Actually I am dating late 20's to late 30's now. I am turning 42. The chick I almost divorced my wife for a few years ago (ex-olympic gymnast and a hottie, turning 36 this year) just contacted me yesterday and we hung out a couple hours...she is still upset, but has been texting me today.
I fuck mom's for the lolz.
Sure you do. :awe:
You seem proud of the fact that you prostitute yourself to random desperate chicks.
First, would be you have to live in Texas. Trust me I am just replying...not making me angry or anything. What's your daily driver look like? lolz
there is a reason I haven't been posting much at night lately. My leg got fucked up yesterday, I can barely walk. Should be ok soon. Still got to dog park for my boy today.
I am the real deal. I have not exaggerated anything of my life here, good or bad.
and you might be all of this that you speak about. the fact that you have to go out of your way to convince us well.. you've been around the internet for long enough old man. i'm sure you used to talk about how much teacher pussy you used to get on a BBS, win 3.1 style.
if you're having all of this fun then hey, i'm the first to pat a fellow's back who's still in the game but if you think the way you act online brings people closer to you, then you're a fucking idiot
also, if you're aiming for trolling, you've had a good run but you'll be TFP.
i have an 02 z71 tahoe and an 02 avalon. guess what, my shit is paid off. it gets me from point a to point b and i take care of them. trust me, i pull way more pussy than you'll ever dream old man with 10 year old vehicles. i know you'll reply wanting proof but you really think i'm going to pleasure you with girls you think about fucking while you're having sex with your ex-wife?
actually as a teen I was sort of afraid of chicks since I was both studying biology and had a mom that was a OB/GYN nurse.
You pull cattle.
there is a reason I haven't been posting much at night lately. My leg got fucked up yesterday, I can barely walk. Should be ok soon. Still got to dog park for my boy today.
I am the real deal. I have not exaggerated anything of my life here, good or bad.
there is a reason I haven't been posting much at night lately. My leg got fucked up yesterday, I can barely walk. Should be ok soon. Still got to dog park for my boy today.
I am the real deal. I have not exaggerated anything of my life here, good or bad.
lol, enjoy your livestock bro.
Damn you are such a pig towards women. You truly are a piece of shit that will die alone in a medicaid nursing home sporting a depends full of your own feces.
Why put it on display? There are millions of people far more successful (by your standards) than you, so why display your mediocrity? Why tell us about your car or the women in your life? Why all the pictures of getting into shape? What is it you hope to achieve?
Neither have I ironically enough... despite some of the trolling you've done in my threads and I kind of miss you in the garage for some strange reason. Pretty sure you've been banned from posting there.
Best of luck to you bro. Seriously. :thumbsup:
look every one, it's a 42+ year old man acting like a child. thing is, he's actually 42.
by the way sir, my cattle that i pull, i love going to work every day 7-am-5pm. you can poke cute jokes all day, i'm happy where i'm at in life :thumbsup:
funny, yet you started this exchange. So you are the adult here?
I'm pretty set on Thai food for lunch today. Anyone else?
i gave you exactly what you want, in your own thread. you're such a failure of a troll. trying too hard.
see you around in those bad ass jeans:thumbsup:
midlife crisis / thread.