearly a stupid fuck fucking up your own life:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-thing...age&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage
I've tried to avoid this thread, but skim through occasionally to make sure the personal attacks don't get too out of hand (there were some threats, but no one was stupid enough to post personal information)..
But, I just have to ask, you claim you could sell your M3 for a profit. Aren't you upside down on the M3?
How could I sell it at a profit if upside down bro, aren't you a math teacher?
Around next year or the year after my mileage will put me upside down more than likely.
I bought the car as a pretty much like new vehicle, 25k miles and taken to BMW for anything it needed about every 2k miles.
That's why the GAP insurance was important. However, now I still have low enough miles I could probably net $9k. I am not selling it though.
That's why I was asking - I knew you mentioned gap insurance - that's why I assumed you were already upside down. That makes sense then. I thought most people end up upside down sooner, rather than later.
I weigh in every morning bro...I just asked for a divorce tonight (I was planning on Sunday, but she knows me enough to know something was up so we hashed it out).
This morning normally just work from home, but I had an appointment to hit first so I was rushing and thinking of my divorce. I downed my supplements and took my protein shake. I weighed in at 206. I weighed the two glasses/shaker with liquids minus their weights and it was about 2 pounds. I could have been at 204.
I have lost 32 pounds in 12 weeks. My weight is going down. I guess you think you may be upsetting me or something, but IMHO you are just being a dick and semi-annoying to everyone that is lurking here watching you fucktards unravel about me.
Wait until I start posting conquest pics, that will be all "YOU LIAR!!!" "PHOTOSHOP!" "PROBABLY YOUR COUSIN!"
It's gonna be good.
I have never once called you a liar. I have teased you but that's about it. My posts about your weight was teasing (taking a big dump, or drinking a lot so you posted your weight early) both teasing / kidding.
Lighten up broski, after 40 the stress really starts to take a toll on your heart.
32 lbs in 12 weeks at your starting weight is pretty good.I weigh in every morning bro...I just asked for a divorce tonight (I was planning on Sunday, but she knows me enough to know something was up so we hashed it out).
This morning normally just work from home, but I had an appointment to hit first so I was rushing and thinking of my divorce. I downed my supplements and took my protein shake. I weighed in at 206. I weighed the two glasses/shaker with liquids minus their weights and it was about 2 pounds. I could have been at 204.
I have lost 32 pounds in 12 weeks. My weight is going down. I guess you think you may be upsetting me or something, but IMHO you are just being a dick and semi-annoying to everyone that is lurking here watching you fucktards unravel about me.
Wait until I start posting conquest pics, that will be all "YOU LIAR!!!" "PHOTOSHOP!" "PROBABLY YOUR COUSIN!"
It's gonna be good.
Getting the M3 detailed.
Thank you for letting us know this, we really appreciate it. Please also let us know when you fill it up with gas or put air in the tires.
Thank you for letting us know this, we really appreciate it. Please also let us know when you fill it up with gas or put air in the tires.
the sad part is most of you guys really do care, or else you wouldn't be posting and replying to him.
Yo bro look at the title of this thread. Try not to smoke too much pipe tonight.