Alky's thread.

[purplebeeper123]

HEY BRO i just paid three times what I should havbe paid for a run-down piece of shit 2005 M3,,, am i baller bro? thx gl.

 

[sourceninja]

I found more pictures of Alky online

 

[alkemyst]

Why is he wearing dollar store shoes?

I'm also pretty sure I donated those jeans to Goodwill a couple months ago. I didn't know Alky was local!

Clarks Hybrid.Wave are hardly dollar store shoes, you are a pretty poor dude what you rolling in?

The shoes above are my Nike AirMax Healthwalkers that are my dog park shoes. I had just returned from dog park.

 

[alkemyst]

HEY BRO i just paid three times what I should havbe paid for a run-down piece of shit 2005 M3,,, am i baller bro? thx gl.

why you buy a run down one, for about $40k you can get one with less than 30k miles on it.

 

[alkemyst]

You walking on stilts brah? Hit the squat rack.

Hardly stilts, but you don't lift anyway.

 

[alkemyst]

Don't you love how he's purposely sucking in his gut?

I was flexing, I stated that.

this is unflexed, not much of a difference

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Hardly stilts, but you don't lift anyway.

I lift pretty regular and have quads like a NFL linebacker.

 

[umbrella39]

you walking on stilts brah? Hit the squat rack.

lmgdao

 

[alkemyst]

I lift pretty regular and have quads like a NFL linebacker.

You have posted pics, you are delusional.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Posting in this thread

 

[highland145]

Posting in this thread

Dude, you're still in school and are going to need the brain cells this thread will suck from you.

Back away.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Posting in this thread

yes, please, don't take after this guy. you won't get any pussy, execpt asian p.

 

[alkemyst]

yes, please, don't take after this guy. you won't get any pussy, execpt asian p.

let's be a little more racist eh?

 

[Nintendesert]

yes, please, don't take after this guy. you won't get any pussy, execpt asian p.

He didn't even get that. Didn't you know that's why him and his wife split.

 

[alkemyst]

He didn't even get that. Didn't you know that's why him and his wife split.

Not the only reason, but I was still having sex. :awe:

 

[alkemyst]

my unflexed abs from the same day

I am dealing with lots of cortisol lately. It's going to work itself out.

then you guys will need to check under your beds at night.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

then you guys will need to check under your MOMS bed at night.

Fixed that for ya, bro!

 

[alkemyst]

my leg's are lagging. My quads look awesome, my hams not so. 21.5" only.

 

[alkemyst]

Fixed that for ya, bro!

WTF you doing under your moms bed at night?

 

[Dr. Detroit]

WTF you doing under your moms bed at night?

Looking for that Monster that you is becoming, bro!

 

[alkemyst]

Looking for that Monster that you is becoming, bro!

most have regrets in life.

 

[Ketchup]

Lookin good man, keep it up!

 

[alkemyst]

Looking for that Monster that you is becoming, bro!

lol at the non-laid.

 

[TallBill]

my leg's are lagging. My quads look awesome, my hams not so. 22.5" only.

At 22.5 nothing is looking awesome. Possibly decent though, how tall are you? Texas method, squats. Do it, your legs will explode.

 

[alkemyst]

At 22.5 nothing is looking awesome. Possibly decent though, how tall are you? Texas method, squats. Do it, your legs will explode.

unfortunately genetic-wise I am f'ed in the leg department in hamstrings.

I am 5'10"