Alky's thread.

[Brigandier]

I cannot wait for the day after thanksgiving: turkey, stuffing and swiss on homemade bread.

 

[Pantlegz]

And I do love me some cheese. Nothing better than herbed goat cheese and feta wrapped in chicken breast. Or on Pizza. goat cheese in eggs with some pepper jack is good too. I'm not a big sammich guy...

 

[Saint Nick]

i can deadlift 185. am i a beast yet or should i eat more cheese (alternator sized)?

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

i can deadlift 185. am i a beast yet or should i eat more cheese (alternator sized)?

You are becoming monster but still a beta brah.

 

[Pantlegz]

i can deadlift 185. am i a beast yet or should i eat more cheese (alternator sized)?

DYEL?

 

[Anubis]

Understand that you don't enjoy mayo ... try this:

Cuban Roll (aka Cuban on a Tortilla)

12" tortilla
2 Tbsp Miracle Whip
3-4 slices ham (smoked or sweet)
5-10 Dill pickles
Mustard

Roll and heat to 350 for 5 minutes (until brown).

sounds good - minus the mircle whip - which is equally as disgusting as mayo

 

[moonbogg]

If you aren't happy with your marriage then get the hell out, but if a marriage is what you want, the grass is green where you water it. It won't be any better with anyone else because no matter where you go, the problem is that you always bring yourself with you. Maybe you can just be happier being single.
Being married is hard in some ways because we have this insane natural urge to fuck as many women as possible, and thats OK if its worth it to ditch your marriage. Nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wrong with working out to feel good about yourself either and to get attention. People here seem to think that this is a new thing that Alky invented. OP is like everyone else but he just has the nuts to admit it.

 

[JimKiler]

Wait, 7 pages and only one post in this thread from Alky...something is amiss

 

[slightlyhuman]

I am not an admin, and I find your remark warrants a response. Thus, I cordially invite you to go fuck yourself. Although I doubt you required any encouragement.

LOL.

i'm not sure what's worse, you being butt-hurt over my comment or the fact that you actually find entertainment from a troll..

now THAT is fucking sad.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Wait, 7 pages and only one post in this thread from Alky...something is amiss

this.

 

[waggy]

I could go for a cheesesteak right now, but unfortunately the correct bread is at least 400 miles away. My dad brought me a couple dozen rolls last time they visited, but we went through those.

Mainers don't like crusty bread. I don't get it.

This thread is once again about cheese... and bread?

give me a good chunk of cheese and bread and i'm a happy person...yumm

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Oh Alky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8MqAmPA_GA&list=UUTUixjMv5g8oLSCMggZj4-g&index=5&feature=plcp

 

[highland145]

Oh Alky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8MqAmPA_GA&list=UUTUixjMv5g8oLSCMggZj4-g&index=5&feature=plcp

I'm not sure which one....






D:



Maybe all of 'em.

 

[roguerower]

Wait, 7 pages and only one post in this thread from Alky...something is amiss

Agreed...there's something eerily wrong with this thread.

Back on topic though, I picked up a block of salsa jack last weekend...not a fan. My local supermarket has a pretty decent selection of cheeses.

 

[waggy]

Agreed...there's something eerily wrong with this thread.

Back on topic though, I picked up a block of salsa jack last weekend...not a fan. My local supermarket has a pretty decent selection of cheeses.

salsa jack? that does not even sound good.

 

[brainhulk]

Have you guys tried truffle cheese? It's pretty good

 

[AdamK47]

Wait, 7 pages and only one post in this thread from Alky...something is amiss

Only Alphas can see that this thread is only two pages long.

 

[Brigandier]

salsa jack? that does not even sound good.

Salsa Jack sounds like a white Latin dance teacher.

One cheese I cannot stand is Buffalo Mozzarella, and I cannot understand why.

 

[alkemyst]

getting major attention. I crave that
That's because you have no self worth. It's evident by all your attention whore threads. Your self esteem is so low that you crave validation from others.
You have an undiagnosed mental condition. Seek help.

I like to spin you like a little top.

 

[alkemyst]

Heh I fucked a few okc chicks but just going to a bar is 10x easier if you're just looking to bang.

I am still going to bars and clubs. It's more or less filler. That's how I use online dating. Plus getting some banter back and forth during the day is fun.

 

[alkemyst]

i'm just wondering which admin he's giving BJs too to carry on like he does.


/postinginalkemystthread


these forums just decline every year.

What is your great contribution to the forums bro other than incessant bitching and whining?

 

[alkemyst]

You are experiencing a form of mid-life crisis. I am 46 and see a fair number of our age group in similar circumstances. Status symbol sports car - irresistible urge to pursue sports sex with attractive young women - renewed focus on physical appearance and trying to make 40 the new 20 - the rather capricious rationale for the dissolution of a long term relationship/marriage.

Introspect at length concerning your motivations, and do your utmost to prognosticate on the potential outcomes of your actions. Sometimes we have a laser focus, but it turns out to be the wrong target. Being the BMOC again (if you will) may feel like it is filling a void now, but leave a yawning chasm when all is said and done. At which point, the futile pursuit to fill it ends up consuming you. Long term personal happiness is seldom the result of superficial pursuits. Particularly when they hurt the people we care about.

This has been going on for most of the last 10 years. Back in 2008 I was actively dating and posted about it here. The problem is I was seriously injured for the past 5 years back to back and couldn't be in shape. I have always had sporty cars...if anything the M3 is more professional / mellow than my old 240SX.

 

[leper84]

So. Fucking. Fitting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw

 

[Red Squirrel]

Wow, leaving wife because of sex performance, that's extremely low, and lame. You don't really deserve her anyway if all you have her for is sex. A proper relationship is more than just about the sex. Your life sure is pitiful if you feel that sex is the only thing to live for. You rather continue prostituting yourself to random girls who have no emotional tie with you. How sad.


To bring this back on topic, I've been debating on what to eat for supper. I might get a sub, which is basically a sandwich.

 

[alkemyst]

I hope you get hit by a bus and your wife collects major $$ from life insurance. But knowing you, you probably aren't thoughtful enough to carry life insurance for your wife.

I carry about $500k in life insurance.

His address is easily available...send her a letter

Keep in mind I know where most of you live as well, I really don't care if I or someone elses answers in kind to the wrong address.

As far as offering money for docs, as far as I know I was told that is a bannable offense here. I could easily pay a few hundred dollars for the same info and I am sure at that price I'd get replies.