Alky's thread.

[WelshBloke]

As much as I love bacon their salmon is better than any bacon I've ever had.

Salmon and bacon might go together well.

You'd have to make the whole roll, then roll that in bacon then somehow flash fry it to get the bacon crispy but the salmon to stay cool. Then cut it into pieces.

Crispy salty bacon, then soft fatty salmon, then sticky bitey rice then gooey avocado and meaty tuna. Sounds pretty fucking awesome for one bite.

 

[Jeffg010]

I love you fat foodies justifying my existance while you say I am the fat guy.

You are fatter then me just saying.

 

[BudAshes]

Salmon and bacon might go together well.

You'd have to make the whole roll, then roll that in bacon then somehow flash fry it to get the bacon crispy but the salmon to stay cool. Then cut it into pieces.

Crispy salty bacon, then soft fatty salmon, then sticky bitey rice then gooey avocado and meaty tuna. Sounds pretty fucking awesome for one bite.

Alright, I'm in.

 

[WelshBloke]

Alright, I'm in.

We've just got to find some ah heck to make it now.

 

[alkemyst]

You are fatter then me just saying.

Because you are boy-sized.

 

[sdifox]

Salmon and bacon might go together well.

You'd have to make the whole roll, then roll that in bacon then somehow flash fry it to get the bacon crispy but the salmon to stay cool. Then cut it into pieces.

Crispy salty bacon, then soft fatty salmon, then sticky bitey rice then gooey avocado and meaty tuna. Sounds pretty fucking awesome for one bite.

Cook the bacon, but don't wait til itis stiff as a board, pull them out of the pan when they are still flexible. Wrap in a hurry and the bacon will harden when cool.

 

[WelshBloke]

Cook the bacon, but don't wait til itis stiff as a board, pull them out of the pan when they are still flexible. Wrap in a hurry and the bacon will harden when cool.

Hmmm, this might work.

Also I've eaten way too much wasabi and have horrible heartburn right now.

 

[alkemyst]

so am I the only one getting laid tonight? Just got a text "I really like you , call me!"

Going to be heading out in a bit.

Try not to cry.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Given the population of the Earth or even this forum I doubt it. I'm having two girls tonight. Why you so beta?

 

[Jeffg010]

so am I the only one getting laid tonight? Just got a text "I really like you , call me!"

Going to be heading out in a bit.

Try not to cry.

That chick must like fatties.

 

[alkemyst]

That chick must like fatties.

You just sound like an idiot now.

Coolness, those girls out of high school?

 

[Nintendesert]

I'm going to laugh when his wife gets the M3 and Alky gets to keep the house.

 

[sdifox]

I'm going to laugh when his wife gets the M3 and Alky gets to keep the house.

Alky can't keep the house, the bank is taking it back.

 

[Nintendesert]

Alky can't keep the house, the bank is taking it back.

Maybe he can get it back at auction.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

The flouting of one's deep psychological issues on the internet is...

well it's funny

keep it up I'm becoming an Alkyholic ;-)

 

[Red Squirrel]

Salmon and bacon might go together well.

You'd have to make the whole roll, then roll that in bacon then somehow flash fry it to get the bacon crispy but the salmon to stay cool. Then cut it into pieces.

Crispy salty bacon, then soft fatty salmon, then sticky bitey rice then gooey avocado and meaty tuna. Sounds pretty fucking awesome for one bite.

Japanese people would really shake our head at us... but damn that sounds good.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

You just sound like an idiot now.

Coolness, those girls out of high school?

I'm sorry, you're just a few years younger than me and you are acting like this, driving a teeny beamer instead of a mans car, divorcing your wife, talking about eating sushi from womens bodies and sheit like that...

Then a thread about designer jeans...

Now you can live your life any way you choose but from where i sit it's getting a bit pathetic.

I'm just awaiting your threads about chest implants (you desperatly need them, you have no pecs) and HGH so you may rejuvinate yourself to a position where you don't have to sit down while the date is dancing.

Just accept it, you're 42 years old, it's time to act your age and rather than to go teeny bopping (which is all too easy) find a woman who you don't need to pretend you can keep up with.

Sorry gramps, those days are over.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Nope, college girls, two sophomores. But keep hatin'

 

[IronWing]

Nope, college girls, two sophomores. But keep hatin'

Give up on underage girls?

 

[alkemyst]

Alky can't keep the house, the bank is taking it back.

She's not taking anything from me, I am going to assume the little bit of debt we will have at the close of this and fund about $12k or so to get her situated.

I am going to try and keep the house now which I am not happy about, but even their worst deal puts me at a $1200 payment vs the 2300 I was paying. Rent would be higher by $800 min. I can rent this place for $1600-1800.

 

[alkemyst]

At old key lime house

 

[thecoolnessrune]

No Ironwing, we just got old and engaged

 

[alkemyst]

Nice crowd but freaking band is more country than the billed 'rock'

 

[IronWing]

Nice crowd but freaking band is more country than the billed 'rock'

In your age bracket you'll likely have better luck trying to pick up line dancers anyway.

 

[alkemyst]

In your age bracket you'll likely have better luck trying to pick up line dancers anyway.

Lol, most pegged me at 35-36 last night. Had pics requested with the two birthday girls there 29 and 21.

BTW, apparently 41 goes into 33 three times.

It's became more rock after the first few 'requests' so that was cool.