Alky's thread.

[PricklyPete]

I can't believe there are actually banana snobs too.

 

[TecHNooB]

from the descriptions, i had no idea what the monkey method was until I youtubed it. how is this nuance significant? it really makes no difference in the eating experience.

 

[momeNt]

from the descriptions, i had no idea what the monkey method was until I youtubed it. how is this nuance significant? it really makes no difference in the eating experience.

The difference is showing that you know how to properly open a banana. The eating experience can be hampered when you have the stem dangling awkwardly when trying to eat though.

Sure it may be a small thing, but it's still an important step in being a normal person.

 

[jupiter57]

it baffles me when I see noobs who completely fail at bananas.

LOL at Prima donnas who have to peel bananas before eating them!

You guys probably peel grapes before you eat them too, don't you?

Just like potatoes, etc., the "peel" is where most of the nutrition is!

 

[TecHNooB]

The difference is showing that you know how to properly open a banana. The eating experience can be hampered when you have the stem dangling awkwardly when trying to eat though.

Sure it may be a small thing, but it's still an important step in being a normal person.

i do aspire to be a monkey sometimes

 

[momeNt]

i do aspire to be a monkey sometimes

Hopefully that isn't meant to demean the proper way of peeling or to say that a monkey couldn't be better at something than a human. Respect nature and respect the way bananas are meant to be peeled.

 

[Brigandier]

If you peel your banana the wrong way, you cannot use it to spin cars out behind you.

 

[Anubis]

I peel bananas the wrong way, apparently. I gotta try this other method.

i guess i do as well, TBH ive never heard of anyone peeling it the other way

 

[Keeper]

Know what? This thread needs another pic of Alky taking a picture of himself in the mirror like those 15-17 year old girls do...
That is the BEST... Me? I for one am shocked....
I would have thought for SURE of his "tails" could take it for him instead of him being alone..... In a bathroom, or bedroom......Flexing...

Just sayin...

 

[alkemyst]

Know what? This thread needs another pic of Alky taking a picture of himself in the mirror like those 15-17 year old girls do...
That is the BEST... Me? I for one am shocked....
I would have thought for SURE of his "tails" could take it for him instead of him being alone..... In a bathroom, or bedroom......Flexing...

Just sayin...

Lol, my bodybuilding progress pics I just do myself every couple of weeks.

I bet you cry about them.

 

[BudAshes]

Lol, my bodybuilding progress pics I just do myself every couple of weeks.

I bet you cry about them.

Would you feel better about yourself if he did?

 

[alkemyst]

Would you feel better about yourself if he did?

dude shut the fuck up please.

 

[Keeper]

Lol, my bodybuilding progress pics I just do myself every couple of weeks.

I bet you cry about them.

Ummmm No.. Not really? Why would you bet that?

 

[Keeper]

dude shut the fuck up please.

Wow... Maybe introduce some bran into your regime...

 

[alkemyst]

Ummmm No.. Not really? Why would you bet that?

because you are whining like a bitch now.

 

[surfsatwerk]

because you are whining like a bitch now.

Maybe you shouldn't have sodomized his mother last night? That would put anyone in a foul mood.

 

[Phanuel]

dude shut the fuck up please.

I dunno, this seems like whining to me.

Judges, can we get a ruling?

 

[Keeper]

because you are whining like a bitch now.

You consider this whining? Ok. You win!!

Two thumbs up for you then. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

Go take anohter pic... By yourself... In front of a mirror... And post..
The world is waiting....

 

[Keeper]

I dunno, this seems like whining to me.

Judges, can we get a ruling?

Not sure about whining... The judges have to go to the booth.

Had you chosen one of the following categories:
Narcissistic
Insecure
Small
Vain
Egotist
Angry

You sir... Would have won the grand prize......

 

[Phanuel]

Not sure about whining... The judges have to go to the booth.

Had you chosen one of the following categories:
Narcissistic
Insecure
Small (manlet)
Vain
Egotist
Angry

You sir... Would have won the grand prize......

Those are already assumed and qualified true!

 

[Keeper]

Those are already assumed and qualified true!

AHHHHHH, Ignore the obvious... OF COURSE
How silly of me............................

 

[Broheim]

stop going off topic, this thread is about food and shit not short delusional fatties

 

[artvscommerce]

just finished some excellent pizza. i love pizza

 

[alkemyst]

Per Request:
Updated pics, all taken relaxed

Side:

Pants Results:

Front:

Back:

 

[alkemyst]

Still waiting on the idiot's above pics (they scared)