Alky's thread.

[IronWing]

Six months later: Alky's in the gym bathroom shitting his brains out after going on he all whey diet. He smells so bad even the online "totally fuckable" chicks just know.

His now ex-wife still giggles uncontrollably every time she thinks about him, which is at least once a month.


Also: fresh, squeaky curds are the best.

 

[destrekor]

You're either a master troll or completely pathetic. Either way, get of the computer and do something with your life.

Can't he be both? I'm pretty sure that's more accurate.

 

[onza]

Cheese

 

[onza]

Let's get this back on topic please. ^

 

[waggy]

If you find a good pepper jack there is no cheese that compares however.

true.

i found some habanero cheese at hivee. that shit was amazing far better then any pepper jack i have found. it is my favorite cheese.

i love going and just getting a block of cheese i haven't had before. 90% of the time i love it. i can't stand the wet creamy cheese's though

 

[dustb0wlkid]

Join Date: Oct 2009
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This made me LOL.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

true.

i found some harpooner cheese at hivee. that shit was amazing far better then any pepper jack i have found. it is my favorite cheese.

i love going and just getting a block of cheese i haven't had before. 90% of the time i love it. i can't stand the wet creamy cheese's though

I can't either. I was working in southern France at a town near the Spanish border and went to lunch one day. There was a crowd passing around this big wheel of cheese (creamy and wet) and I took a piece since they all seemed overwhelmed with joy at eating it. It tasted like what I imagine wet, sweaty socks would taste like. I gulped the piece down and when they asked me if I wanted another piece, I politely declined.

Irish cheddar is a good one too:

 

[waggy]

ohh that looks good. haven't had irish chedder before.

 

[Anubis]

i can't stand the wet creamy cheese's though

D:

Brie and camembert are delicious

 

[Saint Nick]

Is Philadelphia Cream Cheese technically a cheese?

 

[waggy]

D:

Brie and camembert are delicious

/barf

I tried Brie and had a hard time with it. Also i can't eat Cottage cheese (not the same i know..its the texture).

that kind of stuff makes me gag.

 

[Capt Caveman]

How many people read the Mod edit?

Yeah, I don't understand why folks are derailing it instead of making fun of the OP.

 

[tokie]

/barf

I tried Brie and had a hard time with it. Also i can't eat Cottage cheese (not the same i know..its the texture).

that kind of stuff makes me gag.

I can't eat cottage cheese anymore after finding what I found come out of my roommate in the shower.

See my older thread for more details.

 

[sjwaste]

Is Philadelphia Cream Cheese technically a cheese?

I've wondered that as well. Whatever it is, I like it, though.

 

[Saint Nick]

I've wondered that as well. Whatever it is, I like it, though.

It sure is good on toast...and bagels...hmm :hmm: Sounds good right now :hmm:

 

[PimpJuice]

Joined OKCupid yesterday. Chatting with 4 chicks now that are totally fuckable and not fatties.

I need to divorce my wife. I feel like a jerk about it since she only lacks in the sex department and it's the holidays coming up that she really loves.

But I have to move on. I have fought this for the last four years and let my injuries and weight gain let me stay unfocused. Now I am pretty close to buff and getting major attention. I crave that.

Split off from the good news thread. Alky craves attention (see above.) We already know. -Admin DrP

Her sex drive is because of you. It because obvious to her that she married a sociopath loser who needs attention at all times. Probably didn't help her sex drive that you are a fatty who cheats on her.

 

[sdifox]

Too cheap to go on Ashley Madison? How typical.

 

[Anubis]

I can't eat cottage cheese anymore after finding what I found come out of my roommate in the shower.

See my older thread for more details.

yes its a giant yeast infection

its fing gross and i cant stand it

 

[AdamK47]

You know what would be hilarious? I mean really really hilarious? If someone found his wife's email and forwarded a link of this thread to her. Hilarious!

 

[Sinsear]

In






OP is a tool

 

[waggy]

You know what would be hilarious? I mean really really hilarious? If someone found his wife's email and forwarded a link of this thread to her. Hilarious!

odds are she knows. someone like alky can't keep something like this a secret.


also he has said she knows and there is nothing she can do about it. shrug

 

[sjwaste]

Can we get back on topic? Sandwiches and cheese, folks.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Can we get back on topic? Sandwiches and cheese, folks.

God damn right, no cheese haters up in here.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Can we get back on topic? Sandwiches and cheese, folks.

Hey! You told me to get my own thread to discuss cheese, you flip-flopper!

 

[WelshBloke]

Can we get back on topic? Sandwiches and cheese, folks.

Dolcelatte, salami, tomato and basil please.