Alky's thread.

[surfsatwerk]

Thanks, bitch.

Huzzah rude name calling.

Why don't you suck a fuck, you fucking shitmouth fuckass.

Ok now your turn.

 

[highland145]

Ok now your turn.

 

[Rhezuss]

Seems like an amicable/civilized divorce- congrats. Sounds like you'll both be better off.

+1, glad to see that you guys don't throw potatoes at each other. Better this way and doesn't end in an open war.

 

[alkemyst]

Huzzah rude name calling.

Why don't you suck a fuck, you fucking shitmouth fuckass.

Ok now your turn.

Oh look at the little man trying to step up. *ruffle ruffle*

 

[Greenman]

+1, glad to see that you guys don't throw potatoes at each other. Better this way and doesn't end in an open war.

It isn't over yet.

 

[alkemyst]

+1, glad to see that you guys don't throw potatoes at each other. Better this way and doesn't end in an open war.

We have always been friends mostly, I just really want more than that.

 

[artvscommerce]

what's for lunch today?

 

[alkemyst]

It isn't over yet.

Lol, it's going to be a non-event just like the first time we were going to split.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Oh look at the little man trying to step up. *ruffle ruffle* And *random sexual act* your mom last night.

If you only want to play when it suits your fancy I'm going back to work.

 

[alkemyst]

what's for lunch today?

1/4 chicken and a salad

 

[momeNt]

lol, I don't get stressed about it. The assumption is most here are not joking so I just return in kind.

Anyhow, 204 this morning on the dot. Chances are if I didn't have 5 beers last night I'd have hit 203. Still 33 lbs in 12 weeks is ok with me.

5 light beers you maybe could have lowered your weight just because the alcohol will dehydrate you.

 

[momeNt]

the sad part is most of you guys really do care, or else you wouldn't be posting and replying to him.

He's derailing a food thread actually.

edit: glass of brita filtered water this morning with a banana.

I peel my bananas ape style, I pinch the tip away from the stem and peel that bitch like a pro.

Any idiots actually try and peel from the stem? Please post here so I can laugh at you.

 

[Saint Nick]

He's derailing a food thread actually.

edit: glass of brita filtered water this morning with a banana.

I peel my bananas ape style, I pinch the tip away from the stem and peel that bitch like a pro.

Any idiots actually try and peel from the stem? Please post here so I can laugh at you.

I've actually had idiots laugh at me for peeling ape style. "That is a stupid way of doing it,"

O RLY? Then why is it so much easier and you dont' fuck up your banana that way? Dummies

 

[alkemyst]

5 light beers you maybe could have lowered your weight just because the alcohol will dehydrate you.

Lol, that must be where the other 32 lbs went...dehydration FTMFW!

 

[momeNt]

Lol, that must be where the other 32 lbs went...dehydration FTMFW!

Context bro.

 

[momeNt]

I've actually had idiots laugh at me for peeling ape style. "That is a stupid way of doing it,"

O RLY? Then why is it so much easier and you dont' fuck up your banana that way? Dummies

wowoweewow! The ignorance of some people is truly astounding. Thankfully I haven't had to put up with that, everybody who has seen me doing it ape style was immediately a convert. I sell hard though and am pretty enthusiastic about it.

 

[alkemyst]

I've actually had idiots laugh at me for peeling ape style. "That is a stupid way of doing it,"

O RLY? Then why is it so much easier and you dont' fuck up your banana that way? Dummies

Never had problems opening a banana the normal way.

 

[waggy]

I've actually had idiots laugh at me for peeling ape style. "That is a stupid way of doing it,"

O RLY? Then why is it so much easier and you dont' fuck up your banana that way? Dummies

lol yeah. i showed my kids hot to do that and they were amazed at how easy it is to get the banana open. Also no damage done to it.

 

[SagaLore]

Lol, that must be where the other 32 lbs went...dehydration FTMFW!

Actually that was your liver dissolving.

 

[Phanuel]

He's derailing a food thread actually.

edit: glass of brita filtered water this morning with a banana.

I peel my bananas ape style, I pinch the tip away from the stem and peel that bitch like a pro.

Any idiots actually try and peel from the stem? Please post here so I can laugh at you.

I peel both ways depending on which end of the banana I get to first. If it's the stem side, I slide my thumb nail into it horizontally and slice the top so it peels just as easily as the other way. Takes the exact same amount of time as pinching the bottom *shrug*.

 

[purbeast0]

Thanks, bitch.

no problem, bro bitch.

 

[sjwaste]

I peel bananas the wrong way, apparently. I gotta try this other method.

 

[momeNt]

I peel bananas the wrong way, apparently. I gotta try this other method.

You will not regret it bro.

 

[TecHNooB]

Snapping the banana in half kung fu style is the best method.

 

[Murloc]

it baffles me when I see noobs who completely fail at bananas.

Some open it by pulling the part that kept the banana attached to the tree, and break the peel in a retarded way so that they can't hold it without having peel hanging down and touching their hand with the sticky humid part, or remove it completely everytime and eat the banana like retards, and then have to wash their hands.
This is stupid because you get your hands sticky and you eat the dirt you have on your hands.
The good thing about bananas is that you eat it fast, it tastes good, you don't get your hands sticky like with apples, you don't have to wash it or wash your hands, and thus you can eat it on the road.
The only proper way to do it is to pinch the tip and tear it open in multiple directions (like 3 strips of peel).
Clean and efficient.