All Things Ghetto

[Vikaden]

You have to make Jungle Juice, its Everclear and fruit juice left over night in the fridge, by morning it wont even taste like alcohol.

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

Invite a bunch of cops over to the party and have them beat the poop out of you.

 

[goshdarnindie]

Thats a great idea. I have been throwing big parties every couple of months and I was running out of themes. Ghetto Blaster is our next one! Check out Puff Daddy or FUBU for clothing advice. FUBU will direct you to another site that will help you with your lingo.

[sorry, linkified]

 

[Windogg]

Mickey's??? BWAHAHA!!! That's future yuppie fratboy beer (no it ain't malt liquor, it's too weak).

What you need is real ghetto brew. Colt 45 is the upscale malt liquor along with Olde English 800.

What you need is St. Ides, Country Club, Ballentine Ale, Silver Thunder, Red Bull (not the pansy caffeine drink), Schlitz Bull, Midnight Dragon, Laser, Night Flight, and Private Stock.

Can't forget Champale. The fruity malt liquor.

Windogg

 

[geno]

lol, this thread is a joke

 

[DannyLove]

again i say this.

I CANT GO WRONG WITH TOO SHORT!

danny~!

 

[Cattlegod]

put red and green plastic wrap over the lights for color

 

[slanginhard]

Basically heres what i would do

Get a frigde and fill it up with 40s, if its a lot of people I say big fridge, if its small get one of those dorm fridges. I fill mine up with OLDE English and High Life tall Cans

If your rich, which i assume you are, get a lot of chronic, 1/2 oz, oz, and bunch of Garcia Vega, swisher sweet cigarillos or Philly blunts. Smoke all that $hit, itll be like 180-300 dollars, but if everyone puts in 10 and you have 20 people there, itll cover most of the cost

If your broke get an oz or two of schwag, its like 60 bucks and oz, or like 150 for 4, dont pay more, or your stupid, and blaze those blunts, itll make you tired near the end of the night but youll be real fvcked up

Get a couple 4L bottles of that Carlo Rossi wine, that is some good cheap stuff, like 8 bucks at Ralphs

As far as music, id play the new snoop, kurupt, DPG, DJ Quik, this dude Mausberg if you can find him, basically that west coast gangsta $hit

dont forget the hos, and some white people to punk, in this case i dont see it as a problem

 

[iamwiz82]

dont forget the ripple!!

 

[brownout]

To get the true ghetto feeling you shouldn't watch a tape on a VCR. Come on... get some rabbit ears, a plastic crate, set the TV on the crate and hope something decent is on for you guys to watch.

Better, yet, watch on the porch, leaving the door open, screen door closed (if you got one).

And it seems that everyone is pointing out black stereotypes, ghetto doesn't always mean black.

 

[Windogg]

<< And it seems that everyone is pointing out black stereotypes, ghetto doesn't always mean black. >>

/me dons aesbestos suit.

Yea, your right. I wonder how many people will be pissed is someone suggested a party where everyone wear yellow star of David's on their shoulder and have every fifth person goosestep and carry a MP40 submachinegun. Play the soundtrack to &quot;Fiddler on the Roof&quot; for dance music.

 

[classy]

I guess its all in fun, but for some reason I don't find this thread to amusing.

 

[PsychoAndy]

For food i'd say all of these will work:
Fried Chicken
Collard Greens
Black-Eye Peas
Mashed Potatoes
Pork Rinds
Watermelon
Ham Hocks
Chicken wings
Maybe some shrimps

And can someone tell me what the hell Chitlins are? To this day i haven't figured out what they were...

 

[slanginhard]

Chitlins are pig intestines. For a complete history go to
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[divinemartyr]

You need some Mad Dog 20/20, Gin and Juice, Night Train, Crazy Horse, Schlitz malt liquor, Olde English 800, St. Ides, watermelon, chitlins (chitterlings) are a must, gold chains, doorags (or bandanas), some blunts (although you don't have to smoke them) and maybe some black n' milds. Don't forget ham hocks, pig's feet, collard greens, and a pork shoulder. That will complete your ghetto buffet.

For clothes you have to have Dickies work pants with the dickies blue shirt, and some Raiders caps. An old starter jacket would be nice too. That's all i can think of.

For music you've got to have some NWA, Too $hort, Grandmaster Flash, Run DMC, 2 Live Crew, Dj Qwik, Slick Rick, and Silk the Shocker. Adding in some Mystikal would definitely up your ghettoness.

One last thing to make your ghetto night complete, make sure you get the movie &quot;Fear of a Black Hat&quot;. This has to be one of the most ghetto movies ever created.

Good luck on your ghetto quest my ghetto friend!

dm